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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Randy Reed:I've read maybe a handful of your posts, but see that most people like you. I looked into it, you're one of the least abrasive people I've seen. Odd way to go, but I'll allow it.
fu.ck you and stay out of our thread. You're a weird moron and please don't grace us with you're precsence ever again. Oh geez, did i just act like someone in the army? ok, whatever..............
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fu.ck you and stay out of our thread. You're a weird moron and please don't grace us with you're precsence ever again. Oh geez, did i just act like someone in the army? ok, whatever..............
AW... that's adorable. He's such a sweety.
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fu.ck you and stay out of our thread. You're a weird moron and please don't grace us with you're precsence ever again. Oh geez, did i just act like someone in the army? ok, whatever..............
Ouch. Poor Dutch.
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Also, weird I'll accept, but moron? Please, I'm pretty universally acknowledged as "awesomely brilliant."
I thought it was "undeniably fantabulous"
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I thought it was "undeniably fantabulous"
Here are some quotes:"a blindingly sharp voice of treason... and utopian, too"-- Suntrust Bank"There's urban, there's urban and then there's Dutch! Utopia doesn't begin to describe it."-- R. Kelly"a pious exertion into lucidity. UTOPIAN!"-- The Atlanta Journal Constitution"Shitty? No, utopian!"-- Dr. Phil"There is but one God. But if you count Dutch, there're two"-- Pope Benedict XVI
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fu.ck you and stay out of our thread. You're a weird moron and please don't grace us with you're precsence ever again. Oh geez, did i just act like someone in the army? ok, whatever..............
Hey now........But yeah, Dutch sux.
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That flush was rediculous, Zim. That really sucks.Who the fuck was Timetopay, what a homo, and not the good kind.

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Which one's which?
Well, obviously the good kind is the type who will descretely make sweet sweet love to you without notifying your friends or relatives.The bad kind is the type who spend hours of their life railing you in online poker tournament for the sole reason of being asshole. Most like due to extreme jelousy.
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This might have been the worst I've ever felt after a poker tournament. I felt like that was the best I've ever played in that tournament. As most of you know, I play the Sunday $200s every week without ever having a finish better than 70th. Well now I can say I've never had a finish better than 52nd. Go me. $600 profit ain't gonna buy that goddamn TV.(And before you critique me for bitching when you would love a $600 profit, just understand where I'm coming from, because I know I come off as a spoiled brat in these rants, but I have to get them out.)

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Well, obviously the good kind is the type who will descretely make sweet sweet love to you without notifying your friends or relatives.The bad kind is the type who spend hours of their life railing you in online poker tournament for the sole reason of being asshole. Most like due to extreme jelousy.
LOL.
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Since I have nothing better to do, I railed Timetopay in his tourney.tyfgine (Observer): Hey Timetopay, remember when we made sweet sweet man love.tyfgine (Observer): I miss you.Timetopay: ty go rail a champion like zimmer loltyfgine (Observer): I'd rather rail you, baby.tyfgine (Observer): You're so dirty, that's why I love getting gay with you.Timetopay: observer chat off gg

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Since I have nothing better to do, I railed Timetopay in his tourney.tyfgine (Observer): Hey Timetopay, remember when we made sweet sweet man love.tyfgine (Observer): I miss you.Timetopay: ty go rail a champion like zimmer loltyfgine (Observer): I'd rather rail you, baby.tyfgine (Observer): You're so dirty, that's why I love getting gay with you.Timetopay: observer chat off gg
well done
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