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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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JJ runs into KK and I'm out of the Super. I run bad, very bad.
Yep, we definitely are long lost brothers.
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Wow, amazed at what happened on The Contender tonight. *Spoiler Alert if you watch and haven't seen it*Ebo dominated the first 3 rounds, then Stewart landed 2 big shots and won by knockout.

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Night all. I plan on going all Barry Bonds at my softball DH tomorrow, except for without the federal indictments.

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Wow, amazed at what happened on The Contender tonight. *Spoiler Alert if you watch and haven't seen it*Ebo dominated the first 3 rounds, then Stewart landed 2 big shots and won by knockout.
what happened to every FTOPS event?
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Just had AK vs KK vs AA. That was fun.
Dealt to BleedBlue44 [Jh Kh]BleedBlue44: calls 30Red_Mollusk: folds puffndragons: folds Aussie Abe: folds Duchow: folds SuperChicken: folds paulie187: calls 15Neffew: checks *** FLOP *** [Td 2h 2d]paulie187: checks Neffew: checks BleedBlue44: bets 60paulie187: calls 60Neffew: folds *** TURN *** [Td 2h 2d] [Th]paulie187: checks BleedBlue44: checks *** RIVER *** [Td 2h 2d Th] [9h]paulie187: bets 150BleedBlue44: folds What do you do on the turn? It's a brand new table, very early in a 180, so no reads.
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Wow, amazed at what happened on The Contender tonight. *Spoiler Alert if you watch and haven't seen it*Ebo dominated the first 3 rounds, then Stewart landed 2 big shots and won by knockout.
I saw that as well ... crazy night
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Yeah, Ebo just didn't defend himself as he moved away from Stewart, and that's how he got caught the first time.
It's really tough to have a rooting interest in that episode.. Both are good guys and the way they portray them makes it extremely difficult to root against one
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It's really tough to have a rooting interest in that episode.. Both are good guys and the way they portray them makes it extremely difficult to root against one
Yeah, I know. I still think the 2 best fighters to go so far are fighting in the next round, K9 and Walter. However, I haven't seen Steve Forbes fight yet.
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What do you do on the turn? It's a brand new table, very early in a 180, so no reads.
Just what you did. Too early for me to want to be taking multiple stabs at an unraised pot against a possible full house.
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Dealt to BleedBlue44 [Jh Kh]BleedBlue44: calls 30Red_Mollusk: folds puffndragons: folds Aussie Abe: folds Duchow: folds SuperChicken: folds paulie187: calls 15Neffew: checks *** FLOP *** [Td 2h 2d]paulie187: checks Neffew: checks BleedBlue44: bets 60paulie187: calls 60Neffew: folds *** TURN *** [Td 2h 2d] [Th]paulie187: checks BleedBlue44: checks *** RIVER *** [Td 2h 2d Th] [9h]paulie187: bets 150BleedBlue44: folds What do you do on the turn? It's a brand new table, very early in a 180, so no reads.
Fold preflop.
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Bad news(for me) I won't be able to post during the day anymore. At my new job, there are about 7 people that can see my computer screen at all times, including my boss. Good thing I'm such a loser I will most likely catch up at night.

I need a good fantasy team name. Funny but appropriate for business.
Grundle Patrol.
to echo what therinn said, but slightly differently, the key to freshman social life is to be as outgoing as possible the first month or two that you're there. if you are typically a hermit, fight it. be friendly with EVERYONE. after the first two months, people start to form their little cliques, and it becomes harder and harder to penetrate groups of young, hot, naive girls. plant a lot of seeds. then watch the garden grow.
Seriously. Seriously. Become friends with everyone you meet.
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Been there, done that. Goodtimes.
Dear Zimmer,You are a smart, funny, athletic kid. You appear to have no vices that need curing (at least not immediately). Thus, this will probably be the only intervention you have in your entire life.When you go to college, your enjoyment of the experience will be increased greatly if you don't play poker at all during the first few months of school (at least until it becomes too cold outside to do anything fun). Your enjoyment of the experience will be greatly increased if you spend the first 2-3 months meeting people (and I say this as someone who sucks at meeting people). You are going to a massive school with a crapload of people-insert yourself into as many situations and groups as soon as possible. Coming home from class at 3 PM and playing poker until 9 at night when you go out is going to result in your college experience being more individualistic and impersonal. While it might be -ev to take some time off, it will be incredibly +life ev. You can always make more money, and poker will always be there for you.Love, your jealous and proud sick thread brothers,Bizzle, mk, and therrinn
Truth Quote. Meet people, meet everyone, make friends. Go to parties. Get wasted. Do stupid things. Ocassionally study for school.I feel old.
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I just got my ass kicked by Peter HU. He was scared for a while though, lol, but he got lucky a few times and took me out.(ok, he was kicking my ass pretty much the whole time and when I did have the lead it was because he let me.)
She played well, just a little too passive at times.
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Peewee's Playhouse is on.I either need weed or a change of channel.Also, we could really have fun with the newbs who are reading the Greenstein talking smack thread for the first time.

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Yeah, do ya'll hear that? Peter is gonna whip me into shape in no time. Look out WSOP 2007!!
You sure you want to travel outside of Minnesota? I wonder if you go to some other state they just say "Sorry, your money's no good here."
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So im at the bar tonight watchin the sox/tigers game. i go to take a leak, and one of two facilities is occupied, so i take the open urinal. i have a pretty shy bladder unless im drunk, so im trying to relax and piss while waiting for the other guy to finish up. so im waiting and waiting, and i just hear this guy like pissing off and on for a good 2 minutes. its like drip-drip-stall....a little stream for 5 seconds, stall....drip...this goes on for what seems like forever while im holding my schlong in my hands trying to piss, but by this time im focused on figuring out this guys bladder situation. it was pretty awkward and i'm a bit confused, had never heard anything quite like it in my time in bathroom stalls.

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So im at the bar tonight watchin the sox/tigers game. i go to take a leak, and one of two facilities is occupied, so i take the open urinal. i have a pretty shy bladder unless im drunk, so im trying to relax and piss while waiting for the other guy to finish up. so im waiting and waiting, and i just hear this guy like pissing off and on for a good 2 minutes. its like drip-drip-stall....a little stream for 5 seconds, stall....drip...this goes on for what seems like forever while im holding my schlong in my hands trying to piss, but by this time im focused on figuring out this guys bladder situation. it was pretty awkward and i'm a bit confused, had never heard anything quite like it in my time in bathroom stalls.
He honestly might have the same problem I had. When you have that problem, it becomes very painful to pee quickly.
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