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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I think of Beans often, and no, he hasn't been around in awhile. Same with frau. Probably the same person, tbh.

 

I hope Strat makes less than you because I know how much he makes and it would mean that you are a making a lot more money than I last knew. I am once again the least paid here, although I don't think I actually left the bottom of the rankings once you count in bonuses (which I don't receive).

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Essay, what kind of compliance requirements do you have re: outside accounts, trading individual stocks, etc.? PM if necessary, I am just trying to get a feel for what it's like at other firms. My firm is very conservative compliance-wise, and it's a miracle that I am allowed to trade like I do. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if I lost the ability to do this option selling nonsense at my next job, but I'm +21% YTD... it would really suck if it had to go away.

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Our PMs are not allowed to option trade, so that would be out. All i can tell you about our compliance is that in my 3.5 years 4 PMs have left because the compliance drove them insane. They all say that our compliance is more burdensome than other banks and takes up more than half their time. whatever trading you did, were you to work here, is at the exact direction of our rules. i dont know exactly what all they have to do, but they all hate it.

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Don't forget about me, nap. I'm sure I'm skimming the bottom of the salary levels among this group. Especially now that I'm not trying to kill it in my career. Branch manager jobs made me want to hang myself

 

So, it is I that are the biggest failure.

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Nah, your value is more than just your salary, whereas my value as a person is fully defined by my career.

 

If sperm had a value, I wonder how much $$$ I left on my belly over these years

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You just shoot on your own body? Be a gentleman, use a tissue.

 

Tissues? My boys need a more stable landing spot. I've always tried to have a hand towel draped neatly over my landing area

 

When I was younger, I had a good run in the shower.

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If I tried jerking in the shower today it would take a miracle to finish. I'd need a water proof phone so I could get some filth playing. Haven't cranked down without porn in 10 years at least. Hell, I'm not sure I could get it up with a live woman without porn anymore.

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Nah, that's basically ok. You don't have a recent spank bank to withdraw from.

 

I can relate, as mine is mostly dried up after 7 years of mostly monogamy.

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