beans-n-icewater 18 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I hate to see ole Spade go...I'll never forget the time I was on the side of the road in AZ with a flat tire and no spare... it was 110 degrees and my 8 month old son was with me. Nobody had passed in over 2 hours when Spade came by...While hitch-hiking he could have hit and killed me, but instead just ran me in the ditch as he blew by at over 80 mph...Without that small sip of foamy beer left in the can he threw at me, I probably wouldnt be here to tell this story...Thanks Spade...Gods speed Link to post Share on other sites
Guest andibear Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Last post.Take care all.wait what?? did i miss something? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Well, I talked with Spademan. He said he left because of the lot of you degenerate pillow biters and cock mongrels just weren't nearly entertaining enough for him anymore--that you began to bore him as soon as "Faggot" began showing up in every other thread. His hope had always been that you dim bulbs would flicker, flicker, explode into a beautiful supernova of acidic wit and humor--but sadly, it never happened. He also said that he hates* you**, you*** and you****. He also said to let you guys know that you will be in his thoughts--but only because he likes to look at his defecation right before he flushes(for ulcers and hemrhoids, ya know?). He said that he almost always enjoyed his time here. It was not the overmodification of the site but the underdevelopment of most of the regular posters' intuition and general thoughtfulness of each post. Nonetheless, he :heart:'s you all, dearly. *Loves**Bizzle***Speedz****DrawingDeadInDM Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 *Bizzle**Speedz***DrawingDeadInDMSnicker. Sounds about right. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 *Bizzle**Speedz***DrawingDeadInDMSnicker. Sounds about right.Psst. You got to it before my last edit. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Well, I talked with Spademan. He said he left because of the lot of you degenerate pillow biters and cock mongrels just weren't nearly entertaining enough for him anymore--that you began to bore him as soon as "Faggot" began showing up in every other thread. His hope had always been that you dim bulbs would flicker, flicker, explode into a beautiful supernova of acidic wit and humor--but sadly, it never happened. He also said that he hates* you**, you*** and you****. He also said to let you guys know that you will be in his thoughts--but only because he likes to look at his defecation right before he flushes(for ulcers and hemrhoids, ya know?). He said that he almost always enjoyed his time here. It was not the overmodification of the site but the underdevelopment of most of the regular posters' intuition and general thoughtfulness of each post. Nonetheless, he :heart:'s you all, dearly. *Loves**Bizzle***Speedz****DrawingDeadInDM I'm putting forth a good amount of effort right now to conjure up a single tear...wait for it...wait for it...POW! A single tear for the fact that Spades really might be gone, and may in fact miss me (and a few select others). We grew apart over the past few months, but I'll never forget that 2-3 month span when we would occasionally address each other directly in threads that had nothing to do with our mostly incoherant ramblings, and continuously make vague promises to go the casino together.*sigh*Spademan we hardly knew ye. RIP.p.s. It was a great weekend in AZ, no? My balls haven't sweat that much since last summer. I couldn've wrung out my boxers and filled a paint bucket with my salty man-water. And then I could have drank that bucket and vomited all over the place. But why the hell would I want to do that?p.p.s. Yes that was a shameless attempt to get you to respond. I just figured you might not be able to resist...but I can feel it in my balls, I mean heart, that you're gone forever. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hi. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hi.Dude, he's gone.Let me buy you a beer and we'll talk it out... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hi.Dude, he's gone.Let me buy you a beer and we'll talk it out...No.He's coming back.Or at least he's lurking and enjoying my pain. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hi.Dude, he's gone.Let me buy you a beer and we'll talk it out...No.He's coming back.Or at least he's lurking and enjoying my pain.go to my valentines day thread and I'll give you a hug Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 go to my valentines day thread and I'll give you a hugBah. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hi.Dude, he's gone.Let me buy you a beer and we'll talk it out...No.He's coming back.Or at least he's lurking and enjoying my pain.go to my valentines day thread and I'll give you a hugNo, you go to the Valentine's Thread and feel my wrath! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hi.Dude, he's gone.Let me buy you a beer and we'll talk it out...No.He's coming back.Or at least he's lurking and enjoying my pain.go to my valentines day thread and I'll give you a hugNo, you go to the Valentine's Thread and feel my wrath!Thats not all I'm planning to feel... Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 They always come back Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Holy shit!There was another guy named Spademan?I bet he was sweet. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Holy shit!There was another guy named Spademan?I bet he was sweet.you have no idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 They always come backNice post. Good to know you are still posting quality content. I would challenge you to post something even remotely as hilarious as "Ryan's Restaurant". And yes, I know that he isn't the author.Good luck, and nice bump. I, for one, am always amused by the Spademan. But I am sure that I am in the minority. And by minority, I mean most of the regulars here. Except RonMexico, who I heard doesn't like Spade because they got together and Spade couldn't nut. But I digress. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Most excellent bump... Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Why am I reading this stupid thread? Why? Why? Why? Link to post Share on other sites
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