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If you like having your blood drawn five times a day and giving samples of urine and feces, quintiles is definitely the place for YOU!That is a disturbing thing to hear. Nobody deserves to get rolled.
man, this place is sounding better by the minute. They pay me? I don't have to pay them/ And no, I didn't get rolled, but a cop did find me passed out with my body on the sidewalk and head in the road. Apparently. I don't remember that part. Or barely any of it.
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if you were wearing all pink today, pants and shirt, and I told you that you looked like you ran through a bag of fiberglass, would you laugh?
if i were wearing all pink, i would probobly ask you to dig my brains out with a spoono. but yea, i would laugh
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I was gonna say you have way too much time on your hands, but then I saw my post count, and thought better of it.
if i were wearing all pink, i would probobly ask you to dig my brains out with a spoono. but yea, i would laugh
yeah, I'm debating telling a woman that joke, but who knows if people know fiberglass is usually pink or not.I wonder why I don't pick up hot chicks in bars.
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Where the hell is Adam?
probably snatched up by the terrorist police based on two days ago's posts
True, but 50 blowjobs isn't as easy as it seems.
you'd be surprised actually
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This smells like a challenge for lolli.If the blower is wearing pigtails, they don't even have to do any work.
Lori, care to post any pics today?
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I wonder why I don't pick up hot chicks in bars.
Maybe this has something to do with it..........That and the fact that you are always too busy looking for hot guys.
And no, I didn't get rolled, but a cop did find me passed out with my body on the sidewalk and head in the road. Apparently. I don't remember that part. Or barely any of it.
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Maybe this has something to do with it..........That and the fact that you are always too busy looking for hot guys.
you tryin to tell me passing out drunk and puking on yourself and in a bar doesn't attract hot girls?Are you sure that's correct?also:you tryin to tell me that Jesus Christ cant hurt a curve ball?
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you tryin to tell me passing out drunk and puking on yourself and in a bar doesn't attract hot girls?Are you sure that's correct?also:you tryin to tell me that Jesus Christ cant hurt a curve ball?
No, just saying that from personal experiences, I have found that approach to be less successful than others. Of course, I am just human and don't have the deity-like qualities of an individualsuch as yourself. It just seems a little unorthodox, thats all.And I don't think JC could get anywhere near my deuce.:waitingforthelightningface:
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you tryin to tell me passing out drunk and puking on yourself and in a bar doesn't attract hot girls?Are you sure that's correct?also:you tryin to tell me that Jesus Christ cant hurt a curve ball?
Jesus has a huge hole in his swing particularly due to the fact that he always tries to pull looking to hit the longball when a base hit to the opposite field would suffice
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