Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 An uncle of mine died today. Not that we were close or anything. One of those weird things where last night he went and took all the grandkids out for a ride and went and saw his kids. And then today decided to go to church for the first time in 30 some odd years and went and visited with his parents and went and visited his sisters grave site. Was over at his brothers house when it happened. Was walking across the yard and said he wasn't feeling well and then collapsed and just like that he was gone. No real health problems. Funny how that stuff happens. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 sorry bro. heaven holds the faithful departed. i like that saying. i guess cause i like that movie. but i do like that saying. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Went into a casino the other night with a sports car and left in a limo.... Lost it Not me...them...bastards cant find it... twenty years of valet parking and it caught up with me. I figured a joy ride or two but actual theft never crossed my mind If negotiations break down in the next few days keep a close eye on CNN... The headline will start off with "MAN ON THREE DAY BINGE LOSES CAR BUT LEAVES TABLES A WINNER" Yeah, only me... Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 wait so the new guy is that one guy? what the what is going on in here? Well, [redacted] does have a new account, but it's like [redacted] or something. This new guy also being a comedian was just a coincidence. I think. Loogster probably doesnt want his old screen name and new one in the same post due to searching reasons I have no idea what is happening. What is happening? Since I bombed, I have been unable to sleep or get an erection. Part of that could be the litre upon litre of booze I've downed, desperate to forget that feeling of "oh my God this is still happening." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Well, [redacted] does have a new account, but it's like [redacted] or something. This new guy also being a comedian was just a coincidence. I think. I would like to point out that "comedian" applies in only the barest sense of the word. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I have no idea what is happening. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 where was the casino? I guess I can only ask one of: what casino or what type of car before we get into figuring out beans' identity territory. so you guys figure out if we want to know where it happened, or which kind of car it was, then he can answer. yep Link to post Share on other sites
funyet 53 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Come on, guys. Like I would ever bomb. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 where was the casino? yep As usual, I have omelet on my face.... Turns out I loaned it to a japanese fellow at the table. He was over here shooting a music video of some sort down on fremont It was found in fitzgeralds parking garage. Apparently exactly where I told him to leave it.... Inside was a bikini, a case of water, a photograph of four or five japs dressed in gold suits, a CD, and an envelope with three hundred bucks inside Odd, but much better than the dead hooker I figured on... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
funyet 53 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I have no idea what is happening. What is happening? ... oh my God this is still happening. I liked this. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I'm pretty sure I know who the new guy is. I was thinking we should do a Sickie members as Game of Thrones characters thing, but I couldn't come up with anything besides Tilt = Theon. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Also I didn't read the last 6 pages. So don't ask me to find anything in that section of the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 how about you just do your job so you can help me in a year or two when I need something from that section? I think I would be dolorous edd. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I think I would be dolorous edd. Nah, he had bad teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I wanna be little finger. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I was thinking maybe Jon Snow because you took a vow of celibacy. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I'm pretty sure I know who the new guy is. I was thinking we should do a Sickie members as Game of Thrones characters thing, but I couldn't come up with anything besides Tilt = Theon. Well, the jokes on you because I have no idea what or whom you are talking about. Didn't go to the beach yesterday. 1 kid was sick and the other had to work. Plus I was advised that there were approximately 3 million people at the beach so meh. Instead the wife and I did some shopping, had lunch at Chipotle and had a little afternoon play time. Another scorcher today then it's supposed to cool down the rest of the week. I don't care for 100 degree temps. At all. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Well, the jokes on you because I have no idea what or whom you are talking about. Feel like that makes the joke even more on you. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Feel like that makes the joke even more on you. I think that makes the joke on GOB. I want to be Rickon Stark. EDIT: I'm the Blackfish or I'm nothing. EDIT: Fuuuuck I want to be all the characters. There's not a ton of people here so I am going to try to take Fat Fuck Mopatis coming back in round 2. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I was thinking maybe Jon Snow because you took a vow of celibacy. I'm more like Sam Tarly, sadly. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I'm pretty sure I know who the new guy is. I was thinking we should do a Sickie members as Game of Thrones characters thing, but I couldn't come up with anything besides Tilt = Theon. I don't know why everyone has to be someone. Even you guys are all other people. Everyone gets called by a name that isn't his name, it's really confusing. All I have figured out so far is that nobody really likes Reek very much, because he obviously doesn't get it. Separate from that, nothing makes any sense. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 It's just really hard to believe a totally new person joined this place like 10 years in. Seems far fetched, guy. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 It's just really hard to believe a totally new person joined this place like 10 years in. Seems far fetched, guy. I read the thread without posting for a time. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I don't know why everyone has to be someone. Even you guys are all other people. Everyone gets called by a name that isn't his name, it's really confusing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I am sure whatever reasons you think I am who you think I am, who I am not, is attributable to coincidence or chance. I am nobody you or anyone else knows or knows of. I assure you. Winking eye alcohol suggestion? Sure. I haven't cared whether it's five o'clock, here or anywhere, for a number of years. Link to post Share on other sites
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