JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 i just imagined Jewel singing that song...i'm not gonna lie, got me a little aroused...HOWEVER, not as aroused as hitting my second ever ROYAL, BABY!Sometimes when you are in position in a limit game with a flush draw it is a good idea to raise the flop. 9 times out of 10 the initial bettor will just call, and then check the turn. If you hit your flush draw, bet out again, if you didn't then you got to see the river for 1BB instead of a call on the flop for 1 SB and then another 1BB on the turn for 1.5BB, thus saving you .5BB. I am not saying that you didn't know that, but when you flop a hand like you did with the nut flush and straight draw this would be the perfect time to raise for a free card or if you hit your draw make more money on the flop.Im new, so I didn't know how advanced you were, Just saying. Link to post Share on other sites
FYP 10 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 nice handFYP Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sometimes when you are in position in a limit game with a flush draw it is a good idea to raise the flop. 9 times out of 10 the initial bettor will just call, and then check the turn. If you hit your flush draw, bet out again, if you didn't then you got to see the river for 1BB instead of a call on the flop for 1 SB and then another 1BB on the turn for 1.5BB, thus saving you .5BB. I am not saying that you didn't know that, but when you flop a hand like you did with the nut flush and straight draw this would be the perfect time to raise for a free card or if you hit your draw make more money on the flop.Im new, so I didn't know how advanced you were, Just saying.shut the fuck upyou don't know me well enough to open your mouth.you don't have the fucking courtesy to answer a simple question like Who the fuck are you and you expect to get up all in here like you know us?You don't know me, motherfucka Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 FYPLOL, no Jeff, I was trying to help. He should have raised the flop, I am a limit specialist.shut the fuck upyou don't know me well enough to open your mouth.you don't have the ****ing courtesy to answer a simple question like Who the **** are you and you expect to get up all in here like you know us?You don't know me, mother****aI'm just trying to help out. You missed a value raise, but next time you won't. Now you can make more $$$, isn't that what you wanted? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 LOL, no Jeff, I was trying to help. He should have raised the flop, I am a limit specialist.I'm just trying to help out. You missed a value raise, but next time you won't. Now you can make more $$$, isn't that what you wanted?oh...you're a SPECIALIST...why didn't you say so....STFU Link to post Share on other sites
pupsamazingwife 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 LOL, no Jeff, I was trying to help. He should have raised the flop, I am a limit specialist.go away you stinky fucktard.in the words of K8e:(click to view) Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 oh...you're a SPECIALIST...why didn't you say so....STFUI'm sorry, I thought you liked money...Keep flat calling with a Royal Flush draw in position, heads up, in a limit game. Good luck out there sport. Link to post Share on other sites
FYP 10 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I've already anwered the questions on page one. For some reason I'm not that good with people so I had to make a new account. You may remember me as Petora.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I'm sorry, I thought you liked money...Keep flat calling with a Royal Flush draw in position, heads up, in a limit game. Good luck out there sport.why are you still here? glutton for punishment? Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 This post, as well as the Funnoog response, both deserved more e-validation than they received.QFMFT! Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 why are you still here? glutton for punishment?Sorry man, I just wanted to help. I thought this was a place to help people... My mistake I guess.(Im not saying you suck. Im also not saying you don't suck, but yeah, anyway) I just wanted to help to get you some value with a monster hand like that in limit and in position. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Sorry man, I just wanted to help. I thought this was a place to help people... My mistake I guess.(Im not saying you suck. Im also not saying you don't suck, but yeah, anyway) I just wanted to help to get you some value with a monster hand like that in limit and in position.i don't care. go away. and what gives you the idea this is a place to help people. Does this look like strat to you?? Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I'm sorry, I thought you liked money...Keep flat calling with a Royal Flush draw in position, heads up, in a limit game. Good luck out there sport.This isn't strat and Jeff didn't ask for an opinion about the hand. It's pretty fucking lame to give unsolicited advise to complete strangers. btw, we have some LHE specialist around here so if he had a question he would have asked.keep climbing that ladder of douchedom you petrified pussy chalk chewing mountain slug. Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I like to keep climbing that ladder of douchedom because I am a petrified pussy chalk chewing mountain slug.OK...but keep it to yourself? Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 OK...but keep it to yourself?are u just a glutton for punishment or what Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Evening all. Serious post.Jeffrey, I'm real sorry to hear about this. Best wishes for Melissa and her roommate. It's good of you to be there for her.We met Negreanu,Tis true, tis trueBut you know we wishedYou'd been there tooBut what's better than meetingone famous poker pro?Well meeting two of courseLike Miss IdahoBut Alan dipped his wick, then some posts got vileWhiskey was a dick,and Cindy's left for a whileBut maybe if our postshadn't been so scathing and roughCindy would introduce usto Neverwin and Druff I do, too. Damnit. Can I be the beeerains giver? I'll give 5 beeerains per day to employees in exchange for a paycheck, helath insurance, room and board. Greg, you can use the offer of one of the 5 daily beeerains sessions to motivate your employees.If that's not incentive to work, I don't know what is.i'm just not as adventurous as most of youJohn hacked into another account obviously.Henry...hotel room is booked...$80 of your funny looking money.Sweeeeeet!was this post for Ben?bwahahahaDefending Champs Carolina fall in overtime to Buffalo.3-2Dude, the Panthers didn't win the Super Bowl last year, and Da Bears play Buffalo this week. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 So the Army is in Strat now? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Herrofruck you! Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Good Morning... FU!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 skip the movie, go straight to bed...you'll thank me in the morningSo Napolean Dynamite was kinda cute. Then I watched The Importance of Being Ernest (I Colin Firth!). What this means is that I stayed up way too late and now I am tired. I did get a lot of laundry folded, though.Hey, I didn't get you sick did i?July is not cold and flu season.Is there an over/under for this? I'll take Friday night/Sat morning around 2am when Alan is 12 beers in and wants to play a littleYeah, I see him weakening in a drunken state. He does all kinds of crazy things when he's drunk.i just imagined Jewel singing that song...i'm not gonna lie, got me a little aroused...HOWEVER, not as aroused as hitting my second ever ROYAL, BABY!WooHoooo! I've never hit a royal in Hold 'em.Mourning.oh...you're a SPECIALIST...why didn't you say so....STFUBRAD!!!!go away you stinky fucktard.in the words of K8e:(click to view)I know it's soooo wrong, but I always smile when I watch this video clip. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 She asks me whyI'm just a hairy guyI'm hairy noon and nightHair that's a frightI'm hairy high and lowDon't ask me whyDon't knowIt's not for lack of breakLike the Grateful DeadDarling Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Hm, maybe i should vote next month:"The marijuana initiative now has a ballot number! We are officially Question 7, so all the Nevadans who believe that our current marijuana laws are a failure and that marijuana should be taxed and regulated will be voting "yes" on Question 7 this November 7th. C'mon, lucky seven!"Cool!!!Is there an over/under for this? I'll take Friday night/Sat morning around 2am when Alan is 12 beers in and wants to play a littleUnder, he's a lightweight and will be drunk by midnight you know I'm kidding Alani just imagined Jewel singing that song...i'm not gonna lie, got me a little aroused...HOWEVER, not as aroused as hitting my second ever ROYAL, BABY!Sweet Hand!!Happy Thursday Army, Didn't make it to the Neg-O last night as I was playing in the bar league…Alan - I didn't see where he called me a "dude"Everyone else FUDay 11 of 12 woohoooooooo I can see the light…. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted October 5, 2006 Author Share Posted October 5, 2006 She asks me whyI'm just a hairy guyI'm hairy noon and nightHair that's a frightI'm hairy high and lowDon't ask me whyDon't knowIt's not for lack of breakLike the Grateful DeadDarlingBroadway? Okay, time to make-up my face and put on shoes. Ooooh, I almost forgot:Fuck You! (You know who you are!!)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dio has rocked for a long, long time,Now it's time for him to pass the torch.He has songs of wildebeests and angels,He has soared on the wings of a demon.It's time to pass the torch,You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.We're takin' you to a home,But we will sing a song about you. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 FUCKYOU Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 For whoever is boredFind the word that fits the definitions below when it's 1) a whole word and 2)divided into two wordsWhole word: assignmentTwo words: unmarried woman electrically charged atom Link to post Share on other sites
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