Vegas Report Day 1.....

[cemo76 0]

OK, so I was a little apprehensive with the economy being bad and all but it was my best friends stag so 7 guys flew out to Vegas. First things first, what the hell happened to all the PRETTY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS? We flew American Airways and it was 3 old men working? WTF, Not kidding, white haired old men serving me drinks? $7 bucks a pop at that? I need a nice looking girl in a skirt or atleast a MILF? Bad start but at least it would get better once we checked into Belaggio. Amazing Hotel and the only one I stay at. The waitresses are pretty and the dealers are top notch for table games. The poker room was a little slow but to be expected. I slipped the concierge a $50 as my friend convinced me she would hook up an upgrade. Oh yeah she gave us a pent house sweet on the 26th floor. Did you know the service station is on top of the 26th floor so there is a constant BUZZING that annoys the hell outta anyone trying to sleep. Changed to 12th floor. Ok So first things first, anytime we walk into bellagio we all hit the Roullete table and slap $500 down on black. Usually everyone does it but this time 2 guys chickened out? Damn thats lame. Anyway we put it on BLACK as usuall and the ball started spinning, I only brougt 1 g so this was half my bank roll ( Obviously bank card was there if needed)....Spinning and I am more nervous then usual, tink tink tang tink, BLACK! Wheeeeewwwww. The two Clowns were regreting there decision. Unpack, unwind and hit the black jack table. Impress my Brother with my sick Blackjack skills ( play by the book and turn $100 into $450 ) and start drinking in the process. Up $850 and the Bachlor who is Greek has some wierd notion to buy us all tickets to Chris Angel. I was excited and the LUXOR looked nice as they have renovated from last I saw. Get to show and am pretty Excited until I can actually see the wires elevating Chris Angel. Seriously! This was one of the lamest shows i have ever seen. So BORING! My bro fell asleep and I walked out half way through. Head back to Bellagio and play 2-5 NL. Wow, everyone thinks they are a pro. BUy in for $200 and get it up to $500 by hitting the nut straight and two pairs pays me off. THen this hand comes up. I have KQ of Spades on the button and 5 limpers , I raise to $40 to take it down and all 5 limpers call? WTF.......... Flop comes down 2h, 10s, Js........CHi Ching.... Limper bets out $100 and two limpers call? there is $500 in the pot and I have to be a fav against most hands except a set I believe. Anyway I push my $460 into the middle and kinda want to take it down there but I know these clowns are calling and I a little drunk ready to gamble with a sick drawing hand.Call (short for another $100 I think) , Call (big stack) Over the top (big Stack) first big stack callsPot is $2000 g's or something close to that and everyone gathers around, ONE TIME!Try and guess what they had......Ok so was on lunch and am back now.The short stack is throwing away his money and turns over 9 q off suit? Don't really care about him cause side pot is like $600 and main pot is about $2000 if my math wasn't off. MIddle Limper turns over AA (WTF was he thinking to smooth call my $40 pre flop raise? ) I thought his play was horrible and he started the hand with about $800 and Obviously Chinese Villian turns over 10 10 for middle set. I am drawing pretty live except the fact that two aces and one 9 is taken away. Turn is a wierd card and I don't know what to think. Q of heart falls and don't really like it. At this point the middle Raiser realizes he is behind? He was a younger kid from Boston and trying to act like a high roller but only now he realizes his Aces are in BIg Trouble? unreal what live Donks there are still in this day and age. River is very Climatic and i wish I could tell you the Ace of Spades hit but CLONK! Pairs up the duece with the ugliest 2 I ever seen. Chinaman is very cool and doesn't yell cheer or anything like that, just collects his money and kisses a picture? No it wasn't Jerry yang but I guess a copy cat or something wierd like that?I go to room and try and crash but my Brother Snores like a Motorboat so sleep is very limited and the hand plays over and over in my head. Wake up and grab a nice breakfast at the Cafe Bellagio. A little pricey but great food and great service! I get it comped by the front desk for the inconvience of having to move. One thing about VEgas is they Comp if you are in the Right and they are in the wrong! I hit ceasars for the Noon $320 tourney. Only about 50 runners show up and 1st is $5320, apparentally they have to keep it under $5000 less the buy in so no taxes will be deducted. I am Canadian don;t really get it but am hyped as I am a tourney player. Tourney is good with 40 minute blinds and 12 500 starting chips. First four levels are uneventfuld until level 5 blinds are 300 - 600 if i remember right.I have 20 000 and A 9 Spades on the puck. I raise to 2000 and both blinds call. Flops is nice 3, 4, 8 with two spades.Small pushes for 8000 and i snap call. he turns over 7, 8 off and it's pretty much a race. I hit A on the turn and River.up to about 32 000.Get down to two tables and this is the Stupidest thing ever. level 8 I believe, Blinds are 600 1200. Still hovering at 30 000.Drunk dude is raising with crap and is on the puck to my BB. I look and see two black 9,9...He raises to 5000 as usual and I smooth cal trying to trap from the bb.Flop comes Q, Q, 3 , I check and he bets out 5000 into a 12000 pot, obv bluff, I insta push and he Insta calls. OH NO!Would you believe this Donk turns over J 9 ??/ WTF ........ He says I thought it was Q9. BS.Anyway J on the turn and blank river and I am out instead of having 70 000 in chips and in the hunt! I am tilting big time and before I leave I unlike other well mannered players tell teh drunk guy that he is a piece of Chit and if he had any problem with what I said I will be outside. He shuts the hell up. My little imature moment but I was pretty pissed at the beat! Go to pool and bikinies are smoking! Waitress are cool and act all friendly but want nice tips...I oblige:) I drink a couple screwdrivers with my bro and friends and I go to dinner at The CIRCO. Some french or italian restaurant inside Bellagio. Good food but my brother says RISOTO is stale. I thik he is Chef Ramsay Wanna be and has to complain. They comp us half the bill. Sweet:) My friend gets a booth at the BANK night Club and it's a sweet club but the waitresses are hotter then any girl there! I see JC tran and his crew and they are WRECKED on the dance floor, he is hitting on every girl in the club. Pretty different then his composed self. I say whats up and he he says " What up player lets get hammered" I was like cool, nice guy.I get typsy and leave the club and harass teh Pai gow dealers while my brother plays Craps. I make $600 playing $100 dollar spot and am passing out and the dealer tells me to leave b4 I lose my money. While I walk over to grab my bro who do I see, None other then Sam Farha and JC tran playing High Stakes BJ. They are playing 3 spots each if I remember and Sam is betting liek 10 g's while Jc is betting 1500. Looks like there getting smoked because all JC friends are telling hiom get up man get up. Sammy looks like Stone , Smiles and says, Easy come easy go. I don't want to act like a Stalker but can't resist watching from right behin teh both of them. Sammy is joking and smiling but JC is serious. Doesn't say a word. Sammy says I feel like gambling and ups to I think 25 g a hand and dealer calls over pit boss and Sammy gets bewildered as to why she called him over ? I don't know if the limits were too high or not ? Anyway Pit Boss comes over and asks Sammy to go to another room and Sammy Says hell No I am playing on this table and drops a name Pit boss says Deal to him? HIts a black jack on two of the three hands and looks back at me and says thats why they wanted me to leave! LOL. Classic Sammy. I am about to pass out and go to grab my brother. He is more Drunk then me but making money on craps with about 7 brothers from New Orleans? They look at me and ask me what Sammy said? I explain and they throw me the dice. I never play craps but since my brother is there I try and act like a shooter , I tell teh brothers start placing big bets cause I won't crap out! No word of a lie I shoot 30 times ! 30 times before rolling a 7. These guys lose it man. " I love the white boy man, you sick white boy, yada yada yad. " My brother says what WTF was that you made me like 2 g's. The Brothers come by and drop me $25 each , I was so drunk I didn't bet the whole time! ARGGHHHHHH. I take my $175 tip and hit the bed hard at 8 am in the moring. Day 3 to come if you want..PeaceMore to come if you guys are enjoying. PeaceWill continue if you guys are not bored of the story..LAtesDay 3 comes along and I am pretty hung over so I down 3 bottles of Water, damn one of them was from the cooler in the room $8 bucks! lol. Wake up my Bro and other roomate that we snuck in. (suckers) HIt the Cafe Bellagio again and this time there is a line of about 100 people WTF? They are all Engligh people too, thick accents and look pretty rowdy. I am not having it. I go over to the Concierge and and complain about the room one last time ( i am pushing my luck) but manager is annoyed as hell with me so she gives me a VIP pass to the CAFE. Bahahahahahaha. Pass the English dudes who looked pissed as why I am pasing them in line. Apparentally there all there for the big FIGHT. Some english dude is fighting a philipina dude and they are English fans galore. i thought i was at a MAN U soccer game. LOL Hit Ceasars and play the $320 again. Apparentally they run Fri and Sat. On my way over I see the 3 hottest Asian girls walking in front of me and undressing while walking? WTH is going on I ask my friend. She literally ripps off her jeans and starts putting on knee high stockings as we are walking to the ceasers poker room. Obviously she trips and richard catches her mid fall and she is very thankful. We ask whats going on and they say there late for go go dancing? 12 noon? Wth? Then we see the best klept secret in Vegas. Outside the ceasers poker room is a Gambling Section full of Lingerie dealers and go go dancers. Kinda like a Pussyat dolls atmosphere. Amazing site, highly recommend it.!Tourney is same as friday about 60 runners. Same prize pool. I pull off two sick bluffs with position and get lucky once with 10 10 vs jj and final table..On the bubble I get KQ dd and raise all in on the puck and BB goes into the tank. He puffs and huffs, he did a good job cause I had him on 77, 88, 99......He then Says " I have to Call" Wth..Turns over Aces. The idiot slow rolled me for like 3 minutes for no reason? I swear I hadn't been rude or anything. Check out the flop.A, J, 2. I look at him while getting up and grabbing my drink, I would love to suck out on you, you piece of chit. I said it and he was a huge 300 pound American dude. BAm right away on the turn a beautiful 10 and brick on the river! I start yelling and shouting and rubbing it in. THATS KARMA Byatch. I get warning from Tourney Director. Fat dude is in shock and gets eliminated 3 hands later. I get 4 handed and lose a flip Ak to jj and go out in 4th for about 1200. Not bad. Mind you I have been drinking which is a cardinal sin but I was in Vegas. I meet up with one of my gambling boys back at Bellagio and he is playing roulette. Red has hit 22 times in a row. I tell him lets ride it $500 each. He say go, ee win,we double it and we win, we double it and we win. $4000 is alot but by no means will it change our lives. This guy Pete is a true gambler with no fear. He says want to take a shot? I was drunk and should have said HELL NO and take my dough. But he said we have a 1/4 shot at 20 g's... I should have walked away but he was the bachlor and the reason I was there. He took the 4 g and split into 8 pieces of 500 and picked 12345678. If we hit almost 20 g's. I was chitting bricks but it was one of the sickest highs ever. Tink Tank tunk, " 00 "ARGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh &*&^%&(&**(&)_()#@$@$Wow that was a rush......More to come..Hey gibler, Glad your enjoying the story have been watching your MTT success over the last couple month and wanted to say congrats...Anyway, I was a little shell shocked when double 00 hit and Pete acts as though he meant to play that too as they all say:) I was still up and feeling good so we walked down the main hall to the dreaded three card poker tables. Pete loves this game but i hate it. Seems like you could never hit a hand and when you do the dealer some how has you beat. Anyway Pete hits a streak of pairs, Straights, Flushes and even TRIPS! I think he made like $2500 in 30 minutes. Was pretty sick and too bad I didn't go in for half. He slips me a purple chip and says "That was for the roullete move and I'm only down $4 000 now"! Purple was a $500 chip. Classy move by my boy. I go to the room and there is a girl in my bed ?? WTH. She looks pretty decent and my brother is in his bed. Now mind you I am drunk and for a split second I think what a dirty Btard he hired a call girl? Then the girl turns around and says "hey Dude" Ooops it's my brothers Ex. Korean Vixen I call her. Anyway her and my bro had made plans to meet up in Vegas as she works in Los Angeles and I totally forgot about and she was crashing in our room so I jetted out and remiinded my brother about the DO NOT DISTURB sign!Sorry boyz, no Blow and Hooker stories as I am happily married and want to keep it that way:) Anyhow, back to gambling. The thing about my crew is that when we gamble we almost always partner up to ensure we win together or lose together. So Pete and his brother are down for the trip and itching to make some coin. Pete says lets ditch the clubs tonight and play some VIP blackjack. Back in Toronto we used to have charity Casinos and if you bet $25 max on 6 spots the charity casino would give you your own table. Thus Vip Blackjack term. We weren't high rollers enough to get a private table in bellagio but we managed to get a $25 - $10 000 table to ourselves. 4 of us bought in for $500 each and ran the table like pros. Splitting 88 against face , doubling on 12, staying on 16 because we HAVE A FEELING and even splitting 10 10 a couple times ( we were wrecked) LOLTo my suprise after 3 hours we were up a total of $200 , muahahahahahahahaha...I find it funny cause we each made $50 bucks.My brother finally comes over and says he went to see teh " o " show. Says it was OK , nothing Amazing like everyone says it is. He has his Korean Girl with him and is begging us to go to strip joint? I don't know why but I guess his ex had something for strip joints. My boyz are down on the trip and in the mood to gamble so no go:) Sorry big bro.Finally hit the Poker room and it is jumping on a late sat evening. I see GOBO there. is that his name, the guy that lost to Hanson in teh Aussie Final. Anyway, no offence to the dude but he is HUGE. Also , If I had won over a million dollars I would be wearing something half decent bro. He was not well groomed if you guys get my drift. Anyway we sit in the 2-5 game and we are pretty smashed at this point. First hand Pete is dealt in he moves all in under the gun? Now I know Pete and he could play poker but this move seems so irrational??? I have 10 10 and look up and say I guess i fold? Everyone else folds except BB , now pete sat down with $300 and the only way this BB calls is with a monster, he says I have the best hand so i call. Turns over aces. Pete laughs and looks at me and says of coarse and turns over KK. I said to him thats teh only hand thats gonna call you? He seems content until the flop comes with a K in teh front Door. Turn Blank River Blank and he doubles up. Aces is fuming. Anyway the night goes Ok i guess I end up making $100 bucks and get bored and go back to Pai Gow.Belggio is kinda eary at 6 in the morning. You have hot girls looking not so hot walking in barefeet across the casino cause the heels hurt I guess and always one dude with them looking like a pimp but am sure is a brother or one lone boyfriend:) Dealers are cranky as they just started a 4am to 12 pm shift. My dealer looks peed as I am the only one in the whole pit playing and he asks me politely if I wouldn't mind going to play against the chinese b__h to his left? LOL, I ask him why? He says your drunk and annoying and he would love for her to take my abuse. No joke. The way he said it, I actually respected his brutal honesty. HAhahahaha. Ok , no probs I walk over or should I say slant over to her and she looks like Kung FU DRAGON Lady. You could tell she is pissed I came over and she wants to break me. I bet $500 and mind you I only have about $700 total but either I bust and go crash or double up. I peel my cards so slow that the dealer is cursing . about 5 minutes!Muhahahaha.Two aces and two jacks. Beat that Dragon lady. LOPLOP. She pulls a ACE high! Ship it. I notice it's freezing at her table so I go back to bug the old dude. I revert back to $100 bets and he is annoyed again. I am on my 27th Screwdriver, the waitress says the pit boss said to bring me 1 water for every drink so i would keep drinking ? Was he being nice or a dick I don't know. I tell the dealer if I can guess your age within 1 year up or down I will stay if Not I will walk away. He jumps at the deal. I say if I win you have to look at the chinese dealer and say "Hey Dragon Lady Good Morning!" I wil ask to see his lisc for proof if I lose, but I am good at guessing ages. " If I was being nice I would say you are 45 but thats wrong! So let me tell you how old you really are. You are 53 years old! "Silence , after 4 secs he says good try but I am 49. ( obv Bluff) "oh yeah what year were you born ? "" ahh , what, hmmmm yeah ok. " muhahahahahahahahahahahaHe looks over and says Good morning Dragon Lady!I get asked to leave after bobbing my head against the table after 30 more gruelling minutes with this dude. Up about $1200 overall, go back to room and crash out till 1 pm late check out. Fly back to TDOT and am stuck back at my 9 - 5!!!!!!!!!!!!Vegas Baby!

[Oziumrules 0]

Always love the Vegas trip reports....cant wait till May 27th !

[Samhain 0]

99ktJQor222tttjjjwhich would be awesome

[gatortom64 1]

nice report SO FAR... keep it going

[Pivvy2001 0]

Try and guess what they had......

..... a common thought that you were a narcissist?

[MNmiracleCJS 0]

They all had KsQs also and you realized you were playing 6 deck blackjack?

[cemo76 0]

Updated with Day 2.....

[TheWynn 0]

Updated with Day 2.....

I dig it, keep em coming dude.

[Jam-Fly 8]

nice report so far. sounds like a blast

[Biff Goods 0]

great read. loved the sammy story

[Gallo 1]

Great trip report!!

[gibler321 1]

lolol keep going

[MaxStPolish 4]

Fantastic report.Mine would look similar, until about paragraph 2-3 and then there'd be some simple misspellings. Then by paragraph 5 it would literally be a jumbled slathering of letters, struggling to form words, nowhere near a sentence!So Sammy knows how to "bring down the house". I like it.

[cemo76 0]

Day 3 just updated...Not using spell check so don't mind spelling or grammer..

[Texter 0]

Good Reportexcept for this...

I look and see two black 9,9...He raises to 5000 as usual and I smooth cal trying to trap from the bb.

yuck.

[Ko8e34 0]

Wow sick @ roulette there...

[FourFlusher 0]

Good job, great read.

[ncperrotta069 0]

Great trip report!!

[mrpaddyx 13]

Day 3 comes along and I am pretty hung over so I down 3 bottles of Water, damn one of them was from the cooler in the room $8 bucks! lol. Wake up my Bro and other roomate that we snuck in. (suckers) HIt the Cafe Bellagio again and this time there is a line of about 100 people WTF? They are all Engligh people too, thick accents and look pretty rowdy. I am not having it. I go over to the Concierge and and complain about the room one last time ( i am pushing my luck) but manager is annoyed as hell with me so she gives me a VIP pass to the CAFE. Bahahahahahaha. Pass the English dudes who looked pissed as why I am pasing them in line. Apparentally there all there for the big FIGHT. Some english dude is fighting a philipina dude and they are English fans galore. i thought i was at a MAN U soccer game. LOL Nice report, I especially like this bit reporting on the Ricky Hatton vs Manny Pacquiao fight (/beatdown)

[gibler321 1]

i'm loving it

[Canuckickstan 2]

Needs more hookers and blow but still a good read !!

[Gallo 1]

i'm loving it

[kobe2odom8 14]

i'm loving it

[herly33 1]

well done good read

[cemo76 0]

Last piece added just now....Damn that took long, sorry for the clutter:)Cheers