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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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5 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: speedz99, Timdog1010 , zimmer4141HE LIVES!!!
It was my love for you which got me thru the hard times...
6 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: ajs510, speedz99, Timdog1010, zimmer4141Where the hell have you been mister!!!Welcome back, we were getting seriously worried about your ass...
Sorry to worry you, I've been crazy busy. I'm actually in a hotel in Des Moines right now. Work's been crazy...
Welcome back Timmy!!
Thanks. What happened to the picture of your boobs?
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Couldn't say for sure.What's been happening with you? Details, my man, details.
I've been really busy. Work's picked up, I've been on the road. Plus, I'm taking classes at night now, and I've got the 4 year old son...I'm just been out-of-my-mind-busy for the past two months...But the girlfriend actually checked out the thread and saw that you thought I was dead, so she told me that I needed to show my face in here...So here I am.
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I've been really busy. Work's picked up, I've been on the road. Plus, I'm taking classes at night now, and I've got the 4 year old son...I'm just been out-of-my-mind-busy for the past two months...But the girlfriend actually checked out the thread and saw that you thought I was dead, so she told me that I needed to show my face in here...So here I am.
Yeah, by the way, the fact taht you needed your ladyfriend to alert you to the fact taht we thought you were dead is upsetting me.How dare you put your real life before our e-love?
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Yeah, by the way, the fact taht you needed your ladyfriend to alert you to the fact taht we thought you were dead is upsetting me.How dare you put your real life before our e-love?
No matter how busy I get, you're always the subject of my daily in-the-shower masturbation. Isn't that enough for you?
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No matter how busy I get, you're always the subject of my daily in-the-shower masturbation. Isn't that enough for you?
well...yes, yes it is.Speaking of masturbation, (tim, i'm currently staying at my g/f's parents' house dogsitting for the week by myself)it's really difficult when there are three clingy dogs in the house. I literally have to wait until they're all asleep and then tiptoe out of the room with my laptop to go rub one out. Frankly, it's embarrassing for all of us.
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OUCH, I thought you were cool until the last thing in parentheses there.
I'M COOL!! I'M COOL!!!
But the girlfriend actually checked out the thread and saw that you thought I was dead, so she told me that I needed to show my face in here...
Women....Is there anything they can't do? :admiring face:
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well...yes, yes it is.Speaking of masturbation, (tim, i'm currently staying at my g/f's parents' house dogsitting for the week by myself)it's really difficult when there are three clingy dogs in the house. I literally have to wait until they're all asleep and then tiptoe out of the room with my laptop to go rub one out. Frankly, it's embarrassing for all of us.
Yeah, my cat sometimes stares at me when I'm trying to take care of business. I've gotten into the habit of bringing a good 'throwing shoe' over to the couch with me so that I don't have to get up to chase her away...
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Yeah, my cat sometimes stares at me when I'm trying to take care of business. I've gotten into the habit of bringing a good 'throwing shoe' over to the couch with me so that I don't have to get up to chase her away...
I've given up with my cat. Now I just let him watch if he wants. Am I kidding?
Anybody else want to nutbar a $3 Stud tournament on Stars? Starts in about 8 minutes
Sure...details?
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welcome back Timmy
i hart youhow about an update on the diet?
Tournament 28151512, better hurry
i'm registered.quick, someone tell me the 3 most =important thisngs about playing stud
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And, I got reraised on 4 consecutive steal attempts, finally pushed with KT, ran into AT, and I'm done.Tim, good to have you back, I look forward to seeing your ass more often from now on.

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i hart youhow about an update on the diet?
22lbs down, weigh in on Saturday morning, haven't cheated yet, except for the 12-15 beers on Saturday. Doing great, working out at least 4 days a week. Just started lifting as well, in addition to tons of cardio.thanks, now go eat 20 White Castle burgers for me
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quick, someone tell me the 3 most =important thisngs about playing stud
If I knew how to play this silly game I'd be doing it for more than $3...Look for pairs, 3 to a suit, 3 to a straight, and all paint for your hole cards. That's how I play, I have not a clue if it's correct or not.
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22lbs down, weigh in on Saturday morning, haven't cheated yet, except for the 12-15 beers on Saturday. Doing great, working out at least 4 days a week. Just started lifting as well, in addition to tons of cardio.thanks, now go eat 20 White Castle burgers for me
Congrats.I'm saving WC for tomorrow.I did order $30 worth of chinese food for myself tonight though.Round two startrs in about 30 minutes.I can't believe I just registered for a stuf touney.AJ, whats your name on stars?
Matt, what's your screen name?
same as here.gonna come watch me go down in a blaze of glory?
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Congrats.I'm saving WC for tomorrow.I did order $30 worth of chinese food for myself tonight though.Round two startrs in about 30 minutes.I can't believe I just registered for a stuf touney.AJ, whats your name on stars?same as here.gonna come watch me go down in a blaze of glory?
I'm in I have never played stud before and have no idea what im doing. pointers and laughter are welcome
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