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I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

Happy Fourth of July to those that celebrate. I have a couple of Angus steaks marinating in K.C.Masterpiece Steakhouse blend as I type. That will go with a shrimp cocktail, twice baked potato and corn

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A buddy of mine is having a home game tonight. I have no idea what to expect from this. I'm guessing I'll know 2-3 guys, but not sure who all is playing.I have no idea if he knows anything about running a game or not.
Sounds like fun.On a related note, the poker room at the boat opened today. Seemed to be pretty busy (only 3 tables). I know earlier in the day they had a 1/2 NL, a 5/10, and a 10/20, but had trouble keeping the 10/20 game going. When I left, all 3 tables were NL, 2 1/2's and one 2/5.They're already looking to expand to 6 tables by the end of March and want to start training new dealers. Still not sure if I'm interested. I would've said no but with this last rebid I lost having weekends off and don't really like my new schedule all that much, so I may try to switch to poker.
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Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FMLWorking all day tomorrow, might be on late tomorrow. Night all.

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Sounds like fun.On a related note, the poker room at the boat opened today. Seemed to be pretty busy (only 3 tables). I know earlier in the day they had a 1/2 NL, a 5/10, and a 10/20, but had trouble keeping the 10/20 game going. When I left, all 3 tables were NL, 2 1/2's and one 2/5.They're already looking to expand to 6 tables by the end of March and want to start training new dealers. Still not sure if I'm interested. I would've said no but with this last rebid I lost having weekends off and don't really like my new schedule all that much, so I may try to switch to poker.
do it!!!!
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FMLWorking all day tomorrow, might be on late tomorrow. Night all.
that site is great!!!
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Morning....I don't really get today's joke:Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery

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Morning....I don't really get today's joke:Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery
farm aid, no?
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Morning....I don't really get today's joke:Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery
It's not funny. Maybe that's why you don't get it.So, today, it's "Pajama Day" at Raist's school. I had to tell him that he needed to wear boxer briefs or tightie whities with his jammie pants, not his regular boxers. I told him, "your junk needs to be contained." Someday we won't have to have these conversations. I hope it's soon.
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farm aid, no?
nothing......Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
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GAME TIME! HOO!Growing up watching Jordan and the Bulls, this will always be the first thing I think of when somebody asks that. I realize I have problems.
No shit. And I always respond accordingly, and I always get that "WTF" look?
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nothing......
Knowing what Farm Aid is doesn't make it funnier. No worries.Oh and congrats to E officially here in the thread. I wanna know how he pulled that off accidentally with only one nut.
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Fuck I'm tired.Final tabled a 90man last night. Problem was one of the players kept disconnecting. Since it was the final table they'd give him 4 mins to reconnect he would and then disconnect, and the cycle would start over. It took us over 45 mins to get through one blind level. Brutal. Had a huge chip lead but finished 3rd when my 99<33. Then my A9 could chase down 55. Running well lately, but wish Stars would stop have me lose my pocket pair vs pocket pair hands when I have the bigger pair. Happened about 5-6 times last night.

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Knowing what Farm Aid is doesn't make it funnier. No worries.Oh and congrats to E officially here in the thread. I wanna know how he pulled that off accidentally with only one nut.
wait, what?
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Knowing what Farm Aid is doesn't make it funnier. No worries.Oh and congrats to E officially here in the thread. I wanna know how he pulled that off accidentally with only one nut.
They only need 1 in Iowa
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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery
I'm not saying it's funny, but I'll explain it more...As well as the farm aid, as others explained, there's an old, old joke that goes...Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where the fuck is my tractor?So, they assume that everyone knows that joke, but give the dumn farm aid answer instead as if the curve ball would be funny.
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If you don't read Hot Clicks on SI's website, I felt I should pass along this link. It's pretty fucking hilarious. The premise is simple - people post brief stories about shitty stuff that happens in their life. Fuck My Life
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Home game last night...7 guys, never played with any of them. Terrible blind structure. 1000 in chips, 10/20, 25/50, 50/100, 100/200, 200/400....up every 15 mins. Bad enough, but they were pretty slow, never knew when to act, watched too much TV and had to think about every hand....but good/fun guys.1st $20 game. 25/50 blinds. AA in EP, raise to 200, 1 caller and both blinds call. 568 with 2 hearts. Check, check, I bet 500 (leaving me ~450), call (leaving him about 400), both blinds fold. J on turn, non heart. He bets 200, which I should have just known he hit something there instead I think he has AJ or a heart draw, I go all in. He calls and shows J5. Awesome, calls 500 with bottom pair. The game was over in 1h40min...yea, not a crap shoot there or anything.2nd $10 game. I played well, made a few good folds, a few good calls. Got heads up with just about even stacks. Most boring heads up ever. There was never a raise post fold. Neither of us were hitting anything at the same time and he was just getting better cards. I think the heads up took as long as the rest of the game.

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Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the **** up!". FML

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