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fml. on the bubble of this 26$ for a massive stack... Full Tilt Poker Game #10910858797: $34,000 Guarantee (81959353), Table 279 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:19:39 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: Winwin Ben (13,000)Seat 2: deceptive (28,232)Seat 3: vtlaxer09 (47,582)Seat 4: MXM444 (73,613)Seat 5: gBallz4aLL (19,941)Seat 7: heuschi (36,927)Seat 8: GiveMeUrCookies (37,830)Seat 9: mannefredo (23,425)Winwin Ben antes 150deceptive antes 150vtlaxer09 antes 150MXM444 antes 150gBallz4aLL antes 150heuschi antes 150GiveMeUrCookies antes 150mannefredo antes 150gBallz4aLL posts the small blind of 600heuschi posts the big blind of 1,200The button is in seat #4*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to vtlaxer09 [Kh Kc]GiveMeUrCookies foldsheuschi: alles richtig gemachtmannefredo foldsWinwin Ben foldsdeceptive foldsvtlaxer09 raises to 3,140MXM444 foldsgBallz4aLL raises to 19,791, and is all inheuschi foldsvtlaxer09 calls 16,651gBallz4aLL shows [Ad 6h]vtlaxer09 shows [Kh Kc]*** FLOP *** [Ac 9s Jd]*** TURN *** [Ac 9s Jd] [8h]*** RIVER *** [Ac 9s Jd 8h] [Tc]gBallz4aLL shows a pair of Acesvtlaxer09 shows a pair of KingsgBallz4aLL wins the pot (41,982) with a pair of Aces*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 41,982 | Rake 0Board: [Ac 9s Jd 8h Tc]Seat 1: Winwin Ben folded before the FlopSeat 2: deceptive folded before the FlopSeat 3: vtlaxer09 showed [Kh Kc] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 4: MXM444 (button) folded before the FlopSeat 5: gBallz4aLL (small blind) showed [Ad 6h] and won (41,982) with a pair of AcesSeat 7: heuschi (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 8: GiveMeUrCookies folded before the FlopSeat 9: mannefredo folded before the Flop

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Dear Teh Poker:Why are you being such a bitch? Haven't I been good to you? I buy you things, like that new monitor you wanted. I set aside a whole day to be with you. But you are acting like a spoiled little daddy's girl right now. You need to stop it right now. Because your hot sister "sport's betting" knows how to treat a man. You have exactly one hour.Jkalib

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uh what???? was my $4 bounty that valuable?Full Tilt Poker Game #10910935979: $21,000 KO Guarantee (81966136), Table 116 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:23:37 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: gussyboy (3,640)Seat 2: BEN BLACK (25,260)Seat 3: K1sk4rcs1 (9,347)Seat 4: Zallaz (19,253)Seat 5: JussFoldChump (19,795)Seat 6: TipTop Bam (13,725)Seat 7: abecker05 (3,575)Seat 8: vbosss (5,140)Seat 9: RAH087 (4,210)gussyboy antes 50BEN BLACK antes 50K1sk4rcs1 antes 50Zallaz antes 50JussFoldChump antes 50TipTop Bam antes 50abecker05 antes 50vbosss antes 50RAH087 antes 50vbosss posts the small blind of 200RAH087 posts the big blind of 400The button is in seat #7*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gussyboy [Ts Tc]gussyboy raises to 3,590, and is all inBEN BLACK foldsK1sk4rcs1 has 15 seconds left to actK1sk4rcs1 foldsZallaz has 15 seconds left to actZallaz raises to 19,203, and is all inJussFoldChump foldsTipTop Bam foldsabecker05 foldsvbosss foldsRAH087 foldsZallaz shows [6c 4s]gussyboy shows [Ts Tc]Uncalled bet of 15,613 returned to Zallaz*** FLOP *** [Qc Ad Ks]*** TURN *** [Qc Ad Ks] [Kc]*** RIVER *** [Qc Ad Ks Kc] [5c]Zallaz shows a pair of Kingsgussyboy shows two pair, Kings and Tensgussyboy wins the pot (8,230) with two pair, Kings and Tens*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 8,230 | Rake 0Board: [Qc Ad Ks Kc 5c]Seat 1: gussyboy showed [Ts Tc] and won (8,230) with two pair, Kings and TensSeat 2: BEN BLACK folded before the FlopSeat 3: K1sk4rcs1 folded before the FlopSeat 4: Zallaz showed [6c 4s] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 5: JussFoldChump folded before the FlopSeat 6: TipTop Bam folded before the FlopSeat 7: abecker05 (button) folded before the FlopSeat 8: vbosss (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 9: RAH087 (big blind) folded before the Flop

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Dear Teh Poker:Why are you being such a bitch? Haven't I been good to you? I buy you things, like that new monitor you wanted. I set aside a whole day to be with you. But you are acting like a spoiled little daddy's girl right now. You need to stop it right now. Because your hot sister "sport's betting" knows how to treat a man. You have exactly one hour.Jkalib
Here is the response I got:Dear Jkalib:Fuck you. It's not my fault you bluffed off a double average stack in the 200k. Quit blaming me and be a man.Poker
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lost a chunk 33 < JQ, flopped set he turned gutshot thenFull Tilt Poker Game #10911035386: $50,000 Guarantee (81664877), Table 129 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:28:54 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: gettin deep (4,495)Seat 2: xxxCelticFCxxx (6,994)Seat 3: Roothlus (11,493)Seat 5: MW4AH (2,065)Seat 6: dipthrong (14,875)Seat 7: BKqzbxt (10,518)Seat 8: holdplz (5,331)Seat 9: KruzoOnTilt (13,501)gettin deep antes 25xxxCelticFCxxx antes 25Roothlus antes 25MW4AH antes 25dipthrong antes 25BKqzbxt antes 25holdplz antes 25KruzoOnTilt antes 25BKqzbxt posts the small blind of 150holdplz posts the big blind of 300The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to BKqzbxt [Kc Kh]BKqzbxt: ghKruzoOnTilt foldsxxxCelticFCxxx: =( ulgettin deep foldsxxxCelticFCxxx foldsbigryanmack sits downbigryanmack adds 10,143Roothlus has 15 seconds left to actRoothlus foldsMW4AH foldsdipthrong raises to 750BKqzbxt has 15 seconds left to actBKqzbxt raises to 10,493, and is all inholdplz has 15 seconds left to actholdplz has requested TIMEholdplz calls 5,006, and is all indipthrong foldsBKqzbxt shows [Kc Kh]holdplz shows [Js Ah]Uncalled bet of 5,187 returned to BKqzbxt*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 4c]*** TURN *** [8h 2d 4c] [7s]*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 4c 7s] [As]BKqzbxt shows a pair of Kingsholdplz shows a pair of Aces

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300k warmup, busto the $11 200kPokerStars Game #25497768789: Tournament #142792750, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (4000/8000) - 2009/03/01 17:31:57 ETTable '142792750 135' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: zmeyga (154609 in chips) Seat 2: DonKaleone (296694 in chips) Seat 3: DONALFREDO (113602 in chips) Seat 4: flat10_4pin (72798 in chips) Seat 5: wandigo (227778 in chips) Seat 6: Otas1979 (299083 in chips) Seat 7: joegalway (111207 in chips) Seat 8: davidross (244450 in chips) Seat 9: david0603 (107204 in chips) zmeyga: posts the ante 800DonKaleone: posts the ante 800DONALFREDO: posts the ante 800flat10_4pin: posts the ante 800wandigo: posts the ante 800Otas1979: posts the ante 800joegalway: posts the ante 800davidross: posts the ante 800david0603: posts the ante 800flat10_4pin: posts small blind 4000wandigo: posts big blind 8000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to wandigo [6d Kh]Otas1979: folds joegalway: folds davidross: folds david0603: folds zmeyga: folds DonKaleone: folds DONALFREDO: folds flat10_4pin: raises 63998 to 71998 and is all-inwandigo: calls 63998*** FLOP *** [5c 8d As]*** TURN *** [5c 8d As] [6h]*** RIVER *** [5c 8d As 6h] [Qh]*** SHOW DOWN ***flat10_4pin: shows [9s Tc] (high card Ace)wandigo: shows [6d Kh] (a pair of Sixes)wandigo collected 151196 from pot

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ty holdFull Tilt Poker Game #10911114560: $34,000 Guarantee (81959353), Table 60 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:33:13 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: mezvinsm (54,830)Seat 2: ToeJam4444 (35,002)Seat 3: bcartervol98 (27,694)Seat 4: al67 (15,285)Seat 5: gussyboy (11,585)Seat 6: aka olie (11,808)Seat 7: TheDutchBear (10,600)Seat 8: get moola (33,971)Seat 9: LedZepFan316 (5,474)mezvinsm antes 200ToeJam4444 antes 200bcartervol98 antes 200al67 antes 200gussyboy antes 200aka olie antes 200TheDutchBear antes 200get moola antes 200LedZepFan316 antes 200bcartervol98 posts the small blind of 800al67 posts the big blind of 1,600The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gussyboy [Qc Qd]gussyboy raises to 11,385, and is all inaka olie foldsTheDutchBear calls 10,400, and is all inget moola foldsLedZepFan316 foldsmezvinsm calls 11,385ToeJam4444 foldsbcartervol98 foldsal67 foldsgussyboy shows [Qc Qd]TheDutchBear shows [Qs As]mezvinsm shows [Js Jc]*** FLOP *** [Th 6s Td]*** TURN *** [Th 6s Td] [4c]*** RIVER *** [Th 6s Td 4c] [9d]gussyboy shows two pair, Queens and Tensmezvinsm shows two pair, Jacks and Tensgussyboy wins the side pot (1,970) with two pair, Queens and TensTheDutchBear shows a pair of Tensgussyboy wins the main pot (35,400) with two pair, Queens and Tens*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 37,370 Main pot 35,400. Side pot 1,970. | Rake 0Board: [Th 6s Td 4c 9d]Seat 1: mezvinsm showed [Js Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and TensSeat 2: ToeJam4444 (button) folded before the FlopSeat 3: bcartervol98 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: al67 (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: gussyboy showed [Qc Qd] and won (37,370) with two pair, Queens and TensSeat 6: aka olie folded before the FlopSeat 7: TheDutchBear showed [Qs As] and lost with a pair of TensSeat 8: get moola folded before the FlopSeat 9: LedZepFan316 folded before the Flop

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lol i mean.. coulda gotten it in pre.. but this was sexy.Full Tilt Poker Game #10911164921: $50,000 Guarantee (81664877), Table 92 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:35:50 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: ScoopAndStack (7,383)Seat 2: Sircall (11,915)Seat 3: Tecniq (3,353)Seat 4: th_IN_kB4Urail (10,090)Seat 5: vtlaxer09 (9,817)Seat 6: THAY3R (4,425)Seat 7: Xtremit (12,990)Seat 8: 31tarzoune31 (5,117)Seat 9: Belabacsi (11,935)ScoopAndStack antes 25Sircall antes 25Tecniq antes 25th_IN_kB4Urail antes 25vtlaxer09 antes 25THAY3R antes 25Xtremit antes 2531tarzoune31 antes 25Belabacsi antes 25ScoopAndStack posts the small blind of 150Sircall posts the big blind of 300The button is in seat #9*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to vtlaxer09 [Kh Ks]Tecniq has 15 seconds left to actTecniq foldsth_IN_kB4Urail raises to 900vtlaxer09 has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09 calls 900THAY3R foldsXtremit has 15 seconds left to actXtremit folds31tarzoune31 foldsBelabacsi foldsScoopAndStack foldsSircall calls 600*** FLOP *** [4d 8c 3s]Sircall checksth_IN_kB4Urail checksvtlaxer09 has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09 checks*** TURN *** [4d 8c 3s] [4h]Sircall checksth_IN_kB4Urail checksvtlaxer09 bets 1,840Sircall foldsth_IN_kB4Urail raises to 9,165, and is all invtlaxer09 calls 7,052, and is all inth_IN_kB4Urail shows [Ah Kd]vtlaxer09 shows [Kh Ks]Uncalled bet of 273 returned to th_IN_kB4Urail*** RIVER *** [4d 8c 3s 4h] [6h]th_IN_kB4Urail shows a pair of Foursvtlaxer09 shows two pair, Kings and Foursvtlaxer09 wins the pot (20,859) with two pair, Kings and Fours*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 20,859 | Rake 0Board: [4d 8c 3s 4h 6h]Seat 1: ScoopAndStack (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: Sircall (big blind) folded on the TurnSeat 3: Tecniq folded before the FlopSeat 4: th_IN_kB4Urail showed [Ah Kd] and lost with a pair of FoursSeat 5: vtlaxer09 showed [Kh Ks] and won (20,859) with two pair, Kings and FoursSeat 6: THAY3R folded before the FlopSeat 7: Xtremit folded before the FlopSeat 8: 31tarzoune31 folded before the FlopSeat 9: Belabacsi (button) folded before the Flop

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overactive tables ftwPokerStars Game #25498069022: Tournament #142787448, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (200/400) - 2009/03/01 17:39:53 ETTable '142787448 431' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: deaky (19274 in chips) Seat 2: checkymcfold (7445 in chips) Seat 3: dannygreen1 (19750 in chips) Seat 4: ARANIL16RUS (22195 in chips) Seat 5: PullenPots (3600 in chips) Seat 6: Claw1980 (12990 in chips) Seat 7: nickmc22 (13015 in chips) Seat 8: Don_Almeida (23939 in chips) Seat 9: Metsfan512 (4827 in chips) Metsfan512: posts small blind 200deaky: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to checkymcfold [Jd Jh]checkymcfold: calls 400dannygreen1: folds ARANIL16RUS: calls 400PullenPots: folds Claw1980: folds nickmc22: folds Don_Almeida: raises 1200 to 1600Metsfan512: folds deaky: folds checkymcfold: raises 5845 to 7445 and is all-inARANIL16RUS: folds Don_Almeida: calls 5845*** FLOP *** [Ad 7h Ah]*** TURN *** [Ad 7h Ah] [8d]*** RIVER *** [Ad 7h Ah 8d] [8h]*** SHOW DOWN ***checkymcfold: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)Don_Almeida: shows [Ts Th] (two pair, Aces and Tens)checkymcfold collected 15890 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 15890 | Rake 0 Board [Ad 7h Ah 8d 8h]Seat 1: deaky (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: checkymcfold showed [Jd Jh] and won (15890) with two pair, Aces and JacksSeat 3: dannygreen1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: ARANIL16RUS folded before FlopSeat 5: PullenPots folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Claw1980 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: nickmc22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Don_Almeida (button) showed [Ts Th] and lost with two pair, Aces and TensSeat 9: Metsfan512 (small blind) folded before Flopalso, LOL at the dude who claims to fold KK every time there's an all in preflop and someone shows up with AA

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sighFull Tilt Poker Game #10911311376: $34,000 Guarantee (81959353), Table 60 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:43:22 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: mezvinsm (63,269)Seat 2: ToeJam4444 (25,792)Seat 3: bcartervol98 (28,269)Seat 4: al67 (19,120)Seat 5: gussyboy (30,162)Seat 6: aka olie (16,216)Seat 7: BigAl0815 (34,473)Seat 8: get moola (33,271)Seat 9: GiveMeUrCookies (21,430)mezvinsm antes 200ToeJam4444 antes 200bcartervol98 antes 200al67 antes 200gussyboy antes 200aka olie antes 200BigAl0815 antes 200get moola antes 200GiveMeUrCookies antes 200GiveMeUrCookies posts the small blind of 800mezvinsm posts the big blind of 1,600The button is in seat #8*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gussyboy [Kd Ad]ToeJam4444 foldsbcartervol98 foldsal67 foldsgussyboy raises to 4,300aka olie foldsBigAl0815 calls 4,300get moola calls 4,300GiveMeUrCookies foldsmezvinsm has 15 seconds left to actmezvinsm raises to 63,069, and is all ingussyboy has 15 seconds left to actgussyboy has requested TIMEgussyboy calls 25,662, and is all inBigAl0815 foldsget moola foldsmezvinsm shows [7h Ks]gussyboy shows [Kd Ad]Uncalled bet of 33,107 returned to mezvinsm*** FLOP *** [6c 7s Qh]mezvinsm has been disconnected*** TURN *** [6c 7s Qh] [Jh]*** RIVER *** [6c 7s Qh Jh] [4d]mezvinsm shows a pair of Sevensgussyboy shows Ace King highmezvinsm wins the pot (71,124) with a pair of Sevensgussyboy stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 71,124 | Rake 0Board: [6c 7s Qh Jh 4d]Seat 1: mezvinsm (big blind) showed [7h Ks] and won (71,124) with a pair of SevensSeat 2: ToeJam4444 folded before the FlopSeat 3: bcartervol98 folded before the FlopSeat 4: al67 folded before the FlopSeat 5: gussyboy showed [Kd Ad] and lost with Ace King highSeat 6: aka olie folded before the FlopSeat 7: BigAl0815 folded before the FlopSeat 8: get moola (button) folded before the FlopSeat 9: GiveMeUrCookies (small blind) folded before the Flop

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PokerStars Game #25498546415: Tournament #142787448, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (200/400) - 2009/03/01 17:52:20 ETTable '142787448 1151' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: yfsas (16850 in chips) Seat 2: IUsux (32050 in chips) Seat 3: Jorge "Wire" (15725 in chips) Seat 4: mase_gotsem (19501 in chips) Seat 5: Showtime1603 (6491 in chips) Seat 6: nfgirl78 (6723 in chips) Seat 7: Tsubi87 (7850 in chips) Seat 8: Artem61 (23323 in chips) Seat 9: 1Rug (13623 in chips) nfgirl78: posts small blind 200Tsubi87: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to mase_gotsem [Kd Ks]Artem61: folds 1Rug: folds yfsas: raises 600 to 1000IUsux: folds Jorge "Wire": folds mase_gotsem: raises 3400 to 4400Showtime1603: folds nfgirl78: folds Tsubi87: folds yfsas: calls 3400*** FLOP *** [Kc 2c 4c]yfsas: checks mase_gotsem: bets 3200yfsas: raises 9250 to 12450 and is all-inmase_gotsem: calls 9250*** TURN *** [Kc 2c 4c] [8c]*** RIVER *** [Kc 2c 4c 8c] [4h]*** SHOW DOWN ***yfsas: shows [Ad Ac] (a flush, Ace high)mase_gotsem: shows [Kd Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Fours)mase_gotsem collected 34300 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 34300 | Rake 0 Board [Kc 2c 4c 8c 4h]Seat 1: yfsas showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a flush, Ace highSeat 2: IUsux folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Jorge "Wire" folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: mase_gotsem showed [Kd Ks] and won (34300) with a full house, Kings full of FoursSeat 5: Showtime1603 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: nfgirl78 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: Tsubi87 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: Artem61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: 1Rug folded before Flop (didn't bet)Got out played here but dbl sucked out on flop then river weeeeee

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AA<KK in ftp 75$ then this...Full Tilt Poker Game #10911676328: $50,000 Guarantee (81664877), Table 92 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:02:27 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: Beaver Fever (5,410)Seat 2: Sircall (9,870)Seat 3: enterthewu19 (23,740)Seat 4: jurak_hunt (15,224)Seat 5: vtlaxer09 (15,191)Seat 6: THAY3R (12,457)Seat 7: Xtremit (10,783)Seat 8: wywrot (28,676)Seat 9: Belabacsi (18,218)Beaver Fever antes 50Sircall antes 50enterthewu19 antes 50jurak_hunt antes 50vtlaxer09 antes 50THAY3R antes 50Xtremit antes 50wywrot antes 50Belabacsi antes 50Belabacsi posts the small blind of 250Beaver Fever posts the big blind of 500The button is in seat #8*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to vtlaxer09 [Qc Qd]Sircall has 15 seconds left to actSircall foldsenterthewu19 raises to 1,240jurak_hunt foldsvtlaxer09 has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09 raises to 3,540THAY3R foldsXtremit foldswywrot foldsBelabacsi foldsBeaver Fever foldsenterthewu19 has 15 seconds left to actenterthewu19 raises to 23,690, and is all invtlaxer09 calls 11,601, and is all inenterthewu19 shows [Td Ts]vtlaxer09 shows [Qc Qd]Uncalled bet of 8,549 returned to enterthewu19*** FLOP *** [Tc 7h 8c]*** TURN *** [Tc 7h 8c] [9s]*** RIVER *** [Tc 7h 8c 9s] [5c]enterthewu19 shows three of a kind, Tensvtlaxer09 shows a pair of Queensenterthewu19 wins the pot (31,482) with three of a kind, Tensvtlaxer09 stands upBeaver Fever stands upSircall stands upenterthewu19 stands upjurak_hunt stands upTHAY3R stands upXtremit stands upwywrot stands upBelabacsi stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 31,482 | Rake 0Board: [Tc 7h 8c 9s 5c]Seat 1: Beaver Fever (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: Sircall folded before the FlopSeat 3: enterthewu19 showed [Td Ts] and won (31,482) with three of a kind, TensSeat 4: jurak_hunt folded before the FlopSeat 5: vtlaxer09 showed [Qc Qd] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 6: THAY3R folded before the FlopSeat 7: Xtremit folded before the FlopSeat 8: wywrot (button) folded before the FlopSeat 9: Belabacsi (small blind) folded before the Flop

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MORE FUN!Full Tilt Poker Game #10911707196: $21,000 KO Guarantee (81966136), Table 191 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:04:03 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: Lucone85 (15,459)Seat 2: IrunDisBicth (11,500)Seat 3: rapsody63 (19,296)Seat 4: romolus666 (60,826)Seat 5: vtlaxer09 (35,906)Seat 6: surrealz (10,997)Seat 7: the_real_oracle (14,076)Seat 8: koecky777 (12,123), is sitting outSeat 9: Jan Pedersen (54,139)Lucone85 antes 125IrunDisBicth antes 125rapsody63 antes 125romolus666 antes 125vtlaxer09 antes 125surrealz antes 125the_real_oracle antes 125koecky777 antes 125Jan Pedersen antes 125rapsody63 posts the small blind of 500romolus666 posts the big blind of 1,000The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to vtlaxer09 [8h Th]vtlaxer09 has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09 raises to 2,540surrealz foldsthe_real_oracle foldskoecky777 foldsJan Pedersen foldsLucone85 foldsIrunDisBicth foldsrapsody63 foldsromolus666 calls 1,540*** FLOP *** [2h 2d Qh]romolus666 checkskoecky777 has returnedvtlaxer09 has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09 bets 3,840romolus666 calls 3,840*** TURN *** [2h 2d Qh] [Jh]romolus666 checksvtlaxer09 has 15 seconds left to actvtlaxer09 bets 7,340romolus666 calls 7,340*** RIVER *** [2h 2d Qh Jh] [7d]romolus666 has 15 seconds left to actromolus666 bets 23,000vtlaxer09 calls 22,061, and is all inUncalled bet of 939 returned to romolus666*** SHOW DOWN ***romolus666 shows [6h Ah] a flush, Ace highvtlaxer09 mucksromolus666 wins the pot (73,187) with a flush, Ace highvtlaxer09 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 73,187 | Rake 0Board: [2h 2d Qh Jh 7d]Seat 1: Lucone85 folded before the FlopSeat 2: IrunDisBicth (button) folded before the FlopSeat 3: rapsody63 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: romolus666 (big blind) showed [6h Ah] and won (73,187) with a flush, Ace highSeat 5: vtlaxer09 mucked [8h Th] - a flush, Queen highSeat 6: surrealz folded before the FlopSeat 7: the_real_oracle folded before the FlopSeat 8: koecky777 folded before the FlopSeat 9: Jan Pedersen folded before the Flop

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**** poker and all the lucky retards who get rewarded for making mistakes
:club: PokerStars Game #25499130688: Tournament #142279101, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2009/03/01 18:07:50 ETTable '142279101 117' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Acekob (10710 in chips) Seat 2: jaykrz (20015 in chips) Seat 3: Stopmypain (57869 in chips) Seat 4: Leafsfan96 (14201 in chips) Seat 5: nigelwow1 (17483 in chips) Seat 6: pit2405 (7841 in chips) Seat 7: L0ngshanks (15865 in chips) Seat 8: Derek2100 (8860 in chips) Seat 9: z142em1 (6705 in chips) Acekob: posts the ante 200jaykrz: posts the ante 200Stopmypain: posts the ante 200Leafsfan96: posts the ante 200nigelwow1: posts the ante 200pit2405: posts the ante 200L0ngshanks: posts the ante 200Derek2100: posts the ante 200z142em1: posts the ante 200L0ngshanks: posts small blind 1000Derek2100: posts big blind 2000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Acekob [Jd Kh]z142em1: folds Acekob: raises 8510 to 10510 and is all-injaykrz: folds Stopmypain: folds Leafsfan96: folds nigelwow1: calls 10510pit2405: folds L0ngshanks: folds Derek2100: folds *** FLOP *** [Jc 7d Th]*** TURN *** [Jc 7d Th] [4h]*** RIVER *** [Jc 7d Th 4h] [5d]*** SHOW DOWN ***Acekob: shows [Jd Kh] (a pair of Jacks)nigelwow1: shows [Ah Kd] (high card Ace)Acekob collected 25820 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 25820 | Rake 0 Board [Jc 7d Th 4h 5d]Seat 1: Acekob showed [Jd Kh] and won (25820) with a pair of JacksSeat 2: jaykrz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Stopmypain folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Leafsfan96 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: nigelwow1 showed [Ah Kd] and lost with high card AceSeat 6: pit2405 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: L0ngshanks (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: Derek2100 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: z142em1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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GrrrrJust busted million in shitty wayHoweverFull Tilt Poker Game #10911549443: $22,500 Guarantee (81973197), Table 7 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:55:44 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: SkewpTroop (2,427)Seat 2: playinonedge (5,600)Seat 3: lutz de berger (14,249)Seat 4: UgotaBanana (5,618)Seat 5: P0KERPR0 (9,670)Seat 6: Sluda (6,936)Seat 7: thewood503 (3,980)Seat 8: DuckMySoup (5,505)Seat 9: toddybrun2 (4,660)SkewpTroop posts the small blind of 100playinonedge posts the big blind of 200The button is in seat #9*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DuckMySoup [Ac Ad]lutz de berger has 15 seconds left to actlutz de berger calls 200UgotaBanana raises to 1,000P0KERPR0 has 15 seconds left to actP0KERPR0 raises to 9,670, and is all inSluda foldsthewood503 foldsDuckMySoup calls 5,505, and is all intoddybrun2 foldsSkewpTroop foldsplayinonedge foldslutz de berger foldsUgotaBanana foldsP0KERPR0 shows [Ts Td]DuckMySoup shows [Ac Ad]Uncalled bet of 4,165 returned to P0KERPR0*** FLOP *** [4h 8h Jc]*** TURN *** [4h 8h Jc] [Qc]*** RIVER *** [4h 8h Jc Qc] [4d]P0KERPR0 shows two pair, Tens and FoursDuckMySoup shows two pair, Aces and FoursDuckMySoup wins the pot (12,510) with two pair, Aces and Fours*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 12,510 | Rake 0Board: [4h 8h Jc Qc 4d]Seat 1: SkewpTroop (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: playinonedge (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 3: lutz de berger folded before the FlopSeat 4: UgotaBanana folded before the FlopSeat 5: P0KERPR0 showed [Ts Td] and lost with two pair, Tens and FoursSeat 6: Sluda didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: thewood503 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: DuckMySoup showed [Ac Ad] and won (12,510) with two pair, Aces and FoursSeat 9: toddybrun2 (button) didn't bet (folded)

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dear stars,STOP SWITCHING ME OFF TABLES WHERE EVERY HAND IS AIPF ZOMG.love,checky
Thats the bummer, tables like that usually wont last long =s
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busto 50rPokerStars Game #25499303121: Tournament #142279448, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/03/01 18:12:23 ETTable '142279448 93' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Money800 (24398 in chips) Seat 2: wandigo (5977 in chips) Seat 3: fsoyars (13795 in chips) Seat 4: arbel1 (18945 in chips) Seat 5: Gakn29 (17695 in chips) Seat 6: RifePot (57721 in chips) Seat 7: bokkie87 (14626 in chips) Seat 8: WCG|Rider (21115 in chips) Seat 9: BigRed0000 (16435 in chips) Money800: posts the ante 75wandigo: posts the ante 75fsoyars: posts the ante 75arbel1: posts the ante 75Gakn29: posts the ante 75RifePot: posts the ante 75bokkie87: posts the ante 75WCG|Rider: posts the ante 75BigRed0000: posts the ante 75wandigo: posts small blind 400fsoyars: posts big blind 800*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to wandigo [Ks Qd]arbel1: folds Gakn29: folds RifePot: folds bokkie87: folds WCG|Rider: folds BigRed0000: raises 15560 to 16360 and is all-inMoney800: folds wandigo: calls 5502 and is all-infsoyars: folds Uncalled bet (10458) returned to BigRed0000*** FLOP *** [2d 6h Tc]*** TURN *** [2d 6h Tc] [Jh]*** RIVER *** [2d 6h Tc Jh] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***wandigo: shows [Ks Qd] (a pair of Queens)BigRed0000: shows [Td Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)BigRed0000 collected 13279 from potalso busted 163 AK < JJ

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lol@the way retards are making me play this thing (all but two of those "other positions" hands were in one of the first two levels):During current Hold'em session you were dealt 104 hands and saw flop: - 2 out of 12 times while in big blind (16%) - 0 out of 13 times while in small blind (0%) - 9 out of 79 times in other positions (11%) - a total of 11 out of 104 (10%) Pots won at showdown - 2 of 2 (100%) Pots won without showdown - 6

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sighhhh... 33rd 50 cubed...why cant i win a ****ing tournamentFull Tilt Poker Game #10911966384: $21,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (81956069), Table 41 - 1500/3000 Ante 400 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:17:36 ET - 2009/03/01Seat 1: Adrasto (42,458)Seat 2: rubylovesnuts (72,565)Seat 4: joshuah333 (33,429)Seat 5: Jon Turner (113,006)Seat 6: jpmetalman (78,424)Seat 7: Mutha Flushaa (54,212)Seat 8: joerike (10,163)Seat 9: robert07 (61,094)Adrasto antes 400rubylovesnuts antes 400joshuah333 antes 400Jon Turner antes 400jpmetalman antes 400Mutha Flushaa antes 400joerike antes 400robert07 antes 400robert07 posts the small blind of 1,500Adrasto posts the big blind of 3,000The button is in seat #8*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Mutha Flushaa [2d 2h]rubylovesnuts foldsjoshuah333 foldsJon Turner has 15 seconds left to actJon Turner raises to 7,275jpmetalman foldsMutha Flushaa has 15 seconds left to actMutha Flushaa raises to 53,812, and is all injoerike foldsrobert07 foldsAdrasto foldsJon Turner has 15 seconds left to actJon Turner calls 46,537Mutha Flushaa shows [2d 2h]Jon Turner shows [As Ad]Jon Turner: sry, lots of tables*** FLOP *** [4s Ks 3h]*** TURN *** [4s Ks 3h] [Kh]*** RIVER *** [4s Ks 3h Kh] [Jh]Mutha Flushaa shows two pair, Kings and TwosJon Turner shows two pair, Aces and KingsJon Turner wins the pot (115,324) with two pair, Aces and KingsMutha Flushaa stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 115,324 | Rake 0Board: [4s Ks 3h Kh Jh]Seat 1: Adrasto (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: rubylovesnuts folded before the FlopSeat 4: joshuah333 folded before the FlopSeat 5: Jon Turner showed [As Ad] and won (115,324) with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 6: jpmetalman folded before the FlopSeat 7: Mutha Flushaa showed [2d 2h] and lost with two pair, Kings and TwosSeat 8: joerike (button) folded before the FlopSeat 9: robert07 (small blind) folded before the Flop

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