fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 And no one was the wiser? Very clever.I doubt anyone noticed, because I leave my jacket on in the morning sometimes anyway cause it's cold in here a lot.This shirt is alright...but kinda sucks. I'll probably wash it and leave it in SLF's closet in case it happens again. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 If you don't read Hot Clicks on SI's website, I felt I should pass along this link. It's pretty fucking hilarious. The premise is simple - people post brief stories about shitty stuff that happens in their life. Fuck My Life That's some funny shit. I enjoyed this one: Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Oh.. Well, I just figured as well as Jeff's worked, that they were all real.Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That's some funny shit. I enjoyed this one: Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. Tim and I didn't really enjoy that one. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I like how you can vote either "I agree, your life is f***ed" or "you deserved that one".My fav so far...Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FMLDammit.Ok, my new fav is: Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Cool. Woodys afterwards?Oh, this reminds me. Woody's is OFF the list! those freaking bastards! They no longer have grouper sandwiches. It's now cod or some shit. I took Nancy there on Saturday and the menu looked strange to me. New even. So when I went looking to show her the "World Famous Grouper Sandwich" entry, it wasn't there. When I enquired, rather loudly, I was told "No more grouper!" Fuck Em!The new spot is the "The Friendly Fisherman" on John's pass. Still drinking and sitting on the water, BUT, They have grouper sandwiches! Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBHWO2oJuY...re=channel_pageanti PETA ad from kimmel Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. When I was on top of her, she asked me if it was in yet. I said yes. She sighed. FMLOuch. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Happy Bday OzzySomeone emailed me that FML site a couple weeks ago. Good stuff and some were damn funny.I also laughed more than I should have b/c I say that alot. FML. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FMLdon't drop the soap. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FMLdon't drop the soap.That one's great. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm definitely bookmarking this site. Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FMLToday, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FMLToday, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Weird, the same thing happened to me and I rarely remember dreams.So spill it. Who had given you the okay to just go ahead and blow him? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 This shirt is alright...but kinda sucks. I'll probably wash it and leave it in SLF's closet in case it happens again.And then we can finally start calling her your girlfriend?Also, E, my ipod is thinking about you. It's playing The Doors' 'People Are Strange' right now. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 So spill it. Who had given you the okay to just go ahead and blow him?Funny. Believe it or not, I was the blowee. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Funny. Believe it or not, I was the blowee.So it wasn't Kaiser. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Oh, this reminds me. Woody's is OFF the list! those freaking bastards! They no longer have grouper sandwiches. It's now cod or some shit. I took Nancy there on Saturday and the menu looked strange to me. New even. So when I went looking to show her the "World Famous Grouper Sandwich" entry, it wasn't there. When I enquired, rather loudly, I was told "No more grouper!" Fuck Em!The new spot is the "The Friendly Fisherman" on John's pass. Still drinking and sitting on the water, BUT, They have grouper sandwiches!Awwww, that's too bad. I liked that place. I will always remember it fondly. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 So it wasn't Kaiser.Exactly Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Funny. Believe it or not, I was the blowee.Sweet! Okay, so who did you give the okay to just go ahead and blow you? And did you get woke up right before he/she opened her mouth? Cause I hate that shit. Fucking alarm clocks. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ExactlySomeday you will be the fuckee.And you will like it.Oh yes you will.Because you see, God has a sense of humor. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 And then we can finally start calling her your girlfriend?No. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FMLwhat a braggart. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 No.I think clothes at her house just in case you should ever need to go to work directly from there qualifies. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I think clothes at her house just in case you should ever need to go to work directly from there qualifies.Depends on many factors, including the phone call frequency and whether the Friday night date is implied. Lunch is implied, right the fuck right now. Link to post Share on other sites
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