shinychicken 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 If you can see Chuck Norris's eyes, you are okay.If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.Edited for Drawing Dead... Link to post Share on other sites
TyRoy 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I can't see Chuck Norris.... Crap. Link to post Share on other sites
NickwHarris 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 If you can see Chuck Norris's eyes, you are okay.If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.Scientists recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. TO BAD Chuck Norris never cries Link to post Share on other sites
lucky_charmz 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 If you can see Chuck Norris's eyes, you are okay.If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.Scientists recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. TO BAD Chuck Norris never criesChuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.... Link to post Share on other sites
dmb41 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck NorrisWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 He was great in Sidekicks with that other Emmy Award winning actor Joe Piscipo...... :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Analogy. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Analogy.that's bad when you read it wrong...like adding an "r" somewhere after the "o"... Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck NorrisWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take censored from anybody.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.lol NH...well played Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Analogy.that's bad when you read it wrong...like adding an "r" somewhere after the "o"...DD- You beat me to it... Seems there are very few grammatically correct people on this forum.rsm- It took me, literally, 7 minutes to figure out what you were referring to. Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 (ring, ring)Hello?Hi, it's last month, i want my thread back.oh, my bad man, just having some fun with good ol chuck norris.right. give it back.although semi flame aside, this thread is better shiny Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Who the hell is Chuck Norris? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 this was funny. and your avatar is quite nice.however your name is waaay to similar to rsm box Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 All the Chuck Norris jokes are a rip off of me. Brasky pwns Norris. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 All the Chuck Norris jokes are a rip off of me. Brasky pwns Norris.Gimmick posters are -ev Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 All the Chuck Norris jokes are a rip off of me. Brasky pwns Norris.Gimmick posters are -evPerhaps, but I am still ten times the poster you are even in gimmick form. Bend over. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 that is friggin great holy crap.Chuck Norris once scored 11 points in a single end of curling. :canadarocks: Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 If you spell Chuck Norris is scrabble you win, FOREVER2 of my ownIt is impossible for Chuck Norris to Bleed. Why? Because Chuck Norris has no blood. How do Chuck Norris live without any blood? Because he's Chuck Norris. That's why.Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, he's Chuck Norris. Therefore, he automatically gets infinity Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris jokes are getting really old, really fast. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 If you spell Chuck Norris is scrabble you win, FOREVER2 of my ownIt is impossible for Chuck Norris to Bleed. Why? Because Chuck Norris has no blood. How do Chuck Norris live without any blood? Because he's Chuck Norris. That's why.Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, he's Chuck Norris. Therefore, he automatically gets infinityVery nice. You came up with those on your own Bill? Link to post Share on other sites
bringsme 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris's favorite vegetable is Terry Schivo Link to post Share on other sites
shinychicken 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris's favorite vegetable is Terry Schivolol, thats horrible... Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris's favorite vegetable is Terry SchivoHonorary noob of the day. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Chuck Norris jokes are getting really old, really fast. Link to post Share on other sites
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