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my life since the Hideout...-started masturbating much more...up to 40 times a day-first time into the hospital for extreme pubic skin decomposition-first skin graft-nympho rehab-delivered pizza for a week-second skin graft-started going to local baseball games-dated a baseball mom-third skin graft-
you must be buffer than ahhhhnold. :club:
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you must be buffer than ahhhhnold. :club:
haha!but seriously...not much new up with me. In and out of the hospital regularly for routine IV antibiotics. Started a new Bio Lab job at CUA in NE DC in september, so having fun with that. Play online poker once in a while but usually get burned outafter a month and take some time off. Havent been to Vegas in a couple years. Go to as many baseball games as I can. No gf at the moment, but did have my heart broken a little while back.
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why not.... heres what happened to me since the hideout started..was engaged for a short while almost fully gray at the age of 25
I can't help but think these 2 are related.
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-fufilled a lifetime dream of having sex with a midget-turns out it wasnt a midget-went to prison-yada yada yada-I now have to wear a diaper
Bahahahaha....nice(unless it's true.... if so... ummm... )
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--Have a gray hair, wtf I'm 26.
hey, gray isn't as bad as bald. i can't grow mine back, but you can always dye your hair...like when some middle aged woman shows up on your doorstep looking to borrow some milk, yet all you have in the fridge is old chinese food and a beer, but then you get the slick idea that if you jump off your balcony onto a moving truck, then make your way to the grocery store (how is apparently quite irrelevant) to buy a half gallon of 1% and some just for men, inexplicably make your way back into the apartment without using the front door (not sure how since you jumped off the balcony at the beginning of the commerc--i mean, story), and dye your hair in time for the woman out front not to think you're wasting her time but to instead offer to make you pancakes, which were apparently so fucking important for her to make that she waited mindlessly at your door for at least 30 minutes while you were off gallivanting instead of coming straight out and telling her "look bitch, I gots no milk! Now go mix that instant shit with some water, and don't forget the blueberries trick! I keeps it real up in this mothafucka, ya hearrrrd?"
--Am one year away from getting my Bachelors, after having dropped out in 2004 to pursue poker.
word. i too decided that i should probably get my degree after dropping out in 2000 to pursue not going to school because i hated it. i now hate my job more than i hate school, and also i know what i want to be when i grow up (i'm studying game software development).also, good to see you homie
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weeeeeeeeeee this is my drunk thread(soory chroz im not drinking one of your beer thread entries:( )yea liars the whole lot of emHi hollywood:) yea that was supposed to be funny glad you chuckled although I did poop my pants when I farted after eating a undercooked burger recentlyowner of a lonely heart much better then owner of a broken heart but you cant get laid with a lonely heartTo Bill Braskymrmillcity.files.wordpress.com_2009_10_bill-brasky.jpgI was molested by my unclenot really im not attractive enough to be molested by my uncleHappy New Year

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weeeeeeeeeee this is my drunk thread(soory chroz im not drinking one of your beer thread entries:( )yea liars the whole lot of emHi hollywood:) yea that was supposed to be funny glad you chuckled although I did poop my pants when I farted after eating a undercooked burger recentlyowner of a lonely heart much better then owner of a broken heart but you cant get laid with a lonely heartTo Bill Braskymrmillcity.files.wordpress.com_2009_10_bill-brasky.jpgI was molested by my unclenot really im not attractive enough to be molested by my uncleHappy New Year
maseltov!? (sp?)
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I am out of the loop. It took me four days to find out about the DOJ craziness.I was actually thinking about starting to play Poker again. Guess not.

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I am out of the loop. It took me four days to find out about the DOJ craziness.I was actually thinking about starting to play Poker again. Guess not.
sorry bro. we are all down over this.heres to cheer you up!beer_toast1.jpg1284874279287_f.jpg
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I always play more Poker in the summer, as it is a slow time for my business. I am thinking of hitting up Lockpoker or Carbonpoker - they seem to be the safest options at this point.

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so i've been developing this craps strategy in which i'm trying to take $200 and turn it into a shitload. went up to the casino tonight to try it out and walked out with $3,000. sounds awesome, and it kinda is, but not really my goal. actually, the only reason i left with money is because i pussied out along the way.for anyone interested, here's how it works. it is a bit boring, can be time consuming, and your dealers will probably hate you (the only reason i wouldn't personally is that if you were actually playing my system on my table i would think you were awesome). you are only trying to hit one number per shooter, turning your bets off, and waiting for the next shooter. also, by preference i don't shoot the dice, so i never have a line bet. if you're planning on shooting i would suggest bringing an extra $50 or so just for you line bets. the reason i don't shoot is that i'm a firm believer that your mind state somehow affects how you roll. if you're worried about the money you're gonna scare yourself into throwing a goddamn 7, so i eliminate that whole state of mind. in other words, i would be too nervous.if the shooter throws a crap, yo, or 7 on the comeout, keep your bets off until the next shooter lights up his point. the reason for this is probably some bad statistic math, but i look at it this way, you are 86% (and change) to hit one number before a 7, with the odds dropping for hitting a second or third. so, if your shooter throws something worthless and then a number for a point, you are hoping for them to throw 3 numbers before a 7 (the crap/yo, the point, then your payoff number) as opposed to 2, which gives up some odds. the reason behind not working if they come out on a 7 is probably purely superstition. also, don't work your bets when there is no point, as this is just stupid.ok, here's the system. the number in parentheses is the number of the shooter, or the number of numbers you have "hit" so far. note: if i hit a 4 or 10 at any level i bet a little bit for the dealers while my bets are off to a) make them hate me less, and thus not root against me, and b) to kill time/keep me occupied during decent rolls.0) bet 160 across including the point (this one is 0 because you haven't done anything yet)...some casinos might charge you a vig up front for your buys on the 4 and 10, which would be 162 across. either way you will have $25 on the 4, 5, 9, and 10, $30 on the 6 and 8. the casino i play at and the one i work at both charge the vig off the back end, so when i talk about pressing i'm using the amounts it costs me to press. if your casino charges you up front just remember the vig is $1 for every $20 you have bet (so $25 is a $1 vig, $100 is $5, etc). table max at the place i have to play is $2000, so the system stops there. if i ever quit my job and end up playing where i work now, i'll figure out the rest of the steps to get to our $10,000 max.1) collect 2) press 64 across (you'll have $35 on the 4, 5, 9, and 10, $42 on the 6 and 8)3) collect4) press 96 across ($50 and $60 respectively)5) collect6) press 160 across ($75/$90)7) collect8) press 160 across ($100/$120)9) collect10) press 320 across ($150/$180)11) collect12) press 320 across ($200/$240)13) press 320 across ($250/$300)14) press 320 across ($300/$360)15) collect16) press 640 across ($400/$480)17) press 640 across ($500/$600)18) collect19) press 1600 across ($750/$900)20) collect21) press 1600 across ($1000/$1200)22) collect23) press 3200 across ($1500/$1800)24) collect25) press 3200 across ($2000/$2400)26) collect from here on outonce i got to 17, instead of pressing like i was supposed to i dropped everything down to $100/$120 and started rebuilding. i got back up to $300/$360 before some jackass went point-seven and killed my dreams. only reason i did it was that i started looking at the layout and thought to myself, i could live with $2500-ish guaranteed and then go balls to the wall running it back up. figured i wouldn't be as disappointed when i finally lost if i had a nice chunk of change in my pocket for my work.edit: i forgot to mention this, and you might have figured it out already, but the system does a LOT of reinvesting of your profits, and at times you have to dip into your rail to afford the press (which is why you need $200 to start). i think once you hit the last level, you have $12,800 on the layout, and something like $800 in the rail. i had the numbers all calculated to ensure you are able to press the right amount at the right time, but once i had it set up i stopped caring.

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