hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "honestly sir, is this the face of a man that would take advantage of your teenage daughter". Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I dont know whats funnier... the joke, or that avatar of Phil Hellmuth! Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 "o.j. is innocent". Link to post Share on other sites
Bijjy 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Sir, I sold my business and now I'm playing poker for a living. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Your daughter is a complete cunt. Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 "your daughter is in good hands sir, have you notice how large my hands are." Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Hey pops, I just showed your wife my prick in the kitchen. Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Dont worry sir my mom says my AIDS went away about a week ago... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "I was up at 4:30a.m. post on a gambling forum." Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 "your wife's biscuit looks delicious....sir". Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Does your wife's twat look anything like your daughter's? Link to post Share on other sites
moneymanbc 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I was all-in. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 if your wife is anything to go by, your daughter will be real hot when she gets old. can I do your wife to compare the two? Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 "if we ever eat dinner at mcdonalds', it's on me". Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "she calls me daddy, too. But I bet you don't pee on her afterwards" Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "she calls me daddy, too. But I bet you don't pee on her afterwards"hahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "hi. They call me Smasharoo" Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Author Share Posted June 25, 2005 "the baby's not mine, but i can name a couple dozen candidates". Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 your daughter only deserves the best, that's why I drive a dodge stratus Link to post Share on other sites
angler 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Pass the f**king salt, please. Link to post Share on other sites
crowTrobot 2 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I was all-in.last night i went all-in with the nuts Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 ...so she really didn't want to go to amateur night at the strip club, but then realized i was right along, and came around to my way of thinking... Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Sir, I think your daughter is great. I hope my daughter grows up to be just like her. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "she calls me daddy, too. But I bet you don't pee on her afterwards" :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "she calls me daddy, too. But I bet you don't pee on her afterwards"Best. Post. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
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