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Chuck Norris's favorite vegetable is Terry Schivo
Honorary noob of the day.
He's been here longer than you.
STFU noob.
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2 of my ownIt is impossible for Chuck Norris to Bleed. Why? Because Chuck Norris has no blood. How do Chuck Norris live without any blood? Because he's Chuck Norris. That's why.Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, he's Chuck Norris. Therefore, he automatically gets infinity
My reaction to these was much like the gang's when the "Jump to Conclusions" mat was introduced...
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