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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Would you rather give a guy a BJ to completion or have him f you?

 

You know, for a million dollars.

 

Either or

 

 

 

****ed. I would also rather be ****ed than passionately make out with a guy. I don't know what that says about my sexuality, but it's just how I feel.

 

I've never done any of those things with a guy, but being ****ed really wouldn't be that bad. I've been pegged and while it's not good, it's just kind of weird and funny to me.

 

I'd rather not have a dick or some guy's cum in my mouth, but I'm not really all that horrified by the premise. I'd rather do that than eat poop or something asexually (depending on the context and eater) gross.

 

Sweetly kissing a guy is the only one of those that really creeps me out at all in that sort of homophobic way, and even then I think I would do it just to overcome my hatred.

 

I agree with all off this

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3>>>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

 

I would not ever let 2 happen.

 

Why? What difference does it make at that point? Jerk material

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Well stripping is pretty innocent, playboy spread is classy and they airbrush, ****ing another dude in private with nobody knowing is one thing but having her in a full blown out porno that everyone could see is totally different.

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If you could get paid to do literally anything, what would you choose?

 

The only stipulation is that whatever you choose, you have to do that at least eight hours a day, five days a week.

 

(Your salary would be whatever it is that you're currently getting paid and would include annual raises and health benefits and whatever.)

 

watch cam whores.

 

If you were part of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, you could also kill them when you were done.

 

only when done? not during or before? prudish.

 

Paige Turner was the name of another porn star, back around the time I first gained access to internet pornography.

 

 

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she most recently went by katie thomas. marketing herself as the sister of spring thomas and doing only interracial porn like her "sister."

 

Alright, you guys want to do an Indecent Proposal hypothetical?

 

 

Which of these would you be willing to allow for $1m?

 

1. Random rich Robert Redford type gets one night with your wife/gf.

2. Your wife/gf starring in one porno. Not a gang bang or anything, just one guy. You can assume it will be widely available on the internet, but not like specifically advertised to people you know or anything like that.

3. Your wife/gf performing one night at the local strip club. There will be at least two people who know her there that night.

4. Your wife/gf will do a photo spread with Playboy. Same assumption as the porno.

 

 

Edit: You can also assume that your wife/gf would be ok with any scenario and isn't going to hold any choice against you.

 

depending which session you catch me on my "spouse/gf" at the time has probably done 2 or 3 of them already.

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Yeah, I didn't want to get into a Spring Thomas conversation so I kept it simple. Paige was always pretty worthless to me, but her sister, while not my type, was involved in some of the greatest scenes ever. She did a bunch of cuckolding scenes with a particularly extreme and cartoonish racial component, where her S.O. was in full Klan garb, locked in a cage while niggers plowed her. At least one of them was maybe my all-time favorite scene.

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Well stripping is pretty innocent, playboy spread is classy and they airbrush, ****ing another dude in private with nobody knowing is one thing but having her in a full blown out porno that everyone could see is totally different.

 

It's so different though. It's like a fun, wild thing that lots of girls do and is much more socially accepted for you're girlfriend to do than to just literally whore herself with some random guy.

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Plus I think it's more likely she thinks to herself, "hey, I could be with this rich, handsome guy all the time" rather than, "hey, I could really get used to this porn thing."

 

I think the girl leaving you right after is a best case scenario, honestly. $1mil of windfall cash, and nothing no one with any say in how you spend it. I think you should welcome that state.

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Who would date an average person? If she isn't a special case with all kinds of disturbing, messed up caveats, fears and fetishes that no one else has, I'm about as interested in her emotional reactions as I am respectful of guys who wouldn't want their gf to pose nude.

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got the OK from my VP to apply outside the group. I am guessing it's because they knew they snubbed me pretty hard, and I didn't get outraged or stop trying. applied to three different spots this afternoon. the hiring manager on the first listing schedules an interview for Monday, literally minutes after I get the auto-"thank you for applying" from the internal site.

 

had a short text conversation with the girl. she had friends coming into town to stay with her this weekend. reasonable. my cabinet has advised me to hit her up on Monday without specifying a day.

 

the new au revoir simone album is fun.

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I would certainly allow 3 and 4. I would allow 2 if that was something that she was interested in doing anyway and wasn't just a "well, we need the money" kind of reluctance. Don't think I could allow 1 to happen.

 

I don't understand how you could be ok with 2 but definitely not 1. That makes no sense to me. 2 is way worse.

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I don't understand how you could be ok with 2 but definitely not 1. That makes no sense to me. 2 is way worse.

 

When your girlfriend makes a porno, you are dating a porn star. When your girlfriend ****s some rich dude, your just got cuckolded. One is cool and socially impressive, the other is humiliating.

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One, everyone knows about and can watch. The other, only three people know and two would take the info to their deathbed.

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"I kinda think feeling the waves of the ocean is important. there is a realness in the energy of the infinite lap of the waves. it is something that can expireneced by all creatures. our senses can intimate that. and though our senses lie, they do not sleep. please be aware of yourself. and please be aware of the difference between yourself and your body. senses lie.

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prob the same reason you cant explain christ you sukca'

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also, evolution clearly states that not all primates are equal. its interesting to me that just bc we are on top right now,does not prove that we will be when the earth stop producing electricity or light.

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