dolfan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 off the top of my head.SL- Dude, we have to go, we've got a situation here.RF- What's wrong, what happened?SL- I just shartedRF- What? I..I don't know what that means.SL- Dude, I tried to fart and a little shit came out.RF- You are the most disgusting person I know.Same thing I thought of. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I'm tired and i don't feel good. However, on the positive side, i've been chatting with a girl who told me she is going through this whole sexual awakening lately...she had her first lesbian experience and is terribly open about her craving to try new things. She wants to try threesomes and foursomes and all kinds of things.We're going out next week. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 off the top of my head.SL- Dude, we have to go, we've got a situation here.RF- What's wrong, what happened?SL- I just shartedRF- What? I..I don't know what that means.SL- Dude, I tried to fart and a little shit came out.RF- You are the most disgusting person I know.That cracks me up every time! Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I hear John. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I'm tired and i don't feel good. However, on the positive side, i've been chatting with a girl who told me she is going through this whole sexual awakening lately...she had her first lesbian experience and is terribly open about her craving to try new things. She wants to try threesomes and foursomes and all kinds of things.We're going out next week.Niiiiiiice! Congrats Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 dna4ever, rocksquid, lvpro, dolfan, missIdaho, crazyIvan, tall0n, GWCGWC, jeff_536, Ron_Mexico, Keeper, Nikki_N, zimmer4141, Jadaki, VatcheWho the **** are you? Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I hear John.I can't Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I'm tired and i don't feel good. However, on the positive side, i've been chatting with a girl who told me she is going through this whole sexual awakening lately...she had her first lesbian experience and is terribly open about her craving to try new things. She wants to try threesomes and foursomes and all kinds of things.We're going out next week.Setup, hope you enjoy that **** in your ass. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I can't Good, he just told a story about how he had the most horrible time in Atlantic City last week. I think he's pretty pissed at you. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Setup, hope you enjoy that **** in your ass.At this point, i'll take what i can get.What's the etiquette on a reach-around on the first date? Ask first? or just do it? Link to post Share on other sites
crazyIvan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Won a SnG!Now playing some LHE. After flopping a full house, I was beat by quads. That wasn't too cool. Link to post Share on other sites
pupsamazingwife 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I leave Las Vegas at 11:25 pm on the 29th. What time is it? Think we can make the show and I get to the airport on time? I doubt it.. the show is at 8pm and it lasts like 2 and a half hours.. so you wouldnt have very much time! i'm ok with going by myself cause i found one ticket, 2nd row, pretty close to center.. for 70 bucks! now i just need to find the $$ for it!! Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 lvpro wears a size 11 shoe.12 and a half, actually...Sorry if lurking isn't cool. You folks in this thread fascinate me. I've been lurking since just before the end of the first one...I'll disappear again now. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Good, he just told a story about how he had the most horrible time in Atlantic City last week. I think he's pretty pissed at you.Hehe Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Won a SnG!Now playing some LHE. After flopping a full house, I was beat by quads. That wasn't too cool.where you playing. i am home also! I doubt it.. the show is at 8pm and it lasts like 2 and a half hours.. so you wouldnt have very much time! i'm ok with going by myself cause i found one ticket, 2nd row, pretty close to center.. for 70 bucks! now i just need to find the $$ for it!!have your bitch go get it for you! Pimps Up! Ho's Down! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 At this point, i'll take what i can get.What's the etiquette on a reach-around on the first date? Ask first? or just do it?Here's the thing with that. You don't want to be too grabby, but you have to go with the flow of the evening. See who's open, see who is shy. If you are banging a guy in the can, it's just commen courtesy to give em a tug, or at least a jiggle of the balls. I mean come on, be a giver. Don't try the ATM on the first night either. That's wrong. That is totally a second date move. Link to post Share on other sites
crazyIvan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 where you playing. i am home also!have your bitch go get it for you! Pimps Up! Ho's Down!FCP .25/.50 LHE table Glendale Link to post Share on other sites
Keeper 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 long time lurker. made reference to being a government employee many moons ago and was flamed out of the building. Enjoy the humor throughout all the forums.Custom mentioned something about "illegal" activites when I mentioned it, and NO, I still don't work for the IRS.Nice to meet you again, dna.That's who the f' I am... Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Penn State is up by a touchdown. That's quite a feat when you're playing hockey. have your bitch go get it for you! Pimps Up! Ho's Down!I don't think Norm is recognized nearly enough for comments like this. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 You're pregnant! (JK) Come over and we'll snuggle.Not funny! I feel normal now.lvpro wears a size 11 shoe.How do you know this? Why do we need to know?*side note - John sounds different than I imagined. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 FCP .25/.50 LHE table GlendaleGlendale?Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'? Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 12 and a half, actually...Sorry if lurking isn't cool. You folks in this thread fascinate me. I've been lurking since just before the end of the first one...I'll disappear again now. well if you've been lurking for a while... Who the **** are you? Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 long time lurker. made reference to being a government employee many moons ago and was flamed out of the building. Enjoy the humor throughout all the forums.Custom mentioned something about "illegal" activites when I mentioned it, and NO, I still don't work for the IRS.Nice to meet you again, dna.That's who the f' I am...I do remember you!! When you did your introduction I made a stupid pun intended comment that you were a "Keeper".. Yep its still a dumb comment lol Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I'm tired and i don't feel good. However, on the positive side, i've been chatting with a girl who told me she is going through this whole sexual awakening lately...she had her first lesbian experience and is terribly open about her craving to try new things. She wants to try threesomes and foursomes and all kinds of things.We're going out next week.Maybe I'm just being overprotective or overly jealous, but there's something about that that just doesn't add up. I can't put my finger on it but just be careful. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 How do you know this? Why do we need to know?It was a guess, and a bad one at that. Link to post Share on other sites
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