Velkro 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 A conversation piece:Would You Rather…be The Trimmer -- a supervillain who flies around shaving random patches of hair off people's heads OR be The Pie Slinger -- a superhero who swoops down from buildings to hit bad guys with coconut cream pies?I'd rather be the Pie Trimmer. JS. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I'd rather be the Pie Trimmer. JS.That's so 23 minutes ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 can i take a lil' bit of both and be the pie trimmer?Fuck you. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Warthogs?Affirmative. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 A conversation piece:Would You Rather…be The Trimmer -- a supervillain who flies around shaving random patches of hair off people's heads OR be The Pie Slinger -- a superhero who swoops down from buildings to hit bad guys with coconut cream pies?Trimmer, it lasts longer and it would be hilarous Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Yeah, i don't want to be 'that dad'...but if things are as seriously unproductive tonite and at his next practise on Tuesday, I may offer to lend a hand, organizing practises.Wait and see.well good luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 oy....I don't even care if matt's team isn't great..losing builds character too, I just want him to be with a coach who will challenge him and help him improve.We'll see how things go tonite.Time to grab the whistle and clipboard? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 202. Not happy, but not displeased. Kind of stagnating still, but really haven't been full force on the diet, so good maintenance is the approach I'm gonna take in looking at it.Hopefully, once I get back from Islamorada this weekend, I can really hunker down and take care of the last 10, but I tell ya, patio drinking in the summer is tough to pass up. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 thanksI loved that your quote still had the wrong time Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 well good luck with that.2nd. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 That's so 23 minutes ago.Fuck you too. I'm still recovering from the veal sammich and the walk back from the SLM. Oh and Tdot > Brampton for variety and women.Saw 2 of those T Rex's on the street. Wouldn't mind giving them a whirl. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Time to grab the whistle and clipboard?Can't this year. My return to slo-pitch is the same night as Matt's soccer. I'm gonna miss half the games as it is.Plus i don't want to be around that many 7 year olds.Next year, however, perhaps. the league stops being co-ed and i think some of the kids who don't really enjoy the game, but are there cause their parents make them, might be gone. It's a consideration. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Fuck you too. I'm still recovering from the veal sammich and the walk back from the SLM. Oh and Tdot > Brampton for variety and women.Saw 2 of those T Rex's on the street. Wouldn't mind giving them a whirl.not denying it. but i have no idea what these T Rex's of which you speak are. Link to post Share on other sites
goldie79 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Edit- This update is for Jeffrey. He misses them.I'm quitting the RHPT, its worse than Pokerstars. Bitches have no respect for my play. I'm tired of people quoting **** they heard/saw on TV. I don't care if Phil Ivey raised with that hand, you are not Phil Ivey. And for the people that have no idea how to play, if I raise, get the **** out of the way, calling stations.I drank way too many doubles last night. Doesn't hurt knowing the bartender. And on that front, bartender (Amber - CG's sister), was very happy to see me, but being a PSYCHO chick, she kept going on and on about her ex-fiance and how she wants to get back together. Me and her have talked about hooking up but she's afraid how her sister would react and now she wants to wait for her ex before she starts seeing other guys again. Psycho. So I moved my game to the other waitress, Ashley, 22.Ex-poker dealer, niiiiiice. Has a boyfriend of 5 years, not so nice. She told me the guy is such a loser though and he gets super jealous of her around other guys. The guy checks in on her every hour and sometimes "stops" in. She isn't so lady like when she's drinking, belches and talks about how your **** is supposed to come out S-shaped. Wow. Awesome.Her friend is also an ex-poker dealer from the casino, single, high maintenance type. She wanted to add me to her facebook? What's with that? What happened to phone numbers and stuff? "You're cute, can I add you to facebook?" **** I'm old.Well after CG (Jenn) found out I was at the pub, talking to the 3 girls, she makes the trek up and hangs out. This pub is so dead every night, it has its few regulars and once poker is done, no one stays, except me. So yeah with her arrival, Amber (sister) stopped talking to me and Ashley had to leave because her bf was getting mad. That's about all that happened. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Anyone think Alan got ambushed by the wannabe gangsters? Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Runnings 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 East > West.Simply not true. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Simply not true.hey....we didn't wake up to four inches of snow this morning.In fact, it's probably the hottest day of the year, 29 Cthat's about 84 F Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Bye Suckers.I'm sure Nik and Scott will keep you guys posted on our shenanigans if there are any.Puppy, enjoy fishing. Step away from the sake.Everyone else have a great weekend. Well, except you cause you I will see on Saturday. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Well after CG (Jenn) found out I was at the pub, talking to the 3 girls, she makes the trek up and hangs out. This pub is so dead every night, it has its few regulars and once poker is done, no one stays, except me. So yeah with her arrival, Amber (sister) stopped talking to me and Ashley had to leave because her bf was getting mad. That's about all that happened.I see a bunch of playing around! Jesus!No point in playing at it. Git-One-of-em-Done!js! Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Can't this year. My return to slo-pitch is the same night as Matt's soccer. I'm gonna miss half the games as it is.Plus i don't want to be around that many 7 year olds.Tough being around that many people of superior intelligence isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Matt's first soccer game of the year is tonight and i'm not encouraged by his coaches.oy....Coming from a guy who has no children of his own...I'd be a bit concerned too. There's nothing wrong with losing (even though repeatedly losing gets discouraging), but I wouldn't be too excited about my kid being on a team where he won't learn much. At that age, I'd simply hope he had coaches that could offer enough knowledge to help him learn and keep him interested in the game. Winning isn't everything, but not winning and not learning anything makes it rather pointless outisde of the exercise factor. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 not denying it. but i have no idea what these T Rex's of which you speak are.Both the ones I saw were Lime green. Kind of reminded my of my Green Machine as a kid. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Cubs are in Atlanta June 8. JS.No adding potential trips to your schedule, that's a rule. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Bye Suckers.I'm sure Nik and Scott will keep you guys posted on our shenanigans if there are any.I call shenanigans that there will be no shenanigans Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I would be the Pie Slinger, because, if I was the Trimmer, then obviously, I'd be a bad guy, and potentially take a coconut cream pie in the face, and I don't like coconut.(for some reason, that just came out in my head in Mitch Hedberg's voice, too.)It was sort of Mitch Hedberg-esque. Link to post Share on other sites
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