Hobbes 1 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ^ He's good.Thank you. I got lucky on that one. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 One of the all-time great "rail me" threads:Post 1Post 2 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=64858I rolled at zimmer's comment as well. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Randy's story about Australian Shepards...That is incredibly depressing. i have an Australian Shepard now who i friggin love.. he looks pretty much like the one in my avatar, but instead has one blue and and one brown eye to make him look pretty crazy.. we worked with him on doing some tricks and catching stuffwhen he was a little younger,but now he's around 7 and we just do it for fun when we take him out to the parks and stuff.. i am dreading the day something happens to himOr when he lifts his leg to the couch - "Hey Asshole!"Denis Leary naming his dog Asshole on Rescue Me was about the funniest thing ever. Look, this has nothing to do with anything...but the Simpsons conversation made me think of it and laugh. Lois: All British men are charming.Peter: That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli. Disraeli: You don't even know who I am.are you two models? because you are ridiculously good looking Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Are you two models? Because you are really, really, really, really, really ridiculously good looking.FYP. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Anyone wanna splurge on an Orange Mocha Frappuchino and then have a gasoline fight? Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I just worked "We'll make millions, if not BILLIONS" into a work meeting.did you keep a straight face? Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 That is incredibly depressing. i have an Australian Shepard now who i friggin love.. he looks pretty much like the one in my avatar, but instead has one blue and and one brown eye to make him look pretty crazy.. we worked with him on doing some tricks and catching stuffwhen he was a little younger,but now he's around 7 and we just do it for fun when we take him out to the parks and stuff.. i am dreading the day something happens to himare you two models? because you are ridiculously good looking*sigh*Anyone wanna splurge on an Orange Mocha Frappuchino and then have a gasoline fight?:checking for a $20 face:Ok, let's do it!Oh yeah, looks like Fidpoker has officially stuck as his nicknamehttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/news/story?id=2492468 Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 did you keep a straight face?of course not Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Oh yeah, looks like Fidpoker has officially stuck as his nicknamehttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/news/story?id=2492468 I found this segment of the article amusing, further proof positive how clueless ESPN writers are about poker...With the clock about to strike midnight, Fidler was dealt Q-9. Baskin was dealt A-4. Baskin made a raise and Fidler called. The flop came 9-6-5. Fidler had top pair and bet 17,000. Baskin called. A deuce on the turn gave Baskin an inside straight draw. Fidler bet 50,000 and Baskin called. "I knew that if I caught a three or an ace, I would win [the tournament]," Baskin explained. "It didn't cost me that much to call, so I did." Baskin's call turned out to be a brilliant decision. A three fell on the river. The final board showed 9-6-5-2-3, giving Baskin a straight -- ace to five. Fidler pushed all-in. Baskin announced "call," and raised his two arms high into the air. Baskin flipped over his hole cards, and his cheering section went wild. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Homer Simpson: Another day another box of pens Young workers in the United States are twice as likely as older colleagues to steal office supplies for home use without thinking it is wrong, a new study says. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 FYP.Or did you think I didn't know what a eugugaly was? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Or did you think I didn't know what a eugugaly was?You can read minds? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I think IQ tests should be given out before employing anyone, anywhere, ever.This is a phone convorsation that just took place, where one of my employees called me with a question (this happens at least 4x a day when I'm not working)dumbass_ : "Yo Jeff what's goin on man.."jeff: "Nothin, what's up?"dumbass_: "Quick question for you.. I'm building a [cake] order that you took, and it doesn't make sense."jeff: "How so?"dumbass_: "Well, its for a 4-layer sheet cake. and you wrote down 1 layer white cake, 2 layers vanilla icecream, 1 layer chocolate."jeff: "ok..."dumbass_: "Well.. that's 5 layers.."<silence>dumbass_: "Are you still there man?"jeff: <hangs up> Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 dumbass_: "Well, its for a 4-layer sheet cake. and you wrote down 1 layer white cake, 2 layers vanilla icecream, 1 layer chocolate."jeff: "ok..."dumbass_: "Well.. that's 5 layers.."<silence>dumbass_: "Are you still there man?"jeff: <hangs up>You are so good looking. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Idumbass_: "Well.. that's 5 layers.."no...really?no...wow. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 dumbass_: "Well, its for a 4-layer sheet cake. and you wrote down 1 layer white cake, 2 layers vanilla icecream, 1 layer chocolate."jeff: "ok..."dumbass_: "Well.. that's 5 layers.."<silence>dumbass_: "Are you still there man?"jeff: <hangs up>POTD, AINECThat's hilarious, I haven't encountered stupidity on that level in years. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Zimmer!Lunch Report!Go! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 no...really?no...wow.the worst part about it is that i know he must have thought about that at least a few times before calling me.. i haven't heard anything back yet, so odds are he figured it out..but i swear to dog if i walk in there at 5 and he asks me about it again i'm going to put an ice cream scooper through his skull Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 the worst part about it is that i know he must have thought about that at least a few times before calling me.. i haven't heard anything back yet, so odds are he figured it out..but i swear to dog if i walk in there at 5 and he asks me about it again i'm going to put an ice cream scooper through his skull I'm instantly convinced that card is randy reeds extremely elaborate joke account Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm instantly convinced that card is randy reeds extremely elaborate joke accountSHIT!seriously though, randy would have had to do an arse load of posting to pull off a real account with 2k posts, and a "joke" account with 4k Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm instantly convinced that card is randy reeds extremely elaborate joke accountMy moneys on Jeff being Randy's long lost semi-asian son. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 My moneys on Jeff being Randy's long lost semi-asian son.now THAT is within the realm of possibility..if randy ever nailed a korean chick, most likely in korea, around 1986 Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 My moneys on Jeff being Randy's long lost semi-asian son.What? Hobbes has a semi? Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 My moneys on Jeff being Randy's long lost semi-asian son.Isn't Randy old enough to have fought in Vietnam? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm instantly convinced that card is randy reeds extremely elaborate joke accountThat sounds like a fun project. Create a new account and just start posting everywhere else and see if you can be funny enough to get invited into this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
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