Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 There's twice as many women's bathrooms in this building as men's and one of the men's is in the most inconvenient place possible. What kind of lawsuit can we bring? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Suited, your joke annoyed me, but I'm not sure why. Historically, I've never really been offended by "edgy" jokes. Weird. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Brvy, it's probably because it was less a joke about all women and more a zing directly at Frau, whom you love. Nap, as a white male you can't be discriminated against. Your best bet is to find a gay black man and get him to complain. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Suited, your joke annoyed me, but I'm not sure why. Historically, I've never really been offended by "edgy" jokes. Weird. Because you know essay is more mysoginist and racist than all of us in real life? Not saying he's full blown, but just more than the rest of us. Don't worry though, his hate for women is a defense mechanism, because he's worried they'll hate him, so he needs to strike first. Deep down, he's just scared to fall in love and care more about a person than a KU uniform Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Brvy, it's probably because it was a zing directed at Frau, whom you love. That's probably true. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I went to the BEACH yesterday--in the 70s with 20mph winds. https://imgur.com/a/0CjUU Also went to a drag show. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I'm *finally* getting copies of the original profit models of new projects and am comparing to actuals and the vast majority are laughably under budget and it would take an act of Brvy to get them back on track. I wonder if anybody is doing this already and calling people on it. This is ridiculous. No wonder expenses are increasing 10% with only a 2% increase to revenue. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Because you know essay is more mysoginist and racist than all of us in real life? Not saying he's full blown, but just more than the rest of us. Don't worry though, his hate for women is a defense mechanism, because he's worried they'll hate him, so he needs to strike first. Deep down, he's just scared to fall in love and care more about a person than a KU uniform Ronny, I don't hate women at all. I love them, and I respect them. So much that I completely stay away from them. I don't have any problem with women in real life. I'm more like a traditional woman than a traditional man, personality and assertiveness wise, so I appreciate and work better with ladies. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Nah, I was mostly teasing. I look forward to the day you fall in love and have it reciprocated. I look forward to the first time you're out with your lady and a home and garden show at the local convention center and miss an inconsequential KU game and don't mind it. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Never gonna happen. There are no inconsequential KU games, that's what makes college sports the best. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 These are the outcomes: It will happen and you won't care It happens, you resent her for it and she dumps your ass because you love 19 year old black men more than her. You marry a KU nutjob as well, and even then it's gonna happen because no normal human being should care that much about a November matchup of KU vs UAB You never have a long term relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I bought some Eames repro chairs. The plastic armless ones with the dowel legs. Going to put one in my bedroom. Not sure about the other one but it was $70 for some or $115 for 2 so I bought a pair. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 You never have a long term relationship. Bingo. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Bingo. If it's because you're an inflexible, selfish douche, then that's on you. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I've never denied I have a lot of issues. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I called in sick today. Been battling a flu/cold bug all weekend. Yesterday was the worst but still not close to 100% today. Been 3 years I think since I called in sick. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 And you just now tell us? Tilty we coulda been celebrating all day long. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Yeah, man. Share the wealth. This threads all some of us have to live for. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Aint that the truth. remember how i told you about the delaware/south dakota issue? well the fvcks in the delaware office BLEW IT BIG TIME. i very specifically outlined the situation and they told me it could be done, which i relayed to the attorney. then at 515 tonight they say, oh yeah, we made a mistake and it can't be done that way. ORLY? well i already told attorney it could, and i have to go to his office tomorrow morning. but i'm sure this won't be an issue. freakin amateur hour. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 And you just now tell us? Tilty we coulda been celebrating all day long. Sorry guys. Pretty much slept all day yesterday and didn't do much more today. Next time. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I saw an exceptionally beautiful Asian lady at lunch. Oh wow. Her dress size has to be negative 6. I made eye contact with her, and she with me, and then she walked away. What a moment. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I saw an exceptionally beautiful Asian lady at lunch. Oh wow. Her dress size has to be negative 6. I made eye contact with her, and she with me, and then she scurried away. What a moment. Fixed it 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I don't want to give the impression she was anorexic, because she wasn't. Her body was just sublimely shaped. I'll be thinking about her later tonight, when all things become one. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 At least I know Ronny cares about the attractive ladies I see in the world. Rest of y'all are slacking, and you best pick it up. There's a hot cashier at the chipotle by my house. Blonde. Tall. Quite lovely. Picture a young Veronica Corningstone. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 My dog is super great at going up to hot chicks at the dog park. Pretty proud of him. Should be a video if you click on it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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