renaedawn 1 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Yes. Chocolate velvet?Yep, something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 When are you coming back?Not sure yet....just sayin Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Local casino again tomorrow, I think. It owes me some cards after the $5/$10 debacle last time. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 A buddy of mine is having a home game tonight. I have no idea what to expect from this. I'm guessing I'll know 2-3 guys, but not sure who all is playing.I have no idea if he knows anything about running a game or not.Sounds like fun.On a related note, the poker room at the boat opened today. Seemed to be pretty busy (only 3 tables). I know earlier in the day they had a 1/2 NL, a 5/10, and a 10/20, but had trouble keeping the 10/20 game going. When I left, all 3 tables were NL, 2 1/2's and one 2/5.They're already looking to expand to 6 tables by the end of March and want to start training new dealers. Still not sure if I'm interested. I would've said no but with this last rebid I lost having weekends off and don't really like my new schedule all that much, so I may try to switch to poker. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Congrats Erik. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FMLWorking all day tomorrow, might be on late tomorrow. Night all. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Sounds like fun.On a related note, the poker room at the boat opened today. Seemed to be pretty busy (only 3 tables). I know earlier in the day they had a 1/2 NL, a 5/10, and a 10/20, but had trouble keeping the 10/20 game going. When I left, all 3 tables were NL, 2 1/2's and one 2/5.They're already looking to expand to 6 tables by the end of March and want to start training new dealers. Still not sure if I'm interested. I would've said no but with this last rebid I lost having weekends off and don't really like my new schedule all that much, so I may try to switch to poker.do it!!!! Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FMLWorking all day tomorrow, might be on late tomorrow. Night all.that site is great!!! Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Morning....I don't really get today's joke:Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery Link to post Share on other sites
booyaga 0 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Morning....I don't really get today's joke:Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machineryfarm aid, no? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Morning....I don't really get today's joke:Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machineryIt's not funny. Maybe that's why you don't get it.So, today, it's "Pajama Day" at Raist's school. I had to tell him that he needed to wear boxer briefs or tightie whities with his jammie pants, not his regular boxers. I told him, "your junk needs to be contained." Someday we won't have to have these conversations. I hope it's soon. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 farm aid, no?nothing......Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 It's not funny. Maybe that's why you don't get it.bingo Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 GAME TIME! HOO!Growing up watching Jordan and the Bulls, this will always be the first thing I think of when somebody asks that. I realize I have problems.No shit. And I always respond accordingly, and I always get that "WTF" look? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 nothing......Knowing what Farm Aid is doesn't make it funnier. No worries.Oh and congrats to E officially here in the thread. I wanna know how he pulled that off accidentally with only one nut. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Fuck I'm tired.Final tabled a 90man last night. Problem was one of the players kept disconnecting. Since it was the final table they'd give him 4 mins to reconnect he would and then disconnect, and the cycle would start over. It took us over 45 mins to get through one blind level. Brutal. Had a huge chip lead but finished 3rd when my 99<33. Then my A9 could chase down 55. Running well lately, but wish Stars would stop have me lose my pocket pair vs pocket pair hands when I have the bigger pair. Happened about 5-6 times last night. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Knowing what Farm Aid is doesn't make it funnier. No worries.Oh and congrats to E officially here in the thread. I wanna know how he pulled that off accidentally with only one nut.wait, what? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 wait, what?According to his facebook, E has spawned. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Knowing what Farm Aid is doesn't make it funnier. No worries.Oh and congrats to E officially here in the thread. I wanna know how he pulled that off accidentally with only one nut.They only need 1 in Iowa Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machineryI'm not saying it's funny, but I'll explain it more...As well as the farm aid, as others explained, there's an old, old joke that goes...Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where the fuck is my tractor?So, they assume that everyone knows that joke, but give the dumn farm aid answer instead as if the curve ball would be funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 According to his facebook, E has spawned.Explains the PS3. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 If you don't read Hot Clicks on SI's website, I felt I should pass along this link. It's pretty fucking hilarious. The premise is simple - people post brief stories about shitty stuff that happens in their life. Fuck My Life asshole Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Home game last night...7 guys, never played with any of them. Terrible blind structure. 1000 in chips, 10/20, 25/50, 50/100, 100/200, 200/400....up every 15 mins. Bad enough, but they were pretty slow, never knew when to act, watched too much TV and had to think about every hand....but good/fun guys.1st $20 game. 25/50 blinds. AA in EP, raise to 200, 1 caller and both blinds call. 568 with 2 hearts. Check, check, I bet 500 (leaving me ~450), call (leaving him about 400), both blinds fold. J on turn, non heart. He bets 200, which I should have just known he hit something there instead I think he has AJ or a heart draw, I go all in. He calls and shows J5. Awesome, calls 500 with bottom pair. The game was over in 1h40min...yea, not a crap shoot there or anything.2nd $10 game. I played well, made a few good folds, a few good calls. Got heads up with just about even stacks. Most boring heads up ever. There was never a raise post fold. Neither of us were hitting anything at the same time and he was just getting better cards. I think the heads up took as long as the rest of the game. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 They only need 1 in IowaThat explains it. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the **** up!". FML Link to post Share on other sites
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