Dubey 1,035 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 go to dinner at her parents house and tell them that you are an athiest. That should do it. Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Its really hard for me to properly comment on this without a picture. Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I have tried three times and failed at it. I try to but then just jumps on meAnd yadayadayadya. I need to like jerk off before, then break up with herOkay a recommendation. Take either of Zach or Ray advice would work.Another one, tell her you are gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 go to dinner at her parents house and tell them that you are an athiest. That should do it.She hates her parents bc they are athesists. She no longer speaks to then Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 WHAT? This girl is crazier than I originally suspected! Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 sleep with her best friend. Or two.still waiting on a picture though. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 sleep with her best friend. Or two.still waiting on a picture though.ya pictures..Without them , useless Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 I don't have her picture. Some guys on my hockey team work with me tho and have met her.Zach, work the warehouse sale with me Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 the Biatch has 1265 pictures on Facebook.A lot of different girls are all over himPretty obvious the Biatch is a chick magnet Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 I am not a chick magnet at all Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 Zach seriously work the warehouse sale, u can be security if u want. All u have to do isCheck purses of all the girls when they leave Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 lol, I'm good, thanks for the offer. Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 They have a Lululemon warehouse sale in Ottawa in winter?Am I missing something here? Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 You'll get paid $300 for two days work to stare at girls in lululemon for 7hrs a day Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 But that also requires me to leave the house... Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 funny shit in here. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 They have a Lululemon warehouse sale in Ottawa in winter?Am I missing something here?Every year, it goes to a different place. Kind of like the Olympics.This year they chose Ottawa Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 You also are allowed to wear track pants to work the sale. It doesn't have to be lululemon either. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 me and my buddy got a job at the Wyndham hotel once. He got fired 2 hours into the shift, friends working together just doesn't work. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Plus being around hot 20 year olds wearing lulu lemon is fun too. Do it like a band-aid. One motion. RIGHT OFF!!!! Buy her a lulu lemon headband and have it engraved with "I don't love you anymore". And yadayadayadya. I need to like jerk off before, then break up with herSo much win on this page. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 But that also requires me to leave the house...You get a free meal for each shift as well. And there are only soMany tables Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 lol, I'm not doing it. I'm not in their desired target market for employees, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I just clicked on the biatches twitter link for the first time. Wow, lol.this made me LOLOttawa_Biatch Ottawa_Biatch Mother Sucker. Unbelievable game #WJHC #CANADA #BIEBER #BELIEBER #MRDANNYG17 hours ago Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 I just texted Amanda, she is the hiring manager.Breakfast - muffin and a cookieLunch - Greek salad Dinner - chicken avocado wrapZach, comeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I just texted Amanda, she is the hiring manager.Breakfast - muffin and a cookieLunch - Greek salad Dinner - chicken avocado wrapZach, comeeeeeIs Amanda your gf? Is your gf hiring you to look at other girls? Link to post Share on other sites
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