donk4life 34 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Whoever gets the next TOP better make it of Putin, that man has some damn nice breasts. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Whoever gets the next TOP better make it of Putin, that man has some damn nice breasts.you lost me with this one. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Once KGB, always KGB Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 let me be perfectly honest. i got it because its cool as shit. i dont need the special features. hell, i dont even have anyone to call and the only person that texts me is my mom. but they are cool as shit and i wanted one.i'm also starting law school. and i'm not gonna be one of the poor kids who doesnt have a blackberry. YOU GOTTA FIT IN FROM THE BEGINING.first break during orientation i'm going to check my e-mail on it and even though there wont be anything on there i'm gonna laugh out loud to draw attention to myself. hoepfully someone will ask me whats so funny and depending on the person i'll make something up and there you go, BFF'S.god help us all!Or you know what I like to do when I'm around girls? Pretend I'm on the phone with someone important and I'm bossing them around. Then people will look at you and go "Now that is a man with authority". Authority leads to blow jobs, and other sexual favors.thats good advice!chrozzo, I highly recommend you boycott the Simpsons, very publicly. Tonight they made it seem that Guiness is made from bogwater and chocolate syrup. This slanderous, libelous, outrageous, preposterous, defamatory calumny cannot go unchecked.those bastard!Isnt it just bud light with black food coloring? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Once KGB, always KGBI perfer the fullness of Bob's man tits Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 For the past 4 out of 5 nights I'm having the same/similar dream.It begins with me moving off to college. Soon after my girlfriend arrives, and we a conversation about college, what she's going to do for money etc etc. Then she drops the bomb on me. She's making adult films and is very successful at it. She shows me these videos of her getting plugged by well-endowed men. And then I wake up.I know this sounds fake and whatnot, but it's actually very true. And it really disturbs me. I don't even watch porn. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 For the past 4 out of 5 nights I'm having the same/similar dream.It begins with me moving off to college. Soon after my girlfriend arrives, and we a conversation about college, what she's going to do for money etc etc. Then she drops the bomb on me. She's making adult films and is very successful at it. She shows me these videos of her getting plugged by well-endowed men. And then I wake up.I know this sounds fake and whatnot, but it's actually very true. And it really disturbs me. I don't even watch porn.i think all guys like us have this fear. its the burden of an average sized penis. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 For the past 4 out of 5 nights I'm having the same/similar dream.It begins with me moving off to college. Soon after my girlfriend arrives, and we a conversation about college, what she's going to do for money etc etc. Then she drops the bomb on me. She's making adult films and is very successful at it. She shows me these videos of her getting plugged by well-endowed men. And then I wake up.I know this sounds fake and whatnot, but it's actually very true. And it really disturbs me. I don't even watch porn.only you arent dreaming this!dont worry, your GF is fantastic! Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Do you ever find yourself watching a movie such as LOTR or Star Wars and you think to yourself, "Who would win a fight, Obi Wan or Gandalf?" These questions drive me insane because rarely do I find the answer Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Do you ever find yourself watching a movie such as LOTR or Star Wars and you think to yourself, "Who would win a fight, Obi Wan or Gandalf?"nope. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 nope.Well you're just a faggot then. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 No but I always thought they should have made a Star Wars rip off porn movie. They could call it something like "Star Whores". Have Ron Jeremy play Jabba the hut Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Well you're just a faggot then.yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 No but I always thought they should have made a Star Wars rip off porn movie. They could call it something like "Star Whores". Have Ron Jeremy play Jabba the hutThat's odd, I always thought there was one out there. But really, besides Leah, who else would the cast be fucking unless you turned it into some inter-galactic orgy? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 That's odd, I always thought there was one out there. But really, besides Leah, who else would the cast be fucking unless you turned it into some inter-galactic orgy?Chewbacca? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Chewbacca?Oh yeah him as well, not to mention C3PO Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 No but I always thought they should have made a Star Wars rip off porn movie. They could call it something like "Star Whores". Have Ron Jeremy play Jabba the hut http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_Warssub TOP: Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_Warssub TOP:lol at the 1 million dollar budget. You can make like a 100 porns for that. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Those are some beautiful tits. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Those are some beautiful tits.qft Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i leave to work for almost a week and we're one page past where i started.....i used to have to catch up 10 pages if i was gone more than a day. Wow you boys disappoint me. I'm back for a couple days, i have a long weekend. I'm calling monday "melissa day" feel free to take it off work as well. Tell your bosses i said it was ok, hell you can even convince them to pay you for it (if you figure out how to do that let me know). I haven't taken a vacation or sick day in a couple years and figured the stress of life needed an extra day off. That combined with everyone i know is throwing a party this weekend ( i have 3 to go to). All that drinking at my age will definately need an day off to recover.i just got home, and i'll be cracking a beer as soon as it's cold enough. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i leave to work for almost a week and we're one page past where i started.....i used to have to catch up 10 pages if i was gone more than a day. Wow you boys disappoint me. I'm back for a couple days, i have a long weekend. I'm calling monday "melissa day" feel free to take it off work as well. Tell your bosses i said it was ok, hell you can even convince them to pay you for it (if you figure out how to do that let me know). I haven't taken a vacation or sick day in a couple years and figured the stress of life needed an extra day off. That combined with everyone i know is throwing a party this weekend ( i have 3 to go to). All that drinking at my age will definately need an day off to recover.i just got home, and i'll be cracking a beer as soon as it's cold enough.hi<3 rghi Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Worked most of the weekend and just cracking my first beer of the week. Back to work in less than 12 hours . 7 weeks till Vegas Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 my best advice is, if you are a person who is normally indoors during most of they day, DO NOT spend an entire day outside when it's 95 degrees, in a pool without constantly lathering yourself with sunblock. just because the shit says waterproof, don't believe it Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 my best advice is, if you are a person who is normally indoors during most of they day, DO NOT spend an entire day outside when it's 95 degrees, in a pool without constantly lathering yourself with sunblock. just because the shit says waterproof, don't believe itDid Summer finnally show up in Ontairo? July was brutal in BC we set a record here for most days over 35 at 14 or so. August came and its like early Fall now. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now