dEv~ 19 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Chuck Norris is Carrot Top's personal trainerMaybe everyone knows this but I was surprised the last time I saw carrot top...he's ripped now. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Here's one: Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Chuck Norris DOES NOT eat Klondike bars! Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 pat borders once challenged chuck norris to a testicle competition.pat borders won by 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the "nothing" and told it to get a job. That is how the universe was made. Link to post Share on other sites
TyRoy 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Chuck Norris never folds. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Chuck Norris is the only man who could take a 24" double ended dildo up the ass and live to tell about itUhhhhhh.....how does this make Chuck Norris look good???KowboyKoop's reading comprehension is at a 17th grade levelKowboyKoop can grow a better beard than Chuck NorrisKowboyKoop can sing better than Bon Scott and Brian Johnson combinedIn case Koop cant comprehend... I was just saying everything off the top of my head no matter if they flattered Norris or slandered him. Also, it gave a little insight as to how drunk/crazy a person I am... or did it?I love you all Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Fucking Chuck Norris Link to post Share on other sites
ramalamadingdong 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
snowmannn 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The only hand that beats a straight flush is Chuck Norris' hand when he makes a fist. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Chuck responds to Chuck Norris facts. (strangely enough, not by roundhouse kicking them)http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Chuck responds to Chuck Norris facts. (strangely enough, not by roundhouse kicking them)http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx Chuck Norris is proud of his literary efforts... nah that one sucks Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 January 22. That's my brothers birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
RuffRidr 0 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 January 22. That's my brothers birthday.Was your brother's birthday... now its National Chuck Norris Day.--RuffRidr Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 added february 2nd:http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1558.html Link to post Share on other sites
TyRoy 0 Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Chuck Norris once made a movie.... I think. Link to post Share on other sites
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