Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I mean, a turkey bacon club donut combo? That's a little odd, isn't it?not if you're fat. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 went to mcdonalds late last night. parked my car and went for the front door but it was locked. turns out only the drive through was open. i walk around to the drive through. their speaker thing was broken, said to order at the window. i go up to the window and some kid opens it up. i say "uh ill take a coffee and..." kid cuts me off. says i need to be in a car to order. i said "fine have it your way." got in my car and drove up. i say "is this better?" hes like "yea now i can take your order." i told him i wasnt ready to order. said i wanted to talk to his manager first. he gives me this look and then goes for his manager. manager comes to the window. says "how can i help you sir?" i was like "yea your employee tried to sell me weed and i dont appreciate that." manager starts getting all apologetic. says hes gonna go talk to the kid. i said "nevermind that for now, im hungry and i want to order finally!" he asks me what i want and i say a coffee, double cheeseburger and 3 fruit and yogurt parfaits. manager says hes gonna make my order and investigate the weed situation. i said "good, whats the world coming to when you get asked to buy weed at your local mcdonalds?" he closes the window and walks out of sight into the kitchen. i drive off and go to 7-11 and get 3 bags of trail mix. ate it all right outside to see if they really care about loitering. turns out they dont so now im gonna do it all the time. drove past a farm the other day. there were some cows grazing in the pasture and i pulled over to the side of the road to watch them. they didnt really do much, just stood there eating grass and looking delicious. one of the cows kept looking at me. so i got out of the car and walked up to the fence. the damn cow was still staring me down so i hopped the fence and walked right up to him. i said to him, "quit staring at me you damn dirty cow." he just mooed at me and kept on staring. so i kicked him in the utter and ran back to the car. i didnt look back but i'll bet it really hurt. on the drive home i saw another farm and another pasture full of cows. they'll get theirs some day, thats for sure.your going to make one heck of a lawyer some day lol, I can image the stories that you will make up to get your clients off. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 your going to make one heck of a lawyer some day lol, I can image the stories that you will make up to get your clients off.you should hear his phone sex.ijustrespondedtoroseifeelsodiiirty Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Damn I was just going to post that there were 10 in NYC according to the website.I am still going to post though to get my at bat.We have a TH about a mile from my house. The drive thru is open 24 hours and I always wondered about getting donuts at 3am but never have.donuts are usually "fresh" at about 4:30 am. ( i worked midnights at one for about a year) i would definately wait till about then. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 your going to make one heck of a lawyer some day lol, I can image the stories that you will make up to get your clients off.walking down a dark alley last night i come across a couple of homeless men raping a woman. i walk up to them and say, "just what do you think you're doing?" they ignore me and keep on raping her. so i clear my throat and say a little louder, "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" the homeless man who wasnt currently raping turns to me and says, "what does it look like, you idiot, we're raping this bitch." i chuckled to myself. he was right, it was a stupid question. when i got home i told the story to my girlfriend. she said there isn't anything funny about rape. i said, "i guess you had to be there." Link to post Share on other sites
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Mercury69 3 Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 I mean, a turkey bacon club donut combo? That's a little odd, isn't it?Lol...is it my delivery?Combo = 1 sandwich + 1 donut + 1 coffee...not a donut sandwich...It's very similar to the burger+fries+sugar beverage combos at many chain restaurants. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Lol...is it my delivery?Combo = 1 sandwich + 1 donut + 1 coffee...not a donut sandwich...It's very similar to the burger+fries+sugar beverage combos at many chain restaurants.yeah, except a donut is a rather unusual side dish for a sandwich. Link to post Share on other sites
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