Mr. Orange 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I probably shouldn't be telling everyone about this until I finish eating my Wheaties, but here it goes anyway.It's pretty simple really: I'll fight any one in the world in a bare-knuckle fight to the death if you can say "Yes" to any of the following groupie symptoms.Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?I won't refuse anyone. The only stipulation I have is; after I beat your ass to death, I reserve the right to make sure you do not get a proper burial. After I win, I'd gladly take a rematch from anyone in the family of the person I just destroyed. At no time may a participant "tap out" or "cry uncle". Once a fight commences, it will be to the death, plain and simple. The matches will have to work around my schedule. Each challenger reserves the right to name the location of the fight. I, however, reserve the right to name the date and time. We can take breaks, schedule it over a few days, or just fight straight through. I will definetly make any and all challenges a priority regardless of how nausiating of an Annie Duke groupie the challenger is. The world must be rid of Annie Duke fans. I am willing to be a leader, step up to the plate, and start beating ass. Feeling lucky anyone? 8) Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I wouldn't answer "yes" to any of them. But to get to kick someone's ass, I'll say yes to all of them. Link to post Share on other sites
BSUrugby240 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 HAHAHA, if you get any takers you must get video. Link to post Share on other sites
Uppie_ 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?Yes i think she is a nice person and comes off very sincere when i have talked to her.No i don't h ave her on and fantasy poolNo to your third absurd questionNo to your fourth absurd questionBest female player on Earth, nope If Jennifer Harmon is not battling medical issues she is.and i got no idea what a stone babe is. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Orange 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 and i got no idea what a stone babe is.Me either. That's what bugs me so much about this whole thing. Link to post Share on other sites
healeydays 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?ss. Feeling lucky anyone? 8)To your questionsNo I don't think she is the top female, but I will put her in somewhere in the top 20.When I saw her on ESPN beating Helmuth I rooted for her. He's just a bit loud for me.Not many mothers of 4 kids turn me on, so that covers the other questionsI will admit that I am impressed with the play of many of the proffesionals I've seen and had beat me in Tourneys. So I may not love them, but I can respect them and Annie has definately won more than I have so she gains my respect. Now Helmuth even though he has won is a different story entirely...As for a sone babe I haven't got a clue, but a stoned babehttp://neuromusic.narod.ru/piclist/budbabe.../babe3b_jpg.htmJMHOMike B Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 You talk pretty tough for a guy named after a fruit! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Yesterday was a new record for most "I hate Annie Duke" threads ever in one day. Seriously, have you nothing better to do than dream up reasons as to why you hate Annie Duke. Anyone? Anyone? Is it REALLY that important? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I wouldn't answer "yes" to any of them. But to get to kick someone's ass, I'll say yes to all of them.Stole my answer... Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 the pope is right, poker players are lovers not haters! Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I must be the only person here who really has no issue with her at all. I think she's overrated but I also think she could stomp a mudhole in my game all day every day. She's a solid player, as evidenced by the fact that she's made more cashes than anyone on my Fantasy Pool, which I stocked with the players whose game I respect the most. Link to post Share on other sites
captnwmkidd 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Not a duke groupie, but......I'll answer "yes" to question #1 on your listI have heard so many flames against her and frankly i don't find her unpleasant on tv.So, to make a long story short.........I'll be your huckleberry orangey porgey Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Look....I find Annie Duke unbelievably annoying...to the point that if she is doing her schtick at my table...I can see how she would get me completely off my game with how annoying she is....BUT...SHE IS A FABULOUS PLAYER.....A SPECTACULAR PLAYER.She plays three games at a very high level...and that is alot more than you can say about 90% of the PROS out there. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ_Chaps 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 How about this Mr Orange, if you can beat Annie Duke at any game, I'll let you try to kick my ass. If not I flagpole wedgie ur sorry lil hiney 50 ft up.deal? ok. douche on, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I probably shouldn't be telling everyone about this until I finish eating my Wheaties, but here it goes anyway.It's pretty simple really: I'll fight any one in the world in a bare-knuckle fight to the death if you can say "Yes" to any of the following groupie symptoms.Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?I won't refuse anyone. The only stipulation I have is; after I beat your ass to death, I reserve the right to make sure you do not get a proper burial. After I win, I'd gladly take a rematch from anyone in the family of the person I just destroyed. At no time may a participant "tap out" or "cry uncle". Once a fight commences, it will be to the death, plain and simple. The matches will have to work around my schedule. Each challenger reserves the right to name the location of the fight. I, however, reserve the right to name the date and time. We can take breaks, schedule it over a few days, or just fight straight through. I will definetly make any and all challenges a priority regardless of how nausiating of an Annie Duke groupie the challenger is. The world must be rid of Annie Duke fans. I am willing to be a leader, step up to the plate, and start beating ass. Feeling lucky anyone? 8)i take it all back, i see right away you are gonna be an excellent and informative poster.....sw Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I think the "stone babe" description originated in "Positively Fifth Street," by Jim McManus. Maybe he wanted to be nice since she was kind enough to give him an interview. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?1. Yes2. Yes3. No4. No5. I have no idea what a stone babe is, but I find her to be very attractive.And I would be more than willing to fight you to the death. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?1. Yes2. Yes3. No4. No5. I have no idea what a stone babe is, but I find her to be very attractive.And I would be more than willing to fight you to the death.I think you missed a No in there.Or hey, maybe it's a yes. I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
711Buddha 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I would not hit it.Not with a 10' pole, not even if it was yours. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Do you "like" Annie Duke?Do you have Annie Duke on your WSOP Fantasy Pool roster?Do you masturbate while fantasizing about Annie Duke?Do you see Annie Duke on ESPN and compulsively shout out "you go girl!"? Do you think Annie Duke is the best female poker player on Earth?Do you think Annie Duke is a "stone babe"?1. Yes2. Yes3. No4. No5. I have no idea what a stone babe is, but I find her to be very attractive.And I would be more than willing to fight you to the death.I think you missed a No in there.Or hey, maybe it's a yes. I don't know.Oops, missed the real question number 4. The answer to that is also no. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Orange 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 Keep the challenges coming. I'll take on every single one of you at once if you like. .(nug enihcam a teg I dedivorp) Link to post Share on other sites
CheckRaise 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Annie has definately won more than I have so she gains my respect. Now Helmuth even though he has won is a different story entirely...Im 100% sure Helmuth has won more than you too so he commands your respect as well Link to post Share on other sites
DJ_Chaps 0 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 This Orange glow fellow, or whatever, has got to be the biggest attention seeking titmouse since...... hell, FoxWooodsPro maybe? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 .(nug enihcam a teg I dedivorp)You'd need that to take me alone, fyi. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 You talk pretty tough for a guy named after a fruit!LMAOOOOOOOOO that was a good one Sam. Mr. orange, you ****ing fruit Link to post Share on other sites
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