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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Which one? I don't get it

 

He suggested boiling water to FRY stink bugs.Frying requires some type of oil. What SA really suggested was boiling the bugs.

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He suggested boiling water to FRY stink bugs.Frying requires some type of oil. What SA really suggested was boiling the bugs.

 

I almost FYP'd it, but didn't want to teach anyone in this thread how to make their food less healthy. I figured if SA is boiling his chicken in water, it's only going to add years to his life.

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Are you selling that as a benefit?

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Are you selling that as a benefit?

 

that hurts. brvy moves further ahead as my number 1 friend. also, i was using fry in the old english sense as in burn or boil or fry. interchangeable and perfectly grammatical.

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Pretty much.

 

**** you, Fritzy. I wanted Napa to know that we were all laughing at him, and you ruined it.

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that hurts. brvy moves further ahead as my number 1 friend. also, i was using fry in the old english sense as in burn or boil or fry. interchangeable and perfectly grammatical.

 

My best friend is Dirk, and he blocked me on Twitter for asking about his penis size everyday for almost a month.

 

(I still don't know, but I've heard he only likes black chicks. And black chicks' vaginas are so much bigger than whites and Asians that he is either hung or hates the way sex feels.)

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my roommates and I were watching mad men last night, the scene where the idiot goes, "so, whatcha been up to, DON?" made all three of us instantly start laughing. we rewound it like three times. very rare that we are all on the same page with a joke. the Indian guy is multilingual and pretty fluent but doesn't always follow.

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I just kinda figure, if I'm going to do some dumbass speculative thing, may as well make it something worth talking about. cannot be worse than buying 'rare' coins from goldline, or Groupon common. saw both of those in client portfolios today. stuck like 30%+...

 

both had been directed into those positions by advisers. oh, and tons of A share mutual funds. genius management.

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Buy me $100 worth and I'll send it to you on paypal and we can transfer it to me later once I figure out how wallets and this stuff work. Chip chop chip.

 

I'm bookmarking this conversation, because getting ReWanged over Dogecoins would be the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on here, and you'll want it for the scrapbook.

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I want to do that, too. How do I do that?

I am trying to get verified with one of the exchanges. anxpro or something? the big one in Canada doesn't allow US customers.

 

I looked at it a little, I think tipping with those is going to become a big thing and will definitely cause it to appreciate, but they are gradually going to keep creating more dogecoins. so you are betting demand outpaces the however many billions of dogecoins they're creating via mining. seems unlikely it'll ever get as big as bitcoins, that's more litecoin or whatever the #2 is called. I'm interested in that too, to be honest.

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that hurts. brvy moves further ahead as my number 1 friend. also, i was using fry in the old english sense as in burn or boil or fry. interchangeable and perfectly grammatical.

 

The fact is I had your best interests at heart though.

 

And black chicks' vaginas are so much bigger than whites and Asians)

 

Wait, what now?

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I challenge any of you to find a better digital dog-based cryptocurrency. it doesn't exist. and I'm cornering the market.

 

 

 

 

 

Little to unknown fact about coins....

 

 

 

 

Back when Benny ran the shoe with an iron hand, his eventually to die at the hands of a money crazed stripper son would spend hours behind the cage pilfering through slot revenue looking for silver. Got to the point he couldnt sleep thinking about all the gems slipping away from his grasp. The only time his mind rested was when his mother was cashing behind the bars. She kept the easter eggs as he called them aside and away from accidental redemption

 

 

 

 

None too interesting side story... Jackos other brother, who would later turn out to be a "model" casino owner and "reputable" businessman, hired a good friend of mine... now gone to the big casino in the sky unfortunately.... to build him a swimming pool. One afternoon my friend was in the backyard making sure the steel rebar was all tied and ready for gunite the next day when he pecked on the backdoor to notify Jack of the large cement truck traffic the next morning...

 

 

 

 

John was called inside and found Jack and Chip Reese lying on the living room floor surrounded by stacks of Bens. Big tall stacks. Piles in fact. John said they were betting on virtually everything watching a football game... from if a black person would be on the next commercial to who would have to get up first to piss

 

 

 

 

He found out a few years later that almost every wager was rigged in one or the others favor.... from bribing the program director at the local station to wearing a catheter tied to a hidden bag...

 

 

 

 

Old vegas stories are the best

 

 

 

 

 

Anyhoo, rumor has it that Teddy had two other underground vaults already stocked and the one the strippers boyfriend was building him was just for the stash in and around his house....

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate to admit it, but Shane pi has some pretty compelling clues from being semi obsessed with the treasure hunt over the years. from compiling the dates of the coins found to.... I better leave it at that

 

 

 

 

 

nighty nite

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