cardcore 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 One night in DecemberFCP was abuzzThere was internet drama,I didn't know what it was.I got an IM"Hey Seth, did you see?There's a big thread in GenpoAnd it's looshle vs Steve."I barely know Steve,But Steve knows Ted Forrest,I know this becauseHe made a thread that said he knew Ted Forrest.Then there's our ol' looshball,And he's cute when he's mad.He went off on SteveHe thinks Steve's threads are bad.I guess Steve asked"What's up with FCP?Some guys are playing high limitsTheir success due to me."Well, loosh took exception"Shenanigans!" He said."You're a shill for your program!Your threads should be dead!"The challenge was issuedIt was HU4ROLLZThe venue was CommerceTo see who could read soulsBoth players approachedThe high limit sectionThey were both too excitedAnd couldn't hide their erections.Loosh had his red hatAnd a sh1t eating grinSteve looked at loosh"There's no way you'll win."They sat across from each otherSwords wrestling belowFCP broke out the popcornTo watch them put on a show.Loosh decided to slowrollEvery chance that he couldSteve's increasing frustrationShrunk the size of his wood.Now by virtue of long dongLoosh might have been winner,But the one problem wasHis dong was much thinner.So the match went on longer,Steve climbed back to evenThey battled for hours,Neither planning on leaving.About 8 hours laterThe floor man arrived at the table"Pack it up, guys,You're both highly unstable."Steve looked at looshand loosh looked at SteveThey both broke out laughingNow that they had a reprieve."Want to get tacos?"Steve queried to looshball"Sure thing, I love tacos,"They went down the hall.They looked at each otherand in tandem both said"This e-fight is stupid,That thread should be dead."So the thread was closed,and all back to ship shape.With both Steve and looshAvoiding HU4ROLLZ rape. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 1st Link to post Share on other sites
kobe2odom8 14 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 A+! Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Too many boners. Good otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites
outsider13 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 lolololol!!! Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Too many boners. Good otherwise.blasphemy Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 classic Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I think all of Seth's post should be required to come in poem form. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 [x] appropriate amount of boners.2 thumbs up! Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I think all of Seth's post should be required to come in poem form.Am I hallucinating or did your party hat just change colors?Ah and you added a noise maker, nicely done Link to post Share on other sites
TrueAce13 18 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Domination as usual Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 I think all of Seth's post should be required to come in poem form.Posting in haiku;A good form of poetryTo structure my posts. Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 [x] appropriate amount of thumbs.Two boners up! Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 [x] appropriate amount of boners.2 boners up!FYPEDIT: damn u EStorm Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 semi decent, a little limp in spots.Overall you came though and hit the mark.no offense to Mark.weeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 it follows the mellowdrama, could of used a romp in there nicely put otherwise lol Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Jesus, this is beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Am I hallucinating or did your party hat just change colors?Ah and you added a noise maker, nicely doneYou are paying far too much attention. Link to post Share on other sites
KHSPoker21 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 lololololA+ as always Link to post Share on other sites
tbrick412 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 well played, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 WHAT'S REALLY BEHIND THIS THREAD.... I KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO SPAM YOUR WEBSITE YOU SPAMMER.otherwise highly enjoyable Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 top 3 thread of the year Link to post Share on other sites
bigcoled 1 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 This is nice, I like very much.... Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 my poetry is for hire if you have a loved one you'd like to parody Link to post Share on other sites
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