Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 frenzied free for all i think. anything goes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Um. No. The random photo thread isn't for stupid facebook meme pics either.I think the politics forum would be perfect. You know, if you actually let your wife give you one of those BJ's you're always turning down you might not sound like such a douche all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 You know, if you actually let your wife give you one of those BJ's you're always turning down you might not sound like such a douche all the time. Well, that was certainly a weird place to go with that. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well, that was certainly a weird place to go with that. Only online. In real life it would have killed. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Gays are animals. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Gays are animals. See Suited. It's already happening. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 See Suited. It's already happening. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 That sounds like PJs talk. Remember when I said there was a kind of binary situation developing, where she would either come out of the shower all sexy or pajam'd up? Well, after about 50m, I knocked on the door, and discovered she was basically passed out. She perked up pretty quickly, which got me excited, but then I thought about the rape joke I made in here, and realized it wasn't quite jokey enough, because it actually kind of would be, you know, a little rapey. So I put her to bed, at which point she made a half hearted attempt to give me a handjob, at which point I pulled a blanket over her head, waited for her to immediately fall asleep, and left. Oh, and I kind of let everyone at work assume I hit it, because, let's be honest, I deserve a little something for not raping her. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well, that was certainly a weird place to go with that. Oh, without context I guess it was. I guess you missed the "Brv turns down BJ's from his wife virtually every morning because that's gross" discussion in your catch up? Also, there's a line in a movie, I can never remember which one, that goes "I've never met a white man in more dire need of a blowjob in my life". Said by a black guy of course. I often think of that line when Brv is whining about some perceived break of protocol in the thread. Or pretty much anytime he posts. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Brvy can do as he pleases. He was directly responsible for getting/keeping me employed for three summer in college and then indirectly responsible for my first real job out of school. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 brv wins any nice-off matchup I can think of. he tried to help me get a job, too, but I wasn't really in employable shape at that point in time. I probably apply to more stuff tonight. hmm. checking glass door if I can from my iPhone. I am sure my employer insta fires people who check it from their workstation. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 The thing about brvy is it takes five or six years to get used to him. But after that, you learn to love him. And his very strange ways. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 if I ever come across an "it's ok to stand here" sign I'm getting a picture of myself standing in front of it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 That's a photo I'd like to see. Another thing I'm interested in is the whereabouts of Whiskers. If he isn't back soon I might start getting worried. Vacation time is over buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 he's catching up. give him a few minutes. geeze. so this girl basically just said she wanted to bang in the back of my car during lunch. think I like her. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Is this the intern from last year or a different chick? I'm confused onto which of the three breezys Shake is talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Are you gonna do it (her)? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 he's catching up. give him a few minutes. geeze. so this girl basically just said she wanted to bang in the back of my car during lunch. think I like her. Did you give her the keys so she and and guy she said it to can do it? Also, its an HR setup, dont do it Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 whatever mexico you don't know nothin napa it's not the intern. it's another girl I work with, is on the team I just left. we'd been flirting and shit since she joined and finally started doing something about it last wednesday. went to her apartment and watched movies sunday night. didn't bang then and not banging during lunch today, but we're going out to bars this weekend in another city where we're getting a hotel room together, oh and sat night is her birthday, so you know, I have a feeling it'll happen. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 In my experience a hotel room doesn't always equal sex. So don't get those hopes up to high. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 In my experience a hotel room doesn't always equal sex. So don't get those hopes up to high. When preceded by, "let's have sex in your car," it's a pretty safe bet that hotel room equal sex. Edit: What the... what am I talking about. "We should get a hotel room together" always means sex. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 So I put her to bed, at which point she made a half hearted attempt to give me a handjob, at which point I pulled a blanket over her head, waited for her to immediately fall asleep, and left. This is great. There's not many sexual situations worse than a (I'm trying to think of a better phrase than "half hearted", but it doesn't exist) half hearted handjob, and you've come up with a wonderful strategy for making it end before things get weird, with the options being: -you go limp +/- blue balls -you take over and finish for/on her -r napa it's not the intern. it's another girl I work with, is on the team I just left. we'd been flirting and shit since she joined and finally started doing something about it last wednesday. went to her apartment and watched movies sunday night. didn't bang then and not banging during lunch today, but we're going out to bars this weekend in another city where we're getting a hotel room together, oh and sat night is her birthday, so you know, I have a feeling it'll happen. I'm bad at the whole "we are going to have sex for the first time in this specific time and place" thing. Are you nervous? I'd be nervous. Well, if I cared. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 If there were a vegas line on shake getting laid this weekend, what would it be? Also, what is Essay's line? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 1-5. He's getting laid. 100-1. And I don't even know why it would be a possibility, but I have trouble keeping up with that kind of thing. I bet if Whiskers was still alive he'd be excited about this: http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/simpsons-theme-park Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 1,000,000 to 1. And it's probably a sucker bet. Link to post Share on other sites
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