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Jesus has a huge hole in his swing particularly due to the fact that he always tries to pull looking to hit the longball when a base hit to the opposite field would suffice
its all about fundamentals.Fcking Jesus, glory hound. Probably on the clear and the cream
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Jesus has a huge hole in his swing particularly due to the fact that he always tries to pull looking to hit the longball when a base hit to the opposite field would suffice
Jesus drops his shoulder, he claims its the prolonged cross on back thing. I think its steroids.
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Jesus hasnt been the same since he signed that big contract with the yankees - he no longer cares about the team its all Jesus first these days
There are reports he was a cancer in the locker room even back in the manger.
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And I don't think JC could get anywhere near my deuce.:waitingforthelightningface:
you got a nice 12 to 6 Uncle Charlie?and Jesus lurks here, just sayin
Something tells me I'm going to be struggling to be on my best behavior today, given the mood I'm in.
how many lines of blow are going up the schnozz today?
There are reports he was a cancer in the locker room even back in the manger.
Demand his own haystack?
....and there here. Gotta go. Later kids.
RAAAIIIID. Cops are here, everyone scatter. Flush the drugs
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What's up bitches
If you take this seriously, you could have a lot of fun with this.To those cursing him right now, think about it for a minute.
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If you take this seriously, you could have a lot of fun with this.To those cursing him right now, think about it for a minute.
I don't think that's going to happen, this is probably going to be a semi-legit account.
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Only if you had the bottom of your t-shirt pulled out through the top.
No. The shirt was just much too small, but I think I get bonus points cause I got it for free and it says "Blood Donor" on it.
I don't think that's going to happen, this is probably going to be a semi-legit account.
Oh, it's Bradburn. What's up homo?
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I don't think that's going to happen, this is probably going to be a semi-legit account.
You and your Dawsons Creek fetish. *shakes head*SBTB kicks the crap out of Dawsons Creek[/color=whydoyoukeeplookingatthisafteritoldyounotto]
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