InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 it's actually really funny, there's all this planning and shit that goes into freeing me up to go sit in the basement at the main branch in the afternoons. I don't see it as possibly being sustainable. yesterday, I made this huge fucking mess of old PCs (was removing hard drives) in the middle of a room where a few people work. one of them was like, "you know, sue's not going to like this when she's back tomorrow" like trying to pretend that it's someone else that this massive pile of useless PCs is intensely bothering. I responded, "I understand your concern, but there's no timetable for when these will be removed" as I'm leaned back in the IT admin's chair, soda in hand, google finance on my screen. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Now here's a guy built for management. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Apparently, cooking a glorious meal for someone is a surefire method.Is that what I have been doing wrong? ****! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I went into the wayback machine the other day. Page 1560 or so. I, of course, hated every wrd that I wrote, but we really had a funny, funny crew. Speedzy, Turd, mk, kers, shake, tyfgine, jjj to name a few. Oh the glorious laughs. Timdog posting the pic of his ex wife and current gf and how we absolutely destroyed him, and her. Tyfgine posting that pic of himself in a jean jacket on the back of a motorcycle. I swear, if anyone remembers anything I wrote on here as fondly as I remember that stuff, I'll die happy less miserableSuch good times. I still like it around here though. More mellow, less stuff to miss out on. Some Ron Mexico gold from the way back machine...Shit, I still need to try that.for this effort, i received: 0 beej and: 0 sexy timesNo dessert? I wouldn't have blown you either.I guess I'm just not that familiar with not getting sex. Teach me?Someone save this for the sickie awards...I feel like it has to fit into one of the categories. Smuggest one-liner? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I told him, don't do it that way. you'll never make a dime.my favorite line in the song at any given moment changes from time to time but usually it's that one. that or "and they're actually real- really rully nice" Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Well this is pretty awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Well this is pretty awesome.I thought this was going to be the Blake Griffin dunk from last night, but I guess this is ok too. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 both those things are pretty ok Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I would put this on my Secret Santa list but I don't think I can wait. IT's pretty much a must have and the reviews are awesome.Officially Licensed Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket With Medal of Yavinhttp://www.cracked.com/blog/8-impressively.../#ixzz1l4SSELcH Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 That was the worst Real Time panel ever. The yahoo GOP congressman from California basically took the position "all stats that don't support my ranting are made up" and the skank in the middle was constantly interrupting with nonsense. Mario Batali almost saved it but not quite.I really enjoyed the last New Rule though.It was a bad panel. I always hate all of the "new rules". In fact, I don't even usually watch that part of the show anymore. Maher tries way way way too hard at being a comedian. He's not good at it.Also, you guys need to marry a good Christian wife. I can literally have sexytime anytime I want. I would love to tell you what she said to me the other day, but it might be a little too much "world's colliding" honesty. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I responded, "I understand your concern, but there's no timetable for when these will be removed" as I'm leaned back in the IT admin's chair, soda in hand, google finance on my screen. Now here's a guy built for management.Very wonderful. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Well this is pretty awesome.My goodness, this is great. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 It was a bad panel. I always hate all of the "new rules". In fact, I don't even usually watch that part of the show anymore. Maher tries way way way too hard at being a comedian. He's not good at it.Also, you guys need to marry a good Christian wife. I can literally have sexytime anytime I want. I would love to tell you what she said to me the other day, but it might be a little too much "world's colliding" honesty.HEY THAT'S SOMEBODY'S WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Such good times. I still like it around here though. More mellow, less stuff to miss out on. Shit, I still need to try that.less to miss out on: never a selling point, but yes, it is still decent here. Less locker room harassment. Wait, that's what I miss. And COME ON, one stuffed up load, for me, for validation Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 For risotto, you deserved a beej. Very labor intensive, what with all the stirring and such Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I can literally have sexytime anytime I want. I would love to tell you what she said to me the other day, but it might be a little too much "world's colliding" honesty.I'm curious which worlds are colliding...HEY THAT'S SOMEBODY'S WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!Oh shit. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 brv gets to have sex with his wife whenever he wants, but only at the risk of creating another mouth to feedis that how you were going to finish that thought? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 brv gets to have sex with his wife whenever he wants, but only at the risk of creating another mouth to feedis that how you were going to finish that thought? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 brv I enjoyed your anniversary status. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 brv I enjoyed your anniversary status.Thank you, my good sir.Also, my wife is "fixed", so there's almost no chance of another kid. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I'm glad you had so many kids. the religion stuff, we don't see eye to eye, but you strike me as the kind of guy that would raise open-minded, bright kids. I see a pressing need to out-produce all the dullards and I'm certainly too lazy to help with that shit. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 oh, by the way, I think I subscribed to JLL's youtube channel or something, because I definitely have videos of his kid riding a bike and opening christmas presents on my youtube home page. to an outsider, they're random videos of some person's kid... it probably looks weird. it doesn't bother me enough to unsubscribe, because with JLL's track record, I'm sure there will be some gold there eventually.I don't know how I came to subscribe to his channel? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Also, my wife is "fixed", so there's almost no chance of another kid. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Did I just make myself laugh for about five minutes with that picture? Why yes, yes I did. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 someone made a dual-monitor background of just beaker on black, then someone else added "NIGGER" in big white lettering to it. I didn't include it in my big wallpaper folder, but it's a fond memory.that and a hitler photo with apple's "think different" ad campaign applied to it. Link to post Share on other sites
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