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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Okay but here's what I don't get. On your head, you have a solid surface. It doesn't move, it doesn't change shape. Not so much the case with your scrotal sac. One accidental flinch and you have 18 3/4 blades of pure titanium scraping across skin that is paper thin and without a real permanent shape.Scaaaaaaaaary.
That particular patch of skin (at least in my case) is very tough and stretchy. I'm careful, never so much as had a nick. Gillette knows what they're doing when it comes to shaving products.
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One of these days you guys are going to break down and give me mod powers for a day on "accident".
for that to happen I will have to get admin powers first. Let God Have mercy on the forum if I'm allowed to get admin powers and IP ban people. I wouldn't call giving you mod powers as much an accident as I would call it doing something silly while being very drunk
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a trained monkey could probably beat live 10/20 LHE, hell, a trained monkey could probably beat 20/40 live LHE. The crazy asian gamboolers make some of those games greatedit: this is just off of my experience at foxwoods and AC, as I have no experience playing those limits at any other place in North America
Lesson/Strategy? I only played 10/20 live once, and got my butt kicked. This would be due to my relative inabilities with LHE and the fact that I was underbankrolled for the game, and I was playing poorly because the rest of the table seemed to be playing worse. There's always 10/20 and 15/30 LHE going on at Turning Stone, and if I can get good enough to play at those limits I'd certainly take a stab.12 User(s) are reading this topic (3 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)9 Members: ajs510, turd ferguson, missIdaho, RhinestoneCowboy, kers2, Naked_Cowboy, Ouch-8s, rocketpoker828, zimmer4141Hmmm...interesting. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.
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I definetly remembering him reporting Jmoney's avatar, there were a few other scantily clad avatars that he'd bitch about them being NSFW for the forums. Obviously he likes his women in long sleeved white button down shirts and long black skirts
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for that to happen I will have to get admin powers first. Let God Have mercy on the forum if I'm allowed to get admin powers and IP ban people. I wouldn't call giving you mod powers as much an accident as I would call it doing something silly while being very drunk
Go on...
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You're pretty good at stories, Jon. Bangup day so far.
Yeah, I really love to procrastinate. I have a ton of work to do, but rather than do any, I'm writing my memoirs, one Sick Thread post at a time.If I wasn't the boss, I would so fire me.
I'll bet it makes him look like a ten year old Puritan jogger.
For the record, I doubt the ten year old was quite as Puritan as his father. Unless his last name was Flanders.
a trained monkey could probably beat live 10/20 LHE, hell, a trained monkey could probably beat 20/40 live LHE. The crazy asian gamboolers make some of those games greatedit: this is just off of my experience at foxwoods and AC, as I have no experience playing those limits at any other place in North America
I don't know about LHE, or those limits, but Crazy Asain Gamboolers make the RiverRock in Vancouver go round. I love love love making them pay for their draws, because they will.
Don't you ever say that again.Another top notch story.
Sorry, I meant yogging.Thanks.Wow, it's lunchtime. This day is just flying by!
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Don't push down and you're fine. Oh, you weren't really asking, were you?I learned that lesson the hard way, although it was on my head, not my boys. Pushing down to get a closer shave is Bad Idea Jeans.
yea, I mad that mistake on the shaft once. I just wouldn't stop bleeding for a few minutes. There is nothing more confusing then seeing your penis bleed
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12 User(s) are reading this topic (3 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)9 Members: ajs510, turd ferguson, missIdaho, RhinestoneCowboy, kers2, Naked_Cowboy, Ouch-8s, rocketpoker828, zimmer4141Hmmm...interesting. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.
Pun intended?
I definetly remembering him reporting Jmoney's avatar, there were a few other scantily clad avatars that he'd bitch about them being NSFW for the forums. Obviously he likes his women in long sleeved white button down shirts and long black skirts
He'd be Ouch's worst nightmare if only he could jogg.
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yea, I mad that mistake on the shaft once. I just wouldn't stop bleeding for a few minutes. There is nothing more confusing then seeing your penis bleed
I took a big chunk (a literal *chunk*) of skin out of the top of my head when I first started shaving it. Heads bleed like a mother fucker, if you don't know from experience. I blew through half a roll of paper towels trying to stem the flow, it bled for a solid hour before finally stopping.
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Great Dane is mild compared to other forum freakshows. There are people on GameFAQs who create seperate sites to cry and moan over what is an what isn't modded. He is just one goober crying over it.

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I laughed quite hard at this.
Obviously he likes his women in long sleeved white button down shirts and long black skirts
Henceforth Dane shall be known as PJ.And so it was written.
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Lesson/Strategy? I only played 10/20 live once, and got my butt kicked. This would be due to my relative inabilities with LHE and the fact that I was underbankrolled for the game, and I was playing poorly because the rest of the table seemed to be playing worse. There's always 10/20 and 15/30 LHE going on at Turning Stone, and if I can get good enough to play at those limits I'd certainly take a stab.12 User(s) are reading this topic (3 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)9 Members: ajs510, turd ferguson, missIdaho, RhinestoneCowboy, kers2, Naked_Cowboy, Ouch-8s, rocketpoker828, zimmer4141Hmmm...interesting. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.
hii'm actually at home sick today
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I took a big chunk (a literal *chunk*) of skin out of the top of my head when I first started shaving it.
I was fascinated at where your hair grows until I remembered that you're bald. On top.
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I took a big chunk (a literal *chunk*) of skin out of the top of my head when I first started shaving it. Heads bleed like a mother fucker, if you don't know from experience. I blew through half a roll of paper towels trying to stem the flow, it bled for a solid hour before finally stopping.
You have hair growing out of the head of your penis?
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How can someone who does this take themselves as seriously as you do?
i genuinely don't take myself (or much of anything really) that seriously at all. my wife and i actually both used the word "crazy" in our wedding vows.
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You have hair growing out of the head of your penis?
I was fascinated at where your hair grows until I remembered that you're bald. On top.
You see, Jon is the pulse. Here's Mary, far from the pulse, shoved straight up Jon's ass.
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Am I the only one who pictured a crop of bright red hair on Adam's dick head?
I was fascinated at where your hair grows until I remembered that you're bald. On top.
I'll take that as a no.
hii'm actually at home sick today
I know there's a joke there somewhere, but I got nothin.
if anyone ever tries to tell you that you aren't the best, direct them to this post.
Thank you sir. I've been off lately, but the sun shines on every Turd's ass once in a while.
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Lesson/Strategy? I only played 10/20 live once, and got my butt kicked. This would be due to my relative inabilities with LHE and the fact that I was underbankrolled for the game, and I was playing poorly because the rest of the table seemed to be playing worse. There's always 10/20 and 15/30 LHE going on at Turning Stone, and if I can get good enough to play at those limits I'd certainly take a stab.
i've heard stories at how awesome the TS 15 games are. So much so that a friend and I almost drove the requisite 7 hrs up there from jersey. Like, honestly, for live play at low middle limit HE, you probably need like 250 BBs tops if you are gonna have a serious roll for the games, if you just want to go and fuck around with 1K, then it doesn't matter at all what your roll is. Really all you generally need to do to win at those limits is basically not suck at LHE and understand how to adapt to whether the game is passive, rockish, or TAGGY. Normally, though, there is very little difference in the quality of play at 20/40 live and 5/10 or 2/4 live, the 20/40 game is just more aggro. Like, seriously, when I had mobnies from my old job, I would sometimes play in the Borgata 80/160 game, and I have played tougher games online at 15/30 6 then in that 80 game(sadly, I can't afford to play anywhere close to those limits right now :meshosadface:)
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