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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Wow, was just catching up my reading in the lo-fi version of this thread. It is much better with all the bells and whistles. Only 1042 pages to go.Carry on.
You know, it's really not worth catching up.
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Well, there's kind of a back story about Borg...an inside joke that isn't worth sharing here because it's not funny to anyone that wasn't extremely wasted at a certain time and place.You don't think anyone over 20-25 would know who Borg is?I need more ideas, people. So far it's this, Count Chocula, or the Geico caveman. I'm not overly happy with any of them. I'm only making a big deal out of this because I haven't really gotten dressed up for Halloween in about 13 years.
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Idaho, you are 100% correct. Somewhat unlikely a girl will be saying anything about be jisming in her mouth anytime soon though.

I need more ideas, people. So far it's this, Count Chocula, or the Geico caveman. I'm not overly happy with any of them. I'm only making a big deal out of this because I haven't really gotten dressed up for Halloween in about 13 years.
i need some ideas too. i've got 1-2 parties, and probably trick-or-treating. my friends are just buying shitty masks, but i'd like something decent.actually, maybe i'll go as Fry from Futurama.
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Halloween, me a priest, her a nun. I told her it was a good idea since I personally know DOG, Jesus and St Peter.Sweetest day, pajamagram.com Send a nighty and get something back. A vermont teddy bear will probably get you an Idaho like BJ.The Bush terrorist law is allowed due to a "war" clause in the constitution. Still pretty scary.

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Well, there's kind of a back story about Borg...an inside joke that isn't worth sharing here because it's not funny to anyone that wasn't extremely wasted at a certain time and place.You don't think anyone over 20-25 would know who Borg is?
people over 30 may get the Borg thingI appreciate you not boring us.Inside jokes don't work b/c the majority of the people you run into aren't gonna get it, and the point dressing up is to be noticed. Think MattyCatsI'm gonna work on this Costume thing for you.Topical stuff is always the bestI hate traditional stuff, pregnant nun, etcI saw someone dressed in a box of cereal carrying a meat cleaver. That was funny.another guy was dressed in big aluminum can with Whoop Ass on it in huge letters.
That's sum funny sheit right there.
at least someone noticed. Thx babycakes
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Halloween, me a priest, her a nun. I told her it was a good idea since I personally know DOG, Jesus and St Peter.
umm, we haven't talked for years and you have yet to fully accept my son, my son
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umm, we haven't talked for years and you have yet to fully accept my son, my son
Yeah but after all them years of Catholic education hearing over and over about how he "died" for me, got old. I mean Jesus, I get it okay. Ya coulda just cut off a finger or something and it wouldn't have mattered to me.
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The Bush terrorist law is allowed due to a "war" clause in the constitution. Still pretty scary.
War on Drugs, War on Obesity, War on Governamental Criticism; where does it end?
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Why is it that I go to Wendy's, fully expecting the fries to suck balls, yet still am greatly disappointed when I'm right? The fast food capital of the world is on the same road, and I could go anywhere, but for some reason I always go to Wendy's, knowing that it's a 50/50 shot whether the chicken strips will be good, and a 90/10 as to whether the fries will suck.

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Very nice. I still need a few pointers from the ol' man, but my waitress torture mechanics have gotten much better. Thanks pop.
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Why is it that I go to Wendy's, fully expecting the fries to suck balls, yet still am greatly disappointed when I'm right? The fast food capital of the world is on the same road, and I could go anywhere, but for some reason I always go to Wendy's, knowing that it's a 50/50 shot whether the chicken strips will be good, and a 90/10 as to whether the fries will suck.
focus on the 5 piece nuggets, the jr bacon cheeseburger, the new chicken sandwich, or the jr bbq burger. all of them a buck, all delicious, and no crappy fries.
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people over 30 may get the Borg thingI appreciate you not boring us.Inside jokes don't work b/c the majority of the people you run into aren't gonna get it, and the point dressing up is to be noticed. Think MattyCats
Bjorn Borg's existance isn't an inside joke. Plus I really don't care what anyone other than my friends think. You don't think a tight white eighties tennis outfit complete with wig and headband is funny even if someone doesn't know who I'm supposed to be?
I'm gonna work on this Costume thing for you.Topical stuff is always the best
go on...
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focus on the 5 piece nuggets, the jr bacon cheeseburger, the new chicken sandwich, or the jr bbq burger. all of them a buck, all delicious, and no crappy fries.
I usually get a 5 piece to go along as a backup incase the chicken strips suck. If they don't suck, I'll usually just eat both. Today I was short on cash though, so I just got the strips, a decision I immediately regret.
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focus on the 5 piece nuggets, the jr bacon cheeseburger, the new chicken sandwich, or the jr bbq burger. all of them a buck, all delicious, and no crappy fries.
don't forget the frostee! i dont know what the hell it is, but its delicious
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don't forget the frostee! i dont know what the hell it is, but its delicious
Rumor has it there are now different flavors available. I haven't had the chance to try them yet.
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don't forget the frostee! i dont know what the hell it is, but its delicious
Yeah, the new Vanilla Frostys are pretty damn awesome. It's just soft custard, but good nonetheless.
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Yeah, the new Vanilla Frostys are pretty damn awesome. It's just soft custard, but good nonetheless.
Dammit. Now I'm actually contemplating going back.I'm lucky I'm so goddamn lazy, otherwise I'd be 500 pounds.
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