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We'll do this trick together when we meet...so probably never. Although I made a big step today and actually talked to a sickie on the phone. I guess some of you are real.
Randy? he's like our crazy uncle that did porn in the 70's. call me next. I love talking to e-people.-Lolli
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Funny thing. When I talked to the girl at the dealer for Speedz today. She said, I think I talked to him the other day. Is his name Matt Cats? I told her you were using a fake name, it was really Matty Nocat :cracked myself up face:
Haha. Eval.
and I believe I may never get laid again, but it is truly from a lack of effort.
Careful, JeffStrat's rubbing off on you.
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couple of things.How bad is Eric Young on Baseball Tonight? Fernando Vina ain't much better.Did anyone else want to be Christian Slater's character from Heathers in real life, minus all most of the killing?I had some other stuff, but I forgot it. I'm playing hyper aggressive in a sng, raising nearly every hand

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Works 60% of the time, every time. Have the waiter bring over the water and let them know the waiters are from you...then when he points and they all look over, do the old nod and self-point. See the diner scene of Dumb and Dumber for reference of how Sea Bass accepts the charges.If the girls are cool they'll either stop by your table at some point or wave you over. If they don't, there's still a money move. On your way out (or even just to the bathroom if they might leave first) you write your name and number on a napkin (or use a card if you have one). As you're passing the table drop your info on their table and you only say one thing..."There's more where that came from."
jesus that is so money.ron, I need e-words of encouragement. I've reached a plateau in my workouts and can't seem to lose the last 10 pounds I need to. Balls this is aggravating. nobody from here's ever talked to me on the phone. hell, I've only talked to one of you people on aim and that was for 2 minutes for a tool song (no, you didn't get drunk and forget cybering with me mex).
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jesus that is so money.ron, I need e-words of encouragement. I've reached a plateau in my workouts and can't seem to lose the last 10 pounds I need to. Balls this is aggravating.
well, if you are looking to lose weight, its all diet. You know that. Cut down on your intake, pure and simple. And eat a ton more green veggies. Slow down on the protein bars/shakes that you may or may not eat. Also, lighten the weight and increase reps to 12-15 for each set. Just a thought.Also, ramp up the cardio. But do you really want to lose the weight or muscle it up?
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well, if you are looking to lose weight, its all diet. You know that. Cut down on your intake, pure and simple. And eat a ton more green veggies. Slow down on the protein bars/shakes that you may or may not eat. Also, lighten the weight and increase reps to 12-15 for each set. Just a thought.Also, ramp up the cardio. But do you really want to lose the weight or muscle it up?
oh I need no more muscle. I'm freakin huge over here. and I've stopped eating the protein bars and shakes and what not. hell, I probably eat about 1400 to 1600 calories a day, and have to burn at least 300 extra with my workouts. I think I'm still losing weight actually, its just much slower and it gets a bit tedious after a while. I think the only real thing I can do differently is drink less, and eat less on the weekends (I let myself eat more on the weekends somewhat), or I could just do even more cardio. thats probably what I'll do. I wish food didn't taste so damn good. damn you delicious things!screw all that. I'm starting up a meth habit.
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At first I thought you were referencing my go-to move of ordering a round of waters for a group of girls at a nearby table.Then I realized you're just a racist. RACIST!
nope.I'm an equal op jokester... Thats what makes me so likeable, loved, respected, well-thought of, enjoyed, highly regarded, hated.
I can picture a waiter in a nice restaurant approaching a table full of hot girls with 4 waters: "this is from the jew in the corner"I think I may try this, sounds like a quality move
The few times that Ive been inside a strip club, I pulled this move.... wait till the ho sits down and the waitress asks if you want to buy her a drink. Say, "Of course I do!...bring both of us a beer!"I just love the awkwardness of them explaining that her drink will cost $15 while I sit there with a puzzled look on my face.
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Keith or anybody else, is Final Fantasy XII worth a purchase? If it's as bad as X-2 I really wouldn't want to buy it.
Yes. I haven't played it extensively, but it's far better than X-2.
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The further away you get from the taste, the less you care.
i fully disagree. Its been over 8 years for me, and I crave it worse now then I have in a long time
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Ticks & Leeches just played on my Ipod. I had forgotten how utterly good that song is.Mex, CDubb, PaperCup - May 19th. There's still tickets available at the low, low Oklahoma price of $44.
I would love to, however after my upcoming vacation this weekend, I will most likely have no money. I found out a few days ago that we're going to Canada for a night, so I'll probably lose it all getting drunk and playing poker. If not, I'll take my winnings and blow it all playing blackjack. Then I'll make a joke about using the word "blowing" a lot, so none of you can beat me to it.Then I'll make a joke about the word "beat". And then I'll giggle.
call me next. I love talking to e-people.-Lolli
Funny you should say that. I just spoke with everyone's favorite Minnesota MILF.
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Hey Lori!! No one got voted off. They said something stupid like, "How could we send somebody home on a charity night?" They're apparently adding this week's votes to next week's and then voting off the bottom two. There's your spoiler. You now owe me* some boobie banging.*copyright Ron_Mexico

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I would love to, however after my upcoming vacation this weekend, I will most likely have no money. I found out a few days ago that we're going to Canada for a night, so I'll probably lose it all getting drunk and playing poker. If not, I'll take my winnings and blow it all playing blackjack. Then I'll make a joke about using the word "blowing" a lot, so none of you can beat me to it.Then I'll make a joke about the word "beat". And then I'll giggle.Funny you should say that. I just spoke with everyone's favorite Minnesota MILF.
The closest I've come to contact to the MM is staring at her profile picture while tugging one out to Metallica's No Leaf Clover.
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The closest I've come to contact to the MM is staring at her profile picture while tugging one out to Metallica's No Leaf Clover.
That's just fucking creepy, man.I use Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here"
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8 Years? You must have a bionic arm or really worn out couch cushions.
5 of those years I was a paranoid fuck from dealing, and after I got busted I talked to probably like 8 different people for about a year. Its been hard since getting back into the game, especially when you live at home with your mom and have no money to go out
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Keith or anybody else, is Final Fantasy XII worth a purchase? If it's as bad as X-2 I really wouldn't want to buy it.
i haven't played it yet, but from a few people that I trust that have played, they absolutely love it and have said that its up there for them
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I alternate between either listening to that or wearing a Karate Kid bandana. I love what you did there.
So are you saying you wax on wax off to Metallica? Chicks dig that bandana, I mean thats the only reason the kid banged Elizabeth Shue.
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