I Called In Sick Today

[Dub2131 0]

pirating wireless internet is the tits

Shouldn't you be drinking and watching grown men pummel each other about the head and face?

[JBradburn6 0]

IU is fucking bad at football, AND it rained today so no one tailgated. Watching them without 15+ drinks is just painful.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Shouldn't you be drinking and watching grown men pummel each other about the head and face?

Oh, I'm already drinking. Men pummeling each other is at 10. Now its just me and my friends pummeling each other. Yes, in a gay way.

[MisterB 2]

Yes, in a gay way.

Ok before I didnt care but nowYou really need a digital camera, asap

[Dub2131 0]

Oh, I'm already drinking. Men pummeling each other is at 10. Now its just me and my friends pummeling each other. Yes, in a gay way.

Where the hell is the UFC at in central VA? Or did you mean on PPV someplace and I just totally missed that part when I was hungover this morning.

[therrinn 0]

Sandlot is going to be on ABC tonight, damn good classic.Since I'm the new kid at work, I'm kinda screwed on when I can take my vacation this year. I only have 2 days, so thinking I might take a trip out to Vegas for a long weekend sometime in late october.

[KDawgCometh 2]

Where the hell is the UFC at in central VA? Or did you mean on PPV someplace and I just totally missed that part when I was hungover this morning.

that one

[Dub2131 0]

that one

jager bombs and irish car bombs are the devil.

[mrdannyg 274]

Danny is my new hero. That is allclassic

I think I might have to use that as my sig for awhile, because i'll get like a million "cred" points in General.if anyone is looking for porn advice/assistance, i finally wrote out some decent stuff in the PM to Mex, so let me know if you want it too.

Aren't you just friggin 4w3s0m3.

i think 1337speak might be the least gay thing in history, which is the most condescending thing i can say. i hate it so much.the huge Rolling Stones/Sloan/Alice Cooper/Kanye West concert was today.Sloan and Alice Cooper played for more than 90 minutes each and rocked. Then Kanye took nearly an hour to set up and played for less than half an hour. Then the Stones took another hour, and played for 90 minutes. That is a 90 minute show, where over 50000 people paid more than $150/ticket. The concert ended at 10:15.I'm really glad I sat on a porch and drank beer instead of paid for a ticket.

[Dub2131 0]

if anyone is looking for porn advice/assistance, i finally wrote out some decent stuff in the PM to Mex, so let me know if you want it too.

"If"I think we all know the answer to that, don't we?

[mrdannyg 274]

"If"I think we all know the answer to that, don't we?

heh, alright i'll clarify."if" anyone has access to a home computer with some hard drive space, and some privacy, and would like some information on how to efficiently download decent free porn, PM me.i find it somewhat hilarious that i can write stuff like that and not be in the least embarassed. thank dog for the intraweb.

[MisterB 2]

Well im so fucked now its not even funny.What else am I going to do on Friday Nights?UConn student sentenced to prison in dorm room incident Friday Night Fun (Vernon-AP, Sept. 23, 2006 10:00 PM) _ A former University of Connecticut student has been sentenced to 75-days in prison in a public indecency case that prompted a change in state law. Twenty-year-old Martin Piscottano of Somers, was one of three men who was accused of masturbating over a female student as she slept in a dorm room last September 24th. He pleaded no contest to one count of reckless endangerment as part of a plea deal that came two days after he was denied entry into a probationary program for first time offenders. Piscottano originally had been charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and conspiracy to commit disorderly conduct. Outrage over the case prompted the General Assembly in April to expand the definition of fourth-degree sexual assault to include unwanted contact with bodily fluids. Brohinsky had earlier pleaded no contest to a single count of reckless endangerment and also was sentenced to 75 days in prison. He has completed the term.

[therrinn 0]

Outrage over the case prompted the General Assembly in April to expand the definition of fourth-degree sexual assault to include unwanted contact with bodily fluids.

So if you were to throw up on someone while on an amusement park ride, you're now a sexual predator?

[MisterB 2]

So if you were to throw up on someone while on an amusement park ride, you're now a sexual predator?

well apparently.Im going to remember that

[zimmer4141 0]

OK we got a bit of a controfversy in the hosue right nowWe have to do a paddle assigjnment for all of the active Scholars to get our paddlses signed and become acgtivated ourselvedsMy assignment for one of the seniors was to write something amuysing or profound on someone else's back when they're bassed out. So I wrote this on our New Scholar Educators back, who was wasted beyond cokmoprehonsion today.Life is a waste of timeand time is a waste of lifeso get wasted all hte timeand have the time of your life.Solme people think it was great, and some think it was a Dick move. Sick thread conclusion is??????P.S. I might make sure it disappears tomorrow, it was with Sharpie Semi-permenant marker.

[Bizzle 0]

So I wrote this on our New Scholar Educators back, who was wasted beyond cokmoprehonsion today.

I'm instantly convinced that cokmoprehonsion might be the best word ever.

[rocketpoker828 0]

12-22 for 113 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs.Yup, those stats have Heisman written all over them.

Troy Smith is 3x as good as anyone at that school up north.(BTW, this word below is amazing.)

who was wasted beyond cokmoprehonsion today.

God dammit Bizzle beat me to it.Fuck it I'm too lazy to change it.

[zimmer4141 0]

Troy Smith is 3x as good as anyone at that school up north.(BTW, this word below is amazing.)God dammit Bizzle beat me to it.Fuck it I'm too lazy to change it.

I'm about to pass out.Yeah, my word is awesome. And Troy Smith ain't got nothin on Mario Manningham. Manningham might be is the best receiver in the Big 10. Can't wait til we're both undefeated comin into Colombus and we get to lay the smackdown on allyall asses.

[rocketpoker828 0]

I'm about to pass out.Yeah, my word is awesome. And Troy Smith ain't got nothin on Mario Manningham. Manningham might be is the best receiver in the Big 10. Can't wait til we're both undefeated comin into Colombus and we get to lay the smackdown on allyall asses. Michigan really sucks and this is the beer and lack of sex talking.

FYP

[strategy 4]

creamy dreams

That actually happened in my dorm last year, minus the change in state law. Girls kept leaving their doors open at night (leaving them cracked as everyone does during the day) and mid-spring semester a ton of girls came forward with these types of stories. I think you pretty much have it coming (HA HA) if you leave your door unlocked at night.

[strategy 4]

He sure isn't much to look at, but wow is his stuff fun to read.

Let me make this clear, you ignorant cunt..You ready?I got rid of DrawingDeadInDM because I no longer live in DM(Des Moines you illiterate fuck)..You calling me out on it means nil since I've admitted to it in multiple threads.If you were really curious, you'd be more than able to figure out why I took it back(it's posted in OT)..sadly, you're just too fucking stupid.It's become very apparent to me that your first born will make Rainman look like some kind of statiscal genius, you stupid fuck.I really, truly, just hope you get Hep C or AIDS or E. Coli or Syphillis so that I didn't have to fucking own you with such regularity.

My only question is this: Wasn't the rainman actually a statistical genius? I mean, he was autistic, but math was his thing, yes? I would have posted the question in the thread, but I don't want to sound like I'm supporting the idiot he's berating.

[MisterB 2]

He sure isn't much to look at, but wow is his stuff fun to read.My only question is this: Wasn't the rainman actually a statistical genius? I mean, he was autistic, but math was his thing, yes? I would have posted the question in the thread, but I don't want to sound like I'm supporting the idiot he's berating.

Indeed he was a statistical genius, but could not solve simple problemsHow did you do in WC?I finished 6th in a 180 man, and won a $5 PLOhl SnG. 1st time playing hl.Im using your strategy, strategy. Although I did do a couple 2-tables and of course the 4.40. I basicially have to win 2 of the next 10 STT and cash in a couple more. Should be interesting, but thanks for the look.

[strategy 4]

Indeed he was a statistical genius, but could not solve simple problems[1]How did you do in WC?[2]I finished 6th in a 180 man, and won a $5 PLOhl SnG. 1st time playing hl.[3]Im using your strategy, strategy. Although I did do a couple 2-tables and of course the 4.40. I basicially have to win 2 of the next 10 STT and cash in a couple more. Should be interesting, but thanks for the look.

1. I got drunk, the rest is uncertain. I'd say it went well.2. plohl seems very clumsy. PLO8 is much nicer. As for the cashes, nice work.3. Even if you don't make it to the next level with lightning speed, the fact that you are able to stay in the low limits is a major accomplishment for you. The real test of will comes when you are 17 beers in and thinking about looking for some love from Lee at the 5/10NL cash tables.Keep up the good work.

[therrinn 0]

I think you pretty much have it coming (HA HA) if you leave your door unlocked at night.

Leaving your door unlocked means you should expect people to come in and masturbate on you?

[MisterB 2]

Leaving your door unlocked means you should expect people to come in and masturbate on you?

yes. didnt you get masturbated on?