Landon_McFly 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TY Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Drugs or Poker Room. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TYI work at a law firm and have the book Federal Civil Judicial Procedure and Rules right in front of me....but my knowledge about crimial proceedings is a bit more limited....let me know if this helps Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Transporting a sheep across state lines for imoral purposes, again?LEt us in on the problem, man. Clearly you're judgement is screwed anyway as you're looking for a criminal lawyer referall HERE, but at least give us something intresting to read.On the plus side, if things go sideways, Federal time is pretty cushy compared to most state lock ups.SO you've got that going for you. Which is nice. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I know a guy who's a lawyer. A pretty good one too. With more details I'm sure I could get you in contact. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TYOn second thought, it sounds like you killed something/someone. Nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites
GamblinLeaf 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 SO you've got that going for you. Which is nice.Big hitter ... the lama ... Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Big hitter ... the lama ...Long.Hey, Lamma! How about a little something, you know...for the effort? Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Ok....On your death bed you'll receive total concioussness. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 SO you've got that going for you. Which is nice.Big hitter ... the lama ...And to think DN is going to give you $1 for that, you shoudl be ashamed. Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Big hitter ... the lama ...Long.Hey, Lamma! How about a little something, you know...for the effort?--You do drugs jimmy?--Every day--So Whats the problem? Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine79' 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 And there goes the forum....right into the lumberyard Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcCatcher 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TYI work at a law firm and have the book Federal Civil Judicial Procedure and Rules right in front of me....but my knowledge about crimial proceedings is a bit more limited....let me know if this helpsDude, if you do not have a license to practice law do not give legal advice. You could either be sued, or haled into court for the unauthorized practice of law. Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TYI work at a law firm and have the book Federal Civil Judicial Procedure and Rules right in front of me....but my knowledge about crimial proceedings is a bit more limited....let me know if this helpsDude, if you do not have a license to practice law do not give legal advice. You could either be sued, or haled into court for the unauthorized practice of law.i believe, only if you solicite yerself as a lawyer. There's a guy in CA giving legal advice, Not as a lawyer, and the Feds can't do anything.I work with Real Estate Atts, all day long. Here's my piece of advise. Don't pay for legal advise unless you have too. Lawyers suck, and don't know much more than you or I. And, yes. I do consider a federal crime a reason to get a lawyer. But your best bet is try to sue on the Tort side of law. You may get a free criminal trial, if the payday could be big enough :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TYI work at a law firm and have the book Federal Civil Judicial Procedure and Rules right in front of me....but my knowledge about crimial proceedings is a bit more limited....let me know if this helpsDude, if you do not have a license to practice law do not give legal advice. You could either be sued, or haled into court for the unauthorized practice of law.Is it ok to legally advise him to Google "Federal Criminal Lawyer" and the state he lives in? Instead of asking a poker forum where to find one...as if we share. j/k Link to post Share on other sites
pokepoke1967 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "Dude, if you do not have a license to practice law do not give legal advice. You could either be sued, or haled into court for the unauthorized practice of law."Or....get hired as a talking head for one of networks. Link to post Share on other sites
Meatwad 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you're looking for a federal criminal lawyer a poker forum is always the first place to look. You rebroadcast major league baseball with implied oral consent, not express written? Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 If you are a federal criminal lawyer, or have a bunch of knowledge about federal laws, PM me.TY Http://forum.freeadvice.comRay Link to post Share on other sites
Pokergolf 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Well nut, as usual, your posts are dead solid right on the money.....top notch, top notch (had to throw my two cents worth of caddyshack in)First, it's Danny Noonan, not Jimmy Noonan, but then again, any doucheclown (your brilliant word, not mine), that has any knowledge whatsoever of caddyshack would know that......of course I wouldn't expect you to have that kind of basic knowledge.Second, your post about lawyers is pretty funny. Great advice "lawyers suck, and they don't know much more than you or I"........uh huh, I have no doubts that a tard such as yourself that makes change at a bank can:A. Write a will and has the requiste knowledge to make sure the will is legally binding, say, in Alabama vs. North Dakota;B. Set up a trust to protect assets for you, your kids, your kids kids in a manner that is tax efficent for your family;C. Defend the original poster of this thread in a federal drug prosecution or a federal prosecution for transporting sheep across state lines (credit to smash)D. Take the deposition of a doctor in a medical malpractice case involving an aortic anurysm in such a way that it comports with all of the necessary requirements of Federal law or a particular state law;E. File an initial Rule 26 disclosure in Federal court in a way that doesn't piss off the Judge;F. Stand in front of a panel of 3 Federal appellate court judges arguing a set of facts that might determine, say, the future of a corporation, the validity and constitutionality of a particular local ordinance, the legality of a police search;G. Pick a jury in a murder trial, or better yet, a capital murder trial;I. Help a client get a patent on an invention;J. Help an internet startup incorporate in several states, while making sure that the by-laws are in line with the particular corporate laws of the state you seek incorporation.I am sure a guy who spends his days making change for grandma and cleaning the stall in the mens room at the 8th Bank of Retardville could handle all of those things. See, this is why it is so much fun to laugh at y0u, its so damn easy.I now look forward to your usual array of sexual fantasties regarding my three year old, private messages telling me you no longer will read and respond to my posts (followed by you reading and responding to my posts for hours on end) and of course my favorite "come play in a 50 buck game with me or we will get you banned." Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Well nut, as usual, your posts are dead solid right on the money.....top notch, top notch (had to throw my two cents worth of caddyshack in)First, it's Danny Noonan, not Jimmy Noonan, but then again, any doucheclown (your brilliant word, not mine), that has any knowledge whatsoever of caddyshack would know that......of course I wouldn't expect you to have that kind of basic knowledge.Second, your post about lawyers is pretty funny. Great advice "lawyers suck, and they don't know much more than you or I"........uh huh, I have no doubts that a tard such as yourself that makes change at a bank can:A. Write a will and has the requiste knowledge to make sure the will is legally binding, say, in Alabama vs. North Dakota;B. Set up a trust to protect assets for you, your kids, your kids kids in a manner that is tax efficent for your family;C. Defend the original poster of this thread in a federal drug prosecution or a federal prosecution for transporting sheep across state lines (credit to smash)D. Take the deposition of a doctor in a medical malpractice case involving an aortic anurysm in such a way that it comports with all of the necessary requirements of Federal law or a particular state law;E. File an initial Rule 26 disclosure in Federal court in a way that doesn't censored off the Judge;F. Stand in front of a panel of 3 Federal appellate court judges arguing a set of facts that might determine, say, the future of a corporation, the validity and constitutionality of a particular local ordinance, the legality of a police search;G. Pick a jury in a murder trial, or better yet, a capital murder trial;I. Help a client get a patent on an invention;J. Help an internet startup incorporate in several states, while making sure that the by-laws are in line with the particular corporate laws of the state you seek incorporation.I am sure a guy who spends his days making change for grandma and cleaning the stall in the mens room at the 8th Bank of Retardville could handle all of those things. See, this is why it is so much fun to laugh at y0u, its so damn easy.I now look forward to your usual array of sexual fantasties regarding my three year old, private messages telling me you no longer will read and respond to my posts (followed by you reading and responding to my posts for hours on end) and of course my favorite "come play in a 50 buck game with me or we will get you banned."I vote for *ban*. Please, just leave me alone. your're worng. i'm not gonna argue. Go away. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Boy nut, pokergolf just don't like you. Link to post Share on other sites
Pokergolf 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 are you kidding ron, nut is great, quality entertainment, and brilliant to boot Link to post Share on other sites
karr2242 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Well nut, as usual, your posts are dead solid right on the money.....top notch, top notch (had to throw my two cents worth of caddyshack in)First, it's Danny Noonan, not Jimmy Noonan, but then again, any doucheclown (your brilliant word, not mine), that has any knowledge whatsoever of caddyshack would know that......of course I wouldn't expect you to have that kind of basic knowledge.Second, your post about lawyers is pretty funny. Great advice "lawyers suck, and they don't know much more than you or I"........uh huh, I have no doubts that a tard such as yourself that makes change at a bank can:A. Write a will and has the requiste knowledge to make sure the will is legally binding, say, in Alabama vs. North Dakota;B. Set up a trust to protect assets for you, your kids, your kids kids in a manner that is tax efficent for your family;C. Defend the original poster of this thread in a federal drug prosecution or a federal prosecution for transporting sheep across state lines (credit to smash)D. Take the deposition of a doctor in a medical malpractice case involving an aortic anurysm in such a way that it comports with all of the necessary requirements of Federal law or a particular state law;E. File an initial Rule 26 disclosure in Federal court in a way that doesn't censored off the Judge;F. Stand in front of a panel of 3 Federal appellate court judges arguing a set of facts that might determine, say, the future of a corporation, the validity and constitutionality of a particular local ordinance, the legality of a police search;G. Pick a jury in a murder trial, or better yet, a capital murder trial;I. Help a client get a patent on an invention;J. Help an internet startup incorporate in several states, while making sure that the by-laws are in line with the particular corporate laws of the state you seek incorporation.I am sure a guy who spends his days making change for grandma and cleaning the stall in the mens room at the 8th Bank of Retardville could handle all of those things. See, this is why it is so much fun to laugh at y0u, its so damn easy.I now look forward to your usual array of sexual fantasties regarding my three year old, private messages telling me you no longer will read and respond to my posts (followed by you reading and responding to my posts for hours on end) and of course my favorite "come play in a 50 buck game with me or we will get you banned."Did you REALLY take the time to write all of this??? Incredible....... Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Boy nut, pokergolf just don't like you.i know.there is a difference between flaming and harrassing. I'll give an exampleFlame:What's the best part about getting a hand job from poker's daughter?Makes my dick look bigger.Harrassment:Well nut, as usual, your posts are dead solid right on the money.....top notch, top notch (had to throw my two cents worth of caddyshack in) First, it's Danny Noonan, not Jimmy Noonan.......................... Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Did you REALLY take the time to write all of this??? Incredible.......i feel pretty special.like i can get under skin like smash does. Man i'm great. haha. Link to post Share on other sites
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