Nikki_N 17 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....Wow, I can't decide wether I want to bone you or go with you to the casino followed by a strip clubgo with option 2 because that should lead to option one.Smart man. Norm has taught you well :wink:That one was on my own.So, you wanna play poker in the strip club with me? Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I woke up this morning to a banging on the door. Naturally, I made my sure-to-be hungover roomate answer it. He opens the door and a friend threw a shirt at him. He said, "Dude, you are in so much trouble.' My roomate has no idea what he's talking about, because he doesn't remember last night."Julie's never talking to you again. You pissed all over her floor and all over her walls last night. You ruined her books and her clothes." Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....Question for the girls.. What time of the month do you start going insane?I go insane a little more than a week and a half before "that time" starts.. Usually a couple of days after I apply my 3rd patch of the month to my ass.. Just wondering.. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....A man trapped in a woman's body! haha! Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 MorningLesson #1 learned today, NEVER and I repeat NEVER ask my husband for directions to ANYWHERE.Lesson #2, suede shoes don't hold up well in snow and rain.Lesson #3, gas station coffee really isn't that bad. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....Wow, I can't decide wether I want to bone you or go with you to the casino followed by a strip clubgo with option 2 because that should lead to option one.Smart man. Norm has taught you well :wink:That one was on my own.So, you wanna play poker in the strip club with me?well first it would probably end up in pokher, but assume for the moment we played the card game....i think i'd lose from sensory overload. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....Wow, I can't decide wether I want to bone you or go with you to the casino followed by a strip clubI was actually thinking of playing poker in a strip club with nikki.With NIN playing on the system, Jackie Chan movie on the big screen and eating junk food while drinking tokyo teas! haha Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I woke up this morning to a banging on the door. Naturally, I made my sure-to-be hungover roomate answer it. He opens the door and a friend threw a shirt at him. He said, "Dude, you are in so much trouble.' My roomate has no idea what he's talking about, because he doesn't remember last night."Julie's never talking to you again. You pissed all over her floor and all over her walls last night. You ruined her books and her clothes."OMG - There is alot more to this story and I want to hear it! I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....Question for the girls.. What time of the month do you start going insane?I go insane a little more than a week and a half before "that time" starts.. Usually a couple of days after I apply my 3rd patch of the month to my ass.. Just wondering..I can speak for my wife when I say its the 2 or 3 days before she actually starts that she is a royal fucktard bitch. Once she actually starts its all OK Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry and horny. Does this make me a man? I also like hardcore porn where the girl is literally gagging on cock. I'm certain my anatomy is that of a girl and I definitely go insane at least once a month, but I like Jackie Chan movies, porn, junk food, and poker. Hmmm.....Question for the girls.. What time of the month do you start going insane?I go insane a little more than a week and a half before "that time" starts.. Usually a couple of days after I apply my 3rd patch of the month to my ass.. Just wondering..I don't go insane. I don't really have problems with PMS. If I start feeling a little bitchy, I usually over compensate and start being extremely nice. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i had sex in front of a stranger's house the other nighti had sex in our basements "secret room" while there was a 100+ person party at my fraternity house, got brains in the DJ booth in the middle of a big party also.i had sex......oh wait nevermindWe're talking about with another person! haha!LOLSee John, you'll find out on your own, or you can listen to me! heheyou just have to pop the cherry.Women breed women.I've been after ashleigh for awhile, and all the girls that hang out at olive's knew that. ;)Once i've had her, and everyone knows it, other girls make their moves.Lisa W asked me to her xmas party tomorrow. I'll go. but just gotta make sure Ashleigh never knows this. This is an advanced move. it'll come to you!Women sniff success! That seems to be the way things work. Women smell single guys and it repells. Women smell unavailable and it attracts....Such a screwed up game they play.Yes, it is! ;)There are variations, as you read in my posts in the first thread.But oh how so true this is.I got a buddy George, he bought himself a wedding ring. he wears it when we go out, and he gets so much more action than anything it's unbelievable.I can't sink to this level, but it works for him! ;)All you have to do is break that barrier you have. And believe me, it's a self imposed barrier. And the whole world opens up.Confidence breeds confidence! You can DO EEEEET!I got one I'm not using I could ship down to you.JS Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 MorningLesson #1 learned today, NEVER and I repeat NEVER ask my husband for directions to ANYWHERE.Lesson #2, suede shoes don't hold up well in snow and rain.Lesson #3, gas station coffee really isn't that bad.good afternoon from the east coast Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I woke up this morning to a banging on the door. Naturally, I made my sure-to-be hungover roomate answer it. He opens the door and a friend threw a shirt at him. He said, "Dude, you are in so much trouble.' My roomate has no idea what he's talking about, because he doesn't remember last night."Julie's never talking to you again. You pissed all over her floor and all over her walls last night. You ruined her books and her clothes."Now THAT my friends is a PARTEEEEEEEE! Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 hello cindy Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 MorningNearly afternoon now hun, but regardless. ... Good morning my most beautifulist angel faced cutsie wootsie doll baby :-D too much? yea i made up some words along the way too Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 nikki and idaho, i need your email addy's. pm me.penis shots? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 MorningNearly afternoon now hun, but regardless. ... Good morning my most beautifulist angel faced cutsie wootsie doll baby :-D too much? yea i made up some words along the way tooGood afternoon sweetie pie love muffin. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I got one I'm not using I could ship down to you.JSThat's ok my good man, i've avoided it this long! hehe Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 MorningNearly afternoon now hun, but regardless. ... Good morning my most beautifulist angel faced cutsie wootsie doll baby :-D too much? yea i made up some words along the way tooGood afternoon sweetie pie love muffin. :wink:now we need the pic of the guy puking all over himself. Link to post Share on other sites
Miss J 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 can i join, work is so slow. i'm contemplating downloading UltimateBet.is that wrong to do at work? gambling at work....is it wrong? Link to post Share on other sites
goldie79 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm back, read part deux.Mini Trip Report (no pictures)Friday Dec 16/05We departed the lovely shithole city of Prince George, BC at 6:00am, the weather was cold, frickin cold. Windshield wiper fluid wasn't working (frozen). We arrived in Hope, BC (Rambo was filmed here) and the wipers worked here. It was warm and sunny. We headed towards Vancouver, traffic was crazy and we found the tattoo shop, made an appointment and headed to the hotel. This hotel is old, but I got a good deal, king suite w/kitchenette, $360/night for 80/nt. We went shopping, spent lots, ate dinner.SaturdayWent shopping on Robson Street. Went to the hockey game. Awesome seats, bad outcome (lost 5-4 in OT). Ate dinner.SundayWent to visit gf's grandmother. Waited at the ferry. Ate dinner.MondayWent shopping, went to get her tattoo, went to hockey game (canucks vs kings). I traded my tickets for Wednesday night's game with a scalper. We get in, sit down and some guy in a tie comes over. He looked official, first thing in my mind was these tickets were no good. "I'm in a bind," he says, "I just recieved a phone call from a contestant who was supposed to take part in the $10,000 shootout in the 2nd intermission, and I was wondering if you could help me out.""No problem, sign me up, as long as don't have to wear a stupid helmet.""Just have to wear the t-shirt.""Deal."Now, I am thinking in my head about 18,000 people watching me, I hate crowds, etc. So I sat in my seat counting down the time until the 2nd intermission. I went out on the ice.Here's the setup. I get 3 shots, one from 3 different spots on the ice.First shot from the hash marks (20' out), open net, for $60 gift card.Second shot from first blue line (64' out), 3 holes (a bit bigger than the puck), for $600 gift card.Third shot from the far blue line (114' out), 1 hole, for $10,000 gift card.So I line up for the first shot remembering the guy on Saturday missed this shot, I make it no problem. $60.I head to the 2nd shot, figure it's gonna be tough, I can't see the hole and the ice hasn't been re-surfaced yet. So I shoot, and the crowd goes wild. I put that one in. $600.I can't believe I made that one, get to the third shot, and the net looks so small and I have to put the puck in that hole from 114'. No one has even hit the net from here this year, I needed to hit this one hard to even make it there. Shoot. Watch it. Crowd starts roaring, DINNNNNNNNNNNG. Hits the post. At least I hit the net. Oh well $600 richer.Canucks lost in the shoot-out. Went shopping, ate dinner.TuesdayChecked out, shopping, drove. Roads were terrible, freezing rain, snow, etc. WednesdayFound out I need to make a deposit ASAP on FCP to play in the free-rolls. And now there's a new thread. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 can i join, work is so slow. i'm contemplating downloading UltimateBet.is that wrong to do at work? gambling at work....is it wrong?WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????????*looks at name of poster*ErrrHey, whats up? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 welcome back scott, nice score, free $600 = +EV Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Oh well $600 richer.Way to represent Scotts every where! Link to post Share on other sites
Miss J 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 can i join, work is so slow. i'm contemplating downloading UltimateBet.is that wrong to do at work? gambling at work....is it wrong?WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?????????rude. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 can i join, work is so slow. i'm contemplating downloading UltimateBet.is that wrong to do at work? gambling at work....is it wrong?WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?????????rude. :shock:Yea ok you really have to go now, its not working out. Trust me you will not make it in here, but thanks for stopping in Link to post Share on other sites
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