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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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He was rarely, if ever that way to me. So there

 

 

Also, HUGE amounts of tooth pain today. Pushed appt up from Thursday to today at 3pm. I'm dying over here.

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Hope everyone is well.

 

I'm tired. Like all the time. Kid runs me ragged. Especially now that it's nice out.

 

Yeah I have up Facebook around the Newton shootings. Things got unbearable. As I said in my parting status update, I remember when FB was a place people posted photos of their kids or drunken parties. Now it's turned into a soapbox to spew their political and religious views. We don't talk about that stuff when we're together, what makes you think I want to read it? Twitter is def where it's at. People can't go too wacky with 140 character limit.

 

Alright, cya.

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I went to a bar alone tonight. That's the last thing a man can do before he has to admit his life has gone off the rails, right? "I need a gin and tonic and a pint, please. Just leave them both right here in front of me and put them on my card. No no, there's really no need to keep that stool open. Please, sit. Or... sure, just go ahead and drag it to the other end of the bar."

 

Now I am watching Breaking Bad and drinking all the booze in the apartment out of spite. And sadness.

 

Loved the part where they took the stool. I think you may be pushing it with the cat on the lap bit in the later post though....

 

You know, whoever you are or aren't.

 

Oh, the rules..

 

no smilies

 

Tell a failed sex story where there was a woman willing to give you the vegejay and you screwed it up somehow. Tons of excellent stories back in this thread somewhere.

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There is an obese orange cat on my lap.

 

I like this guy.

 

I just kind of turned off the computer and went to bed at like 7pm. fully oscillated back to the 'things are not ever getting better' mindset.

 

Wait, these were conversations online? No wonder everyone you were talking to couldn't wait to talk about how amazing they are.

 

eh, nevermind, it's totally speedz

 

Really?

 

Did you guys see this crazy story? http://www.cnn.com/2...msey/index.html

 

Crazy. You should read Room, great book.

 

Holy shit that's awful. Nobody should have to spend ten years in Cleveland.

 

That is kind of funny.

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Crazy. You should read Room, great book.

 

I actually have read it. I liked the first half of the book a lot more than the second half, but I still think it's very good overall. Definitely unique.

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Step daughter stopped by last Sunday to check out the remodel along with her BF, and a little girl she always babysits. The little girl is cuter than a speckled ginger puppy and smart as a whip. We're all standing on the deck checking out the garden and watching a couple young squirrell re-enacting the latest MMA bout when Brittany looked up at me and asked, "Are they fighin' or are they having the family way?"

 

:crickets:

 

I said, "Honey, that's a question for the ages".

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The automated towel dispenser in a men's room must drive ocd people insane. You take one, another comes out. I finally caught on after 7 or so

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I actually have read it. I liked the first half of the book a lot more than the second half, but I still think it's very good overall. Definitely unique.

 

Yeah, I agree with that. I was very, very into it at end of the first half, but could have taken or left the rest.

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I wish the news would tell us more about this basement dungeon in Cleveland, so I know which brand not to buy.

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I wish the news would tell us more about this basement dungeon in Cleveland, so I know which brand not to buy.

 

If you get one online, just be careful. There's a ton of Chinese knock-off stuff floating around.

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No, really guys, I'm ok, thanks for your concern

 

I need an extraction. No other alternative. Now I'm gonna either look like Shake's cousin (hillbilly) or Adam's hero (hockey player)

 

3 Loritabs in so far plus a shot of American Honey whiskey

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