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Well, if I did look at Megan's friend after she allegedly spill and said, "It's ok, it's probably cause all women are stupid," that was probably my inspiration.I think I did tell the story about last year when we were playing a poker game in a bar, and two girls came up, one who just separated from the bartender, and her friend, a 2-star, and the friend was kinda eyeing me, and she made some comment about how wierd men were, to which I responded "No, actually, it's women who are psychotic, and men just try to find one whose level of psychosis is managable for them."Apparently, she didn't appreciate my theory. The guys I was playing poker with thought I was an idiot. I said, hey, I can't bang her and still take all your money at the same time.
I don't remember that story, but I definitely like it. It's not reach-around worthy, but good nonetheless.
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I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

Happy Fourth of July to those that celebrate. I have a couple of Angus steaks marinating in K.C.Masterpiece Steakhouse blend as I type. That will go with a shrimp cocktail, twice baked potato and corn

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Well, while this would be the perfect opportunity to pull that off, I'm afraid I probably won't have the sack to do that in front of both of my sisters.
Fair enough. You'll always be my bodyguard, Keats.Can any woman in here please explain to me why you would stay in an abusive (verbal, not physical) relationship that you have admitted is causing you to hate your life? Anybody? I have a friend who's in such a relationship, yet insists that she wants to work it out. It's driving me insane, mostly because I have to hear about it when things aren't working, and that gets goddamn annoying.
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Well, while this would be the perfect opportunity to pull that off, I'm afraid I probably won't have the sack to do that in front of both of my sisters.
You're going to wish you hadn't made that comment.
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Fair enough. You'll always be my bodyguard, Keats.Can any woman in here please explain to me why you would stay in an abusive (verbal, not physical) relationship that you have admitted is causing you to hate your life? Anybody? I have a friend who's in such a relationship, yet insists that she wants to work it out. It's driving me insane, mostly because I have to hear about it when things aren't working, and that gets goddamn annoying.
You're the nice guy. It always seems that way. I've never understood it, either.
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Fair enough. You'll always be my bodyguard, Keats.Can any woman in here please explain to me why you would stay in an abusive (verbal, not physical) relationship that you have admitted is causing you to hate your life? Anybody? I have a friend who's in such a relationship, yet insists that she wants to work it out. It's driving me insane, mostly because I have to hear about it when things aren't working, and that gets goddamn annoying.
She'd rather live in hell than alone. I'm going with psycho in this case. Genuinely fucked in the head.
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I am out for now...driving to Cleveland tonight for training in the morning.I will try to pop back on when I get to my room so nobody worries.... :club: Here is what the office rented for me to drive!!!!xtr_07_l_s_ew3.png

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You're going to wish you hadn't made that comment.
If you don't have enough sack for your sisters, I'm sure I do.-Tim Fryer
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You're the nice guy. It always seems that way. I've never understood it, either.
What does being the nice guy have to do with how you perceive somebody else's verbally abusive relationship? Isn't a bad relationship a bad relationship no matter who's looking at it?
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You're the nice guy. It always seems that way. I've never understood it, either.
Luckily this isn't a Pretty In Pink situation, and I'm not at all interested in her. I just worry...and, to be selfish, get really tired of hearing the same story over and over again.
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She'd rather live in hell than alone. I'm going with psycho in this case. Genuinely fucked in the head.
See. No one ever listens to me. All Psycho.-Norm.
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Why would anyone want to go spend that much time chasing one ball around 18 holes when you can stay home and chase 2 around 1?Productive day. Opened bank accounts, got our auto insurance set up here (it's more expensive here, go figure), and got our driver's licenses. Drinking has commenced.
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She'd rather live in hell than alone. I'm going with psycho in this case. Genuinely fucked in the head.
As sad as it is to admit, you're probably right.Maybe she'll figure it out for herself soon.Thanks.
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What does being the nice guy have to do with how you perceive somebody else's verbally abusive relationship? Isn't a bad relationship a bad relationship no matter who's looking at it?
If you were an asshole and treated a girl that way, would you notice that someone else's relationship was bad, or would you think that was normal?If you were an asshole and treated a girl that way, would she then go and look to you for sympathy that someone was treating her the same way?
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Productive day. Opened bank accounts, got our auto insurance set up here (it's more expensive here, go figure), and got our driver's licenses. Drinking has commenced.
Good god, you're well ahead of me in the "getting things set up in a new town" department and I've been here for over a month.
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If you were an asshole and treated a girl that way, would you notice that someone else's relationship was bad, or would you think that was normal?If you were an asshole and treated a girl that way, would she then go and look to you for sympathy that someone was treating her the same way?
I see your points. I guess I just assume that it would be easier to see it in somebody else's relationship, rather than your own. I've even experienced that with less intense issues. I've noticed things about other peoples' relationships that I was oblivious to in my own. But I really have no basis for a physically or verbally abusive relationship, since I've never been involved in one.
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Good god, you're well ahead of me in the "getting things set up in a new town" department and I've been here for over a month.
Not slacking very much for having this week off, am i? I promise to do nothing productive tomorrow.
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I see your points. I guess I just assume that it would be easier to see it in somebody else's relationship, rather than your own. I've even experienced that with less intense issues. I've noticed things about other peoples' relationships that I was oblivious to in my own. But I really have no basis for a physically or verbally abusive relationship, since I've never been involved in one.
Yeah, sheep really can't be very verbally abusive. Sorry, i just couldn't resist.
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If that's not a picture of a hot-dog car, I'm going to be very disappointed.
It's pretty close.
As sad as it is to admit, you're probably right.Maybe she'll figure it out for herself soon.Thanks.
I'm sorry to be so short about it. Amy's gf is moving out and Amy is heartbroken AGAIN. I wasn't able to be very sympathetic. I am just glad Amy isn't kicked out of her own place under threat of violence.
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I'm sorry to be so short about it. Amy's gf is moving out and Amy is heartbroken AGAIN. I wasn't able to be very sympathetic. I am just glad Amy isn't kicked out of her own place under threat of violence.
No need to apologize, you're 100% correct. It's just weird, because for the longest time I looked up to her, and it's kinda unsettling to see the chinks in the armor of a person you have always held in such a high regard. Meh. I've told her how I felt about the situation (she asked), and she knows what I think she should do. The ball's in her court.
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Yeah, sheep really can't be very verbally abusive. Sorry, i just couldn't resist.
Hey, did your house ever sell? Are you going to be up here again anytime soon? Maybe we can meet for the drink that we never got a chance to the week before you left.
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I think I might buy an XBOX 360, any advice on games?Guitar Hero is a must?
Dead Rising is a lot of fun. I've heard Gears of War is fun. Guitar Hero is pretty addictive. Halo 3 is going to be pretty sick when it comes out, I played the alpha test at the house of a buddy I have that works for Microsoft. That's about the extent of my 360 experience.
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I had never heard of them until I saw them open for Lily Allen, where I instantly fell in love not only with the lead singer, but also both of the backup singers.I'm a passionate, passionate man.
Haha, and adorable too.I'm out. I said to myself that I'm not gonna get on the thread tonight but, well, I think we can all agree that I suck so maybe I'll see all you bitches later but hopefully not.
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