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My best laugh of the day. The 'WHAMMY' really sealed the deal. And in her defense she's paying all her own bills these days.
Its amazing how a "WHAMMY" will make me laugh bigtime, but a "ZING" makes me want to punch wallsOh and in case you missed it I cited my source in lemon juice in that other thread
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My best laugh of the day. The 'WHAMMY' really sealed the deal. And in her defense she's paying all her own bills these days.
Ohhh sure so you tell us all about when she's bad but never when she's good. I think we're gonna need full disclosure from you, Mr. Ferguson, from now on. You might even have to start peeing in a cup._______________________________New post in case it attaches it to my last one.I'm bored. This is the part of the afternoon I hate. I need entertaining.Where's Danny?Yes, those 2 statements are vaguely related.
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I just got a call from my daughter’s teacher informing me that for the last week she has been throwing tantrums in class. It’s very odd considering even as a toddler she never threw tantrums. She has always been an extremely well behaved kid. I’ll have to call her dad tonight and find out what went on while she stayed with him last week. He tends to let her get away with more than I do and we both need to really work on consistency in our parenting styles. On the plus side, her math skills still by far exceed those of anyone else in her class. She has also repeatedly offered to teach her teacher and other kids in her class to play poker. That’s my girl.

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On the plus side, her math skills still by far exceed those of anyone else in her class. She has also repeatedly offered to teach her teacher and other kids in her class to play poker. That's my girl.
one guy, two guy, three guy, four!sorry cindy, not really trying to pick on you... © habs fan
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I just got a call from my daughter’s teacher informing me that for the last week she has been throwing tantrums in class. It’s very odd considering even as a toddler she never threw tantrums. She has always been an extremely well behaved kid. I’ll have to call her dad tonight and find out what went on while she stayed with him last week. He tends to let her get away with more than I do and we both need to really work on consistency in our parenting styles. On the plus side, her math skills still by far exceed those of anyone else in her class. She has also repeatedly offered to teach her teacher and other kids in her class to play poker. That’s my girl.
I seriously doubt it's because her dad lets her get away with more than you do. It's probably a combination of the stress from her parents splitting up and her not getting enough attention from either of you. Just sayin'.
Ohhh sure so you tell us all about when she's bad but never when she's good. I think we're gonna need full disclosure from you, Mr. Ferguson, from now on. You might even have to start peeing in a cup.
I thought I mentioned before that she's paying all her own bills now. Did I not?
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one guy, two guy, three guy, four!sorry cindy, not really trying to pick on you... © habs fan
NO NO NO !!! That was funny !!! Really funny !!! I encourage the witty one liners.
I seriously doubt it's because her dad lets her get away with more than you do. It's probably a combination of the stress from her parents splitting up and her not getting enough attention from either of you. Just sayin'.
she gets more than enough attention, trust me. i think it definitely has to do with us splitting up. children need stability and consistentcy. when she has a different set of rules for each house, every other week it does cause her alot of stress. she doesn't know what her boundaries are. her dad and i are gonn have to work together to make this more consistent.
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I thought I mentioned before that she's paying all her own bills now. Did I not?
Maybe you did on one of the days I didn't catch up. However, you didn't balk at peeing in a cup so I'll keep that in reserve for later.
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Obviously since you can’t find the (Sienfeldish like) humor in my dating adventures I’ll just stop posting about them.
missed this the first time around. all i can say is that i completely agree that the humour is seinfeldian.
New post in case it attaches it to my last one.I'm bored. This is the part of the afternoon I hate. I need entertaining.Where's Danny?Yes, those 2 statements are vaguely related.
sorry honeybabycakes, today was an FCHL day.
On the plus side, her math skills still by far exceed those of anyone else in her class. She has also repeatedly offered to teach her teacher and other kids in her class to play poker. That’s my girl.
i had excellent math skills as a child, so i wouldn't pin too many hopes on that one.
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NO NO NO !!! That was funny !!! Really funny !!! I encourage the witty one liners.she gets more than enough attention, trust me. i think it definitely has to do with us splitting up. children need stability and consistentcy. when she has a different set of rules for each house, every other week it does cause her alot of stress. she doesn't know what her boundaries are. her dad and i are gonn have to work together to make this more consistent.
Everyone else seems to be picking on you so I really don't want to get into it, but how much time can you really spend with her when you're dating three guys plus the one that occassionally lives in your house?
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Everyone else seems to be picking on you so I really don't want to get into it, but how much time can you really spend with her when you're dating three guys plus the one that occassionally lives in your house?
As some one that doesn't have kids, I'll forgive your insinuation that single moms can't spend enough time with there kids and also date. But as a rule I don't go out on the weeks that I have her. To behonest I'd rather stay at home helping her with her homework and just spending time together than going on a date. 90% of my dating adventures occur on the weeks she is with her dad.
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Was it here or the army thread where someone posted about this guy IMing him/her? He also IMd me several months ago but failed to scratch me off his list I guess.[17:32] stunnergraphics: hey, are you a mod at Full Contact?[17:33] renaeonaim: i am moderately fantastic at Full Contact[17:33] stunnergraphics: hmm...ok lol[17:34] stunnergraphics: are you a moderator?[17:34] renaeonaim: is that like an artist?[17:34] stunnergraphics: why, yes, yes it is[17:34] renaeonaim: then yes, yes i am[17:34] stunnergraphics: wow[17:35] stunnergraphics: ok, so I guess you are not interested in helping a new site grab some members, and maybe even get some pay out of it?[17:35] renaeonaim: wasn't interested the 1st time you asked and I'm still not. Are you interested in buying some of my artists creations?[17:35] stunnergraphics: possibly[17:35] stunnergraphics: I talked to you yesterday, correct?[17:36] renaeonaim: why? you have a list you're checking off or something?[17:36] stunnergraphics: no, I just noticed that you are really active there, and it would be a huge asset to have someone like you as a moderator, or at least have you on the side of my site, that is all[17:36] stunnergraphics: I really don't have a hidden agenda or anything, lol[17:36] renaeonaim: oh, i thought maybe you were santa clause[17:37] stunnergraphics: I could be :club: [17:37] renaeonaim: then you should use midgets instead of elfs[17:37] renaeonaim: everyone knows they work harder[17:37] stunnergraphics: true dat

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Nope, wasn't me.
I loved the subtle nature of this post.Usually you use this for Ouch, but broke it out for John (sic)well done
Where in FL? We're looking at Fort Lauderdale or Key West for spring break this year. If we're close you should come out for a night, or I'll try to stop by Ronnie's place.
I'll definitely shoot down to Ft. Laddy Daddy, where the girls know how to party for a night of sillines with JBrad. Key West is 4 hours away, although the gay possibilities would be endless.
I just got a call from my daughter’s teacher informing me that for the last week she has been throwing tantrums in class. It’s very odd considering even as a toddler she never threw tantrums. She has always been an extremely well behaved kid. I’ll have to call her dad tonight and find out what went on while she stayed with him last week. He tends to let her get away with more than I do and we both need to really work on consistency in our parenting styles. On the plus side, her math skills still by far exceed those of anyone else in her class. She has also repeatedly offered to teach her teacher and other kids in her class to play poker. That’s my girl.
does that school have a copy room?
one guy, two guy, three guy, four!sorry cindy, not really trying to pick on you... © habs fan
you sir, are on friggin fire.
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Apparently I have redeemed myself in Ron's eyes. This means I will require a new title.Suggestions?
thats funny. I didn't notice that until you pointed it out.I didn't say you weren't funny, you just don't recognize unfunny people.also, I was reading through the Godfather II quotes to find mine, and man, that effin movie is full of great line. Here are a few of my favs.Michael Corleone: I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closerMichael Corleone: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. Michael Corleone: My offer is this: nothing. Not even the $20,000 for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hyman Roth: This is the business we chose.forget it, too many.
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