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An uncle of mine died today. Not that we were close or anything. One of those weird things where last night he went and took all the grandkids out for a ride and went and saw his kids. And then today decided to go to church for the first time in 30 some odd years and went and visited with his parents and went and visited his sisters grave site. Was over at his brothers house when it happened. Was walking across the yard and said he wasn't feeling well and then collapsed and just like that he was gone. No real health problems. Funny how that stuff happens.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Went into a casino the other night with a sports car and left in a limo....

 

 

 

Lost it

 

 

 

Not me...them...bastards cant find it...

 

 

 

twenty years of valet parking and it caught up with me. I figured a joy ride or two but actual theft never crossed my mind

 

 

 

If negotiations break down in the next few days keep a close eye on CNN...

 

 

 

The headline will start off with "MAN ON THREE DAY BINGE LOSES CAR BUT LEAVES TABLES A WINNER"

 

 

 

 

Yeah, only me...

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wait so the new guy is that one guy? what the what is going on in here?

Well, [redacted] does have a new account, but it's like [redacted] or something. This new guy also being a comedian was just a coincidence. I think.

Loogster probably doesnt want his old screen name and new one in the same post due to searching reasons

 

I have no idea what is happening. What is happening?

 

Since I bombed, I have been unable to sleep or get an erection. Part of that could be the litre upon litre of booze I've downed, desperate to forget that feeling of "oh my God this is still happening."

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Well, [redacted] does have a new account, but it's like [redacted] or something. This new guy also being a comedian was just a coincidence. I think.

 

 

I would like to point out that "comedian" applies in only the barest sense of the word.

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where was the casino?

 

I guess I can only ask one of: what casino or what type of car before we get into figuring out beans' identity territory. so you guys figure out if we want to know where it happened, or which kind of car it was, then he can answer.

 

yep

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where was the casino?

 

 

 

yep

 

 

 

 

As usual, I have omelet on my face....

 

 

 

Turns out I loaned it to a japanese fellow at the table. He was over here shooting a music video of some sort down on fremont

 

 

 

It was found in fitzgeralds parking garage. Apparently exactly where I told him to leave it....

 

 

 

Inside was a bikini, a case of water, a photograph of four or five japs dressed in gold suits, a CD, and an envelope with three hundred bucks inside

 

 

 

Odd, but much better than the dead hooker I figured on...

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I'm pretty sure I know who the new guy is.

 

 

I was thinking we should do a Sickie members as Game of Thrones characters thing, but I couldn't come up with anything besides Tilt = Theon.

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I'm pretty sure I know who the new guy is.

 

 

I was thinking we should do a Sickie members as Game of Thrones characters thing, but I couldn't come up with anything besides Tilt = Theon.

 

Well, the jokes on you because I have no idea what or whom you are talking about.

 

Didn't go to the beach yesterday. 1 kid was sick and the other had to work. Plus I was advised that there were approximately 3 million people at the beach so meh.

 

Instead the wife and I did some shopping, had lunch at Chipotle and had a little afternoon play time.

 

Another scorcher today then it's supposed to cool down the rest of the week. I don't care for 100 degree temps. At all.

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Feel like that makes the joke even more on you.

 

I think that makes the joke on GOB.

 

I want to be Rickon Stark.

 

 

EDIT: I'm the Blackfish or I'm nothing.

 

EDIT: Fuuuuck I want to be all the characters. There's not a ton of people here so I am going to try to take Fat Fuck Mopatis coming back in round 2.

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I'm pretty sure I know who the new guy is.

 

 

I was thinking we should do a Sickie members as Game of Thrones characters thing, but I couldn't come up with anything besides Tilt = Theon.

 

I don't know why everyone has to be someone. Even you guys are all other people. Everyone gets called by a name that isn't his name, it's really confusing. All I have figured out so far is that nobody really likes Reek very much, because he obviously doesn't get it. Separate from that, nothing makes any sense.

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It's just really hard to believe a totally new person joined this place like 10 years in. Seems far fetched, guy.

 

I read the thread without posting for a time.

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I am sure whatever reasons you think I am who you think I am, who I am not, is attributable to coincidence or chance. I am nobody you or anyone else knows or knows of. I assure you.

 

Winking eye alcohol suggestion? Sure. I haven't cared whether it's five o'clock, here or anywhere, for a number of years.

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