ronnieburger 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 episode: "Peter Peter caviar eater"Stwey: "I say mother this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasnt yet cut itself!"Lois: "Honey i'll be right there"Stewy: "O by all means take your time, O when you do finally get around to it i'll be the one covered in flies with the belly that protrudes HALF WAY TO BLOODY BOSTON!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 dingleberry Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Of all the good family guy quotes out there, you pick that? That's not funny at all. :? Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 yes, very odd choice.I like when quagmire hits on that girl and she tells him shes a transvestite, and he goes Quag: "EWWW!"Quag: "wait, pre-op or post-op?"Man: "pre-op"Quag: "EWWW!" Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 yes, very odd choice.I like when quagmire hits on that girl and she tells him shes a transvestite, and he goes  Quag: "EWWW!"Quag: "wait, pre-op or post-op?"Man: "pre-op"Quag: "EWWW!"I love you chuck. Link to post Share on other sites
hosshughes 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 ? Link to post Share on other sites
MikePatrick 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 How about from the Quagmire rehab episode this season...Quagmire is in the mall security room with all the cameras in women's change rooms, notices a woman having a heart attack, barrells out the door to that room, gets in there, starts pumping her chest, blowing into her mouth, pumping chest, blowing into mouth...she wakes up, she's alive...Women watching him revive her: "Oh my, thank God you know CPR"Quagmire: "What the hell's CPR?" Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 How about from the Quagmire rehab episode this season...Quagmire is in the mall security room with all the cameras in women's change rooms, notices a woman having a heart attack, barrells out the door to that room, gets in there, starts pumping her chest, blowing into her mouth, pumping chest, blowing into mouth...she wakes up, she's alive...Women watching him revive her: "Oh my, thank God you know CPR"Quagmire: "What the hell's CPR?"Classic quote definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 How old are you?1618!!! youre firstMomI like where this is goin.....giggidy, giggidy, gi-gig-dy Link to post Share on other sites
THE_ANDYAA 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I like the one where Stuey is trying to become a cheerleader to hypnotize people, and Quagmire walks into the head cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall."Dear diary: JACKPOT!" Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 "Peter, your excuses are lamer then FDR's legs."[gasps]"Too soon?" Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 "Women are not people. They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment." Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 the box! it could be anything, it could even be a boat! Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I like the one where Stuey is trying to become a cheerleader to hypnotize people, and Quagmire walks into the head cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall."Dear diary: JACKPOT!" Gold Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 From Peter:What are you going to make me do?Whack a guy?Off a guy?Whack off a guy?because I'm married Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Peter: "Brian, look! There's a message in my Alphabits! It says, OOOOOOO!."Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios." Link to post Share on other sites
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