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I had already talked to her. He went up to her right away. This was when we were playing fetch and he would run past me and get a pet from her before returning to me. Plus, she was there with her boyfriend.

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We can't go to dog parks. Bruno is a dick and we can't shake him of it. Plus, we think he rubbed off on Lola.

 

Bruno has had two incidents at two different dog parks. We stopped going. It's sad, because they love to run. We are constantly searching for large, fenced in yards or fields.

 

The one park has a huge small dog park that is usually empty. We can put them in there and watch to make sure nobody comes in, and if they want to, we leave. He isn't an escape artist or anything, but it shares a fence with the big dog park, and we don't need any hassle. I worry he'll jump or just obsess at the fence. We are trying to train it out of him, but it's tough

 

I will say, that handsome beast is a woman magnet at the bar. He's super calm, chill and handsome. Tons of people, and women, came up to pet him and talk. If you have any decent conversational skills and a little appeal to the opposite sex, he is the perfect open. I throw in that last qualifier, because it's still about how you look at that moment, at least a little

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Mack wants nothing to do with other dogs at the dog park. Thankfully he's not aggressive but just freezes or goes directly to his back if another dog comes up to him. Sometimes he'll get in a play bow stance and will wrestle a little but for the most part he just wants to play fetch and get pets.

 

Although, I would only take him to a bar patio or whatever if it was like a "bring your dogs day" and there was going to be other people with dogs.

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I should get a dog. It would do me a lot of good, but I'm so lazy.

 

I'm super lazy, too, but it's not so bad. It's just sort of like "well, he needs to go for a walk whether I want to or not so I guess we're going for a walk". It also helps a lot that I'm on the ground level and have a sliding door that opens to the courtyard and I'm not having to go up and down flights of stairs constantly. I just wish he had to go to the gym so I would *have* to go there.

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Essay, it helps with staying active and doing things. You travel a little for work so it might not be right for you at this time.

 

Napa, you're missing out. If the patio accepts dogs, it's a money move. People love dog lovers, you obviously keep him on the leash, people will come over and pet him, servers will bring him water. It's a boss move, trust me on this one. You go, have a dinner and a beer, chill with man's best friend. The dog will like it. I even get an appetizer to split with Bruno if it's just him and I. He shakes my hand voluntarily, sits like a champ. People eat that shit up

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I have no doubt that some people will love it but I'm worried about people who won't. I don't like it when people bring their baby to the bar even if it is allowed so I imagine there are people who feel the same way about my dog. I'd rather err on the side of caution and not bring him when really id like to bring him everywhere with me. This isn't Florida where there's a bevy of bar patios and days to drink on a patio.

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1. I hadn't thought about the lack of outdoor patios

 

2. Don't be a pussy your entire life. (Said with love)

 

 

I am hyper-concerned about strangers comfort, probably to my detriment, and bringing the dog doesn't register. Hell, patios are usually where the smokers sit anyway, so double eff them. Your dog will be in check, likely laying at your feet.

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You have to leave the patio to smoke in Iowa. Plus, I dont want to worry about dealing with dog shit. And people aren't as likely to have phobias of seeing someone smoke, Guapo excepted.

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Jesus, that dog hater Thera is going to have an Aneurysm when he sees the last couple pages.

 

I hope.

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