I Called In Sick Today

[ShakeZuma 585]

ugh. beans that sounds like so much work. talking to a guy? being nice? I don't know... just doesn't seem like me.

 

 

 

but yeah, I'm at least going to call him before friday. be polite about it. don't think I have the charming personality to do the in person beer bribe.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Went to see Now You See Me at the movies.

 

It was ok. An action romp. Not horrible. Silly in parts

 

 

I may have to go to the movies more often. I enjoyed it. End of the World seems like it will be funny.

[Essay21 2,385]

do you find that guy annoying? Eisenberg? holy bleep he annoys me.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I actually enjoy his glib delivery very much

[runthemover 39]

the girl I was with at NYSM (not New York Sado Masochism) said "I've got no idea who I'm supposed to be rooting for" (magicians or cops) and "why are there only two people working this case?" (mark ruffalo and french girl from inglorious basterds) but yes it was fun.

 

 

 

I never realized that being a magician meant you were a great fighter

 

 

 

 

And, not that'd I'd know anything about this but yes a girl has different rates for couples and for her bringing a friend along (if she does that)

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

melanie laurent is the best.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

the girl I was with at NYSM (not New York Sado Masochism) said "I've got no idea who I'm supposed to be rooting for" (magicians or cops) and "why are there only two people working this case?" (mark ruffalo and french girl from inglorious basterds) but yes it was fun.

 

 

 

I never realized that being a magician meant you were a great fighter

 

 

 

 

And, not that'd I'd know anything about this but yes a girl has different rates for couples and for her bringing a friend along (if she does that)

 

I found the French girl, Melanie Laurent, incredibly cute. I usually don't like blondes or frenchies.

 

Agree on the hooker stuff as well

 

Hey, I got and agreed with this entire post. Woohooo

[funyet 53]

End of the World seems like it will be funny.

 

Do you mean The World's End or This is the End?

 

Because yes to both.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

This is the End, the Judd Apatow crew one.

[Essay21 2,385]

that movie is gonna be hilarious. the previews make it seem so anyways. i'll be seeing it i mean.

[Tiltinagain 973]

I have a horrible sinus thing that's been nagging for a week or two but really flared up yesterday. I get sick so seldom that I'm just a pussy when I do.

 

On a good note, instead of working tomorrow we're going to a customer appreciation event for one of the companies we work with. Highlight of the day

is a luncheon cruise out of Marina Del Rey. That shouldn't suck.

[brvheart 1,752]

$129 for a round of golf? Yeah, never gonna happen. I've paid $80 once, but don't go over $50. I don't love golf that much and ain't that good. Plenty of expensive places down in South Florida, but there are a TON of decent places that aren't too pricey. I can drive 20 minutes in either direction and run into a total of 10 courses, at least

 

Are there a bunch or courses in Iowa?

 

Iowa is actually 3rd in courses per capita as of 2011. Harvester is the highest quality/most expensive course in central iowa for sure, and probably the state. If was designed by the same guy that redid the masters a few years back.

 

Anyway, it's definitely not worth 129, and I would never go if I was paying that price.

[hank213 1,823]

 

 

 

 

If you wanted to have a threesome, but needed to pay for such a thing, do you have to go to a specialty escort or could you just get two escorts? Would you have to pay each escort double? Is that something listed in their bio information or something? Or what if you had a willing girl, but just needed the third?

 

i'm glad you ask...

 

And, not that'd I'd know anything about this but yes a girl has different rates for couples and for her bringing a friend along (if she does that)

 

excuse me. no offense or nothin but, um, shouldn't you be writing some barely comprehensible, meta joke using the name of several posters or something? i mean, this is kinda my area here...

 

Agree on the hooker stuff as well

 

 

well fine. i guess i'll just go back to occassionally shitting on content posters since apparently EEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY is now a hooker expert. i suppose now i'll have to start bangin trannies to add any sort of value around here.

 

--edit

 

damn, forgot about bigdmcgee. shit.

[runthemover 39]

sorry. between hooker banging, skinny chick banging, moms banging, eww don't suck my dick banging, chubby banging, not banging, and foreigner banging you guys got it all pretty much covered so I had to double up on one of the areas. I means there's choking chicks but that guy doesn't post here anymore. I mean I don't know if he really ever posted here here but whatever.

 

you want me to go weird? I can do weird. I'll do it. don't test me. fine. I'm gonna go find four random words from the last four TOP posts and make something of them. I'm doing it.

 

 

I have a horrible sinus thing that's been nagging for a week or two but really flared up yesterday. I get sick so seldom that I'm just a pussy when I do.

 

On a good note, instead of working tomorrow we're going to a customer appreciation event for one of the companies we work with. Highlight of the day

is a luncheon cruise out of Marina Del Rey. That shouldn't suck.

 

Why would I post that? People wanna shit on me that's fine, but I'm not gonna open my mouth and ask for seconds.

 

gun dealers?

 

I liked both of them and was having a hard time deciding which one would look better on the wall, but the final decision was immediate when I saw the prices.

 

suck. open. gun. of.

 

ok. ok. ok. this is less weird than I thought. I mean maybe throwing a small piece of paper at the screen was a terrible idea but if you want to open minds sometimes you have to just gun it and believe me when I say that while I now think that this idea did kinda suck I would still do it again but maybe I'm going to say something to Whiskers like googling these chicks' phone numbers might be a smart idea and then that's just blow your mind, man.

 

 

I didn't mean double up sexually. oh we should add that one to the list for Ron.

[Sickinfo2 291]

ugh. beans that sounds like so much work. talking to a guy? being nice? I don't know... just doesn't seem like me.

 

 

 

but yeah, I'm at least going to call him before friday. be polite about it. don't think I have the charming personality to do the in person beer bribe.

 

 

 

 

Ya see, I can sorta understand being bashful around girls... I was that way until the sixth grade and all... but shying away from initiating a conversation with another human being...especially if it concerns business...is beyond comprehension for ole Beansey

 

 

 

Hell... I cant tell you how many times I fired up some BS with a stranger and ended up bettering myself for it. Oh, theres a few times where it backfired but those are proudly filed under humorous anecdotes something to pass the time at the gambling tables...

 

 

 

 

Nobody out there is better than you, me, or even suited. I chose him cause he doesnt read my static. Ill go down in history with several folks for calling the at the time ruler of the free world as "Bill". Didnt shy away from the fact that him and his security team was interfering with my beer purchase with his mightier than thou motorcade.

 

 

 

Random interactions and kindness toward strangers not only provides a wealth of knowledge and entertainment but can also assist you down the road. Many times over the years Ive been approached by someone I encountered at a casino/car show/gutter etc and treated like royalty due to the fact I made a somewhat positive impression. A good example when the wife and I staggered into a restaurant in New Orleans a few years back. The manager remembered me from a trip he took to vegas and ran across me at third base inside the stratosphere. I was drunkenly counting cards and annoying the other players at the time. For the next couple hours or so I tutored him on the best places to take his wife and kid around the valley to make the vacation enjoyable for all of them. Got his kid hooked up with mine for an all day adventure that only local kids knew about while him and his better half enjoyed the adult stuff...

 

 

 

 

...or thats what he told me anyway. I did remembered him but the details were lost in alcohol. Point is we ate and drank for free for two days.

 

 

 

 

I could probably do the same thing in every major city in the country if I were recognized. Im not counting husbands/boyfriends that would wish harm upon me... that goes with the territory

 

 

 

 

Somewhere there is a muscled up goon with a girlfriend that looks just like Brianna Keilar that is waiting to catch me without casino security around. Im rambling. Loose top with no bra she had. One of the only times I can remember the wife had to drive me home. Peeved her off a mite since she was standing behind me during the flirtations. Peeved her off more than somewhat that I requested her to hold a microphone and comment on current events in the bedroom for a few weeks following the event.

 

 

 

 

Ahem...

 

 

 

 

 

I may have to go to the movies more often. I enjoyed it.

 

 

 

 

The last flick I saw at the theater was lethal weapon four...

 

 

 

 

Marina Del Rey. That shouldn't suck.

 

 

 

 

We hang out there once a year. Last several times we rented bikes at the hotel and rode up to santa monica and back.

 

 

 

 

Do yourself a favor afterward and head down PCH a couple miles to the intersection of selpulveda and eat at the in-n-out burger. Theres a small but nice park with a grassy area just across the street to the south where the planes cross overhead for landing at LAX. Ive sat there for many a beer relaxing and watching them land.

 

 

 

 

Its also fun to watch idiots trying to parallel park on the street next to it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

One more mixer and Im out

[NickCave 194]

So I had a court date yesterday, during which I was to be arraigned (?) for smashing my car into somebody else's car and and not leaving a note. I called the prosecutor, and got the following information:

 

- I backed into a car on the street on which I live on November 3rd.

 

- I was driving a red Toyota

 

- A witness saw me back into a blue Nissan, inspect the Nissan for damage, and enter my house without leaving a note

 

 

First of all, I did drive a red Toyota at the time. One of two red Toyota's that park on the block. Since November, I sold the car privately.

 

 

So I told the prosecutor, no, I didn't do any of this, and I can't even really prove it because I told the car FIVE MONTHS after the supposed incident. I was then told it didn't matter, because there is a witness. So I arranged for a public defender, and was told my PD would meet me at my court date.

 

My PD did not meet me at my court date, because why would she? The charges were read, and when the judge asked me how to plead, I said, "I don't know." The court laughed, and the judge was like that's not an answer. I explained that I was trying to arrange for a PD, but my defender wasn't there. He dragooned one of the many harried PD's in the court room and told me to either consult with him and enter a plea at the end of the session, or enter a plea now.

 

So I asked if I could consult with the prosecutor before entering a plea. He said, sure, but again you're going to have to wait until the end of the session. Well, I had a funeral to go to, so I plead not guilty and scheduled jury selection.

 

When I called the PD and finally got ahold of him that afternoon, a minor miracle I'm sure, he just said, "I can't prove you are innocent, so you should just plead guilty." But I didn't do it. "Yeah, but they have a witness." But there are reasonable explanations for all of this, starting with the whole two Toyota thing. "Well if we go to trial I can't guarantee we'll win, so I recommend a guilty plea, or that you cut a deal with the prosecutor." But I really, really didn't do this. Can't you at least talk to the witness and see if he or she is credible before just throwing in the towel? "Buddy, this isn't Law and Order."

 

So. America is pretty cool

[ShakeZuma 585]

oh beans, you've been spoiled by the fact that you have a charming and funny personality. people like that. me? I'm awkward, annoying, and weird. if I initiate a conversation with somebody there's a 90% chance it will end badly for me.

 

but really, I guess going over there would be the better move, but I've gotta do the work on friday so the only time would be after work and that usually annoys people when you stop by in the evening. I know it annoys me. wish I had thought of this last week.

 

 

 

oh, here's a question for the outdoorsy types: yall know those 10x10 or 12x12 freestanding canopy things they have now? bitches are expensive. like $150 for a cheap one at walmart. any idea where to get one cheaper? I'd like to have one but this whole having a girlfriend thing along with my usual spending habits has really hurt the ole bank account.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Just check Craigslist occasionally? I think there's some site or something where you can set keywords and it'll email you whenever a listing matches it. Other than that...google? F' man. $150 seems pretty cheap to me for one so I have no idea.

[iZuma 764]

yeah I figured craigslist. hell man I was just makin conversation.

 

 

for this driveway thing I think I'm gonna do crusher run limestone on my property but on this other dude's section I'm gonna do limestone covered with some of that nicer brownstone stuff. hopefully that'll make him happier than the ugly dark grey stuff. not that much more either so I figure it's worth it.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

http://www.ruralking.com/ez-up-12-x-12-regency-blue-instant-shelter-canopy-tent.html

 

They have a 10x10 for like $70 and I think a 12x14 for $120. Just search that website.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

outdoors! guns! mishaps!

[iZuma 764]

there you go napa! that's what we pay you for!

 

 

strat you shut your damn whore mouth

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

I'm really glad that Cheney eventually did get an apology from the man he shot.

[brvheart 1,752]

oh, here's a question for the outdoorsy types: yall know those 10x10 or 12x12 freestanding canopy things they have now? bitches are expensive. like $150 for a cheap one at walmart. any idea where to get one cheaper? I'd like to have one but this whole having a girlfriend thing along with my usual spending habits has really hurt the ole bank account.

 

$150 seems reasonable. At a rental place those things are like $40 for a weekend.

[brvheart 1,752]

I'm really glad that Cheney eventually did get an apology from the man he shot.

 

If the man walked in front of him while in the act of shooting, he probably should get an apology. I mean, here we are 10 years removed and Dick is still getting teased on late night shows for shooting his buddy.