Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Canceling membership. Thats funny. You're good sometime Napster When he asks you to hire him, ask him to hire you for accounting services. Remember, he's in better shape, better looking, probably more interesting and definitely doesnt have a mishapen head, but dammit, you make more money and thats all that counts. My response to all those rap vids being sent to me would be: "dang, I bet that guy has a really big c0ck" It'll either stop the vid texts or make her laugh. Thats just me though, I'm stupid like that. As far as the girl wth the sister, I probably woulda came back with "Well, if I were Manti Te'o, I'd definitely date your imaginary sister." Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 hey beans, is this the chainsaw sharpening tool you were talking about before? http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_200308557_200308557 also, how do I know what size file I need? I swear I figured it out before, or maybe you told me actually, but I have no idea now. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 So I'm sitting on the throne taking care of my 2nd morning deuce and there's a new package of Charmin sitting on the counter in front of me. Did anyone know their slogan is "We all go. Why not enjoy the go?" Really? To think someone actually got paid to come up with that. Anyway, it also says "Manufactured in the USA from domestic and imported materials". What the hell could possibly be in toilet paper that we need to import materials from another freaking country to make it? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 http://www.harborfreight.com/chain-saw-sharpener-electric-68221.html Its that one, sir.. Works lika charm. A bunch of hangouts at the shop get into fistfights at least once a season claiming it makes an old chain sharper than new. Ive rared back a couple times myself but havent thrown a punch yet Its universal for all sizes. If you buy it by the first enter 53606570 in the coupon code area at checkout and get twenty percent off Oh, I quoted ochoy a few pages back but it didnt stick to the page... I wanted to get up there last summer and hit the rubicon with the kid. That jeep turned into a show car so its now what he refers to as a "mall crawler" So I bought another just for off roadin. Mainly desert stuff but Id still like to hit your famous trail up there. Turns out after further investigation the first one probably wouldnt cut the mustard all the way through. Just has thirty threes and tall gearing... Anyway, other than inside a casino thats my favorite area in the country to visit. As arnold says...Ill be back. Hopefully in the fall. Last time I treked up there the beauty of the trees turning would even get strat outta the basement to look around Keep that booze handy Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Just a reminder just in case anyone missed the last trip pics... Id love to see ole sal put those boots on and ride one of those wild horses... Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Um pretty sure my buddy owns a cabin a few hundred yards from the picture of jeep going down that windy road. 33's on a lifted jeep does the rubicon all day long. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Suited is gonna screw up someone's taxes today, on principle. I'm a professional Ronny. And this is the business we've chosen. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Especially with a 4.10 gear ratio. The key with negotiating those rocks...and it is rock crawling as much as trail driving.... is being able to go very s l o w without killing the motor. 4 low, no throttle, just idling over the rocks is how it's done. And a very tight sphincter is good to have too. God I love that place. Been fortunate to have friends with jeeps and Toyota Land Cruisers....and my buddy's BIL had a 68 Bronco, built for the Rubicon. Spent many a night drunk off our asses under the stars off that trail. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 That was just off fifty between Tahoe and Carson city. On the north side of the road just over the summit. It left fifty and wound back into it a few miles later. Don't remember any structures but the altitude and alcohol were in full force Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 That was just off fifty between Tahoe and Carson city. On the north side of the road just over the summit. It left fifty and wound back into it a few miles later. Don't remember any structures but the altitude and alcohol were in full force Are you sure it's not off 50 near echo lake? Because that is exactly wht it looks like and the same thing you leave the highway and wind back a few mikes down the road. It's also one of the entry points to desolation wilderness. By foot not jeep though, couldn't get to the rubicon from there. Need to go up ice house for that. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 The porn-ish pictures and gifs that people are posting...I don't get the point. Is it for the art? No, I don't think it is. What is it for? I think there should be a rule. You can't post an erotic picture unless you have successfully masturbated to it. I'm at a loss for words here. I so badly want to call you a pretentious douchebag, but I'm sure you'll claim I missed the joke, so I won't call you that. Ass.jpg in your face. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 http://www.harborfre...tric-68221.html Its that one, sir.. Works lika charm. A bunch of hangouts at the shop get into fistfights at least once a season claiming it makes an old chain sharper than new. Ive rared back a couple times myself but havent thrown a punch yet Its universal for all sizes. If you buy it by the first enter 53606570 in the coupon code area at checkout and get twenty percent off and purchased. considering the files are at least $20 and any sort of bracing system is another $30, this really has to be the cheapest sharpener you can get. looking forward to it. just have to find a place to mount it (think I have a vice bench out in the shed so that should work) and figure out how to get the chain off. never done that before. getting it back on is going to be even more fun I'd imagine. and thanks for the discount code. that's what pushed me over the edge on buying it. I love me some discounts. and of course I could ride one of those horses. with the purchase of these boots comes automatic full cowboy credentials. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I'm a professional Ronny. And this is the business we've chosen. If I see $2 million dollars in my room tomorrow, then I will know that I have a partner Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 and of course I could ride one of those horses. with the purchase of these boots comes automatic full cowboy credentials. Save a horse, ride a Shake? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 At least baseball season starts tomorrow. I'm not overly excited for the royals but I need the games to watch because I have nothing else going on. Ronny you're a Yankees fan right? Looks like they're about to fall off the cliff. Anything happens to CC or cano and they will be a shit show. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Nobody is overly excited about the Royals. Ever. SF Giants going for 3 out of 4!! F the Dodgers. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 What'd you think about posey's contract? I like it if they move him to 1st. I don't understand risking your best hitter behind the plate. I get the positional value but if I'm paying a guy that much he isn't risking get plowed at the plate and breaking a leg or having his knees go out on him. It's insanity they still catch joe Mauer but hat do I know. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ken Rosenrhal wrote a decent little piece about the big contracts being given out. Kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don't type deal. I am a Yanks fan, with the Marlins a close two. So, yeah, what I'm saying is, it's gonna be a loooooong year. The Yanks may battle with the Sox for the basement of the division. With Toronto, Tampa and Baltimore all improved, it ain't gonna be good. Although, I think Baltimore my drop back a little. They were lucky last year, a little. I wish the Yanks would blow it all up and rebuild through the farm system, but for some reason, they won't. I mean, Vernon Wells? Come on. Even at $7 mil a year, it's still too much. We have Cervelli catching because we traded away Jesus Montero last year. We got back a bum arm of Pineda, who, if healthy, I think could be great. Hughes is mediocre, Joba is nothing, The Hammer of God is gonna retire, we signed Wang for god sake. Kuroda is 38, we have no offense. Shit show is right The Marlins have Stanton but nobody to protect him. Maybe your KC boy LoMo can do something this year. They have Juan Pierre. Always a quality pickup :eyeroll: Young pitching staff, but at least it's building towards something. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 What'd you think about posey's contract? I like it if they move him to 1st. I don't understand risking your best hitter behind the plate. I get the positional value but if I'm paying a guy that much he isn't risking get plowed at the plate and breaking a leg or having his knees go out on him. It's insanity they still catch joe Mauer but hat do I know. Well, the point Rosenthal made, was that his production isn't so above average when its at a corner infield spot, while its superb for a catcher. I didnt look up the numbers, but didnt he hit like .326 with 40 bombs and 101 rbi's? Old man stats, yes, but I think his OPS is way up there as well. I think he's productive from anywhere. My baseball writers that I follow don't tweet much. Kurkjian, Stark, Olney, Rosenthal, a local guy for the Yanks. I like transactions stuff and don't want to just read sabermatric shit Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 The orioles were damn near the luckiest team in MLB history last year. Marlins need to trade Stanton anyways. Maybe to the royals. We still have a lot of good young players. Some big prospects too. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Me, SA, and Stratevelis should go to a Royals game this summer. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I'd go but you know how Stratovarious is. Guy never wants to meet up. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I would seriously kick in the $50 cash to the post game of hooker fund. Well unless it's a day game in the summer then it would have to be a pregame hooker due to sweaty balls Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 yeah because if there's anything hookers hate it's bad hygiene Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Very true. You will not get an enthusiastic beej if you have swamp ass. Pretty sure that was in the original Declaration of Independence. It originally read "Life, Liberty and Pursiut of an enthusiastic blow job." Look it up, it's science Link to post Share on other sites
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