profxavier9 0 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 you have that in the bag dude. It sounds like her excuses were legit. No more time for pussy footing around, you need to close that deal. She keeps asking about the mac and cheese because she wants you to make a move.Please think of this post when you are inside of her. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Don't forget to post when you go broke.Wrong thread? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Associating Mac and Cheese with getting laid is not ideal. The end result may be good, but you don't want to be conjuring up visions of what is oozing from the cooter because of the M&C reference... Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Associating Mac and Cheese with getting laid is not ideal. The end result may be good, but you don't want to be conjuring up visions of what is oozing from the cooter because of the M&C reference...thats pretty sick dude Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I explained to her that I barely remembered calling her last weekendSmooooooooth! Women love hearing this. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 This thread needs an update as much as he needs to cut a hole in the bottom of a box of mac n cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I prefer to use my French Toast cooking skills to get laid.True story. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Dick in a Box: The Mac and Cheese version... Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 OK heres an update.....Im three tabling and drunk right now so bear with me. I partied like a rockstar (as much as you can be a rockstar in Morthern Minnesota). She worked all weekend during the day. I seen her Saturday night like I already discussed, and I didnt make a move but she explained why she didnt ride home with us, she made a point that I know that she didnt ride home with my ride because she had a sober ride home. So actually that was Friday night she didnt ride home form the after party, but I seen her Saturday night and she said she would have been right with us at the bar but she had to work in the morning. Which I believe becasue she used to and still does party like an animal. I saw her tonight and I was at the bar doing my football picks for the week and she showed up and asked me if I wanted to go party with her over to a town 45 miutes away, which I denied and she said, I know you have to work tommorow otherise you would have been there because you are a trooper. And gave me the " I dont really want to go but promised I would go look" which I have seen a couple times and given to her a couple times the last week or so.Anyways to break up the long paragraph nothing happened lately but I feel that she is into me so thats a good thing. I mean if you go back and look at what I originally posted, it was all a joke about the Mac and Cheese, but the point is she remembered it and asked me about it. I am really drunk again i apologize, I had at least 8 Jag Bombs tonight. Forgive me for this thread, TY I am trying to keep this going. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 You need alcohol counseling.And take in a museum or something once in awhile, Jesus. The bar will still be there next week. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 You need alcohol counseling.And take in a museum or something once in awhile, Jesus. The bar will still be there next week.I don't think they have museums in:Morthern Minnesota Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 This is the worst fucking thread ever. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I don't think they have museums in: Morthern MinnesotaHey, don't be dissin' Minnesota, we've got museums:http://www.spam.com/museum/Oh wait, that's Mouthern Minnesota.... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 your prospects with women are worse than minewait..no, mine are worse Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Associating Mac and Cheese with getting laid is not ideal. The end result may be good, but you don't want to be conjuring up visions of what is oozing from the cooter because of the M&C reference... thats pretty sick dudeYou guys know why you never eat your girlfriend out in the morning right? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grill cheese sandwich? Link to post Share on other sites
aucu 3 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 OK heres an update.....Im three tabling and drunk right now so bear with me. I partied like a rockstar (as much as you can be a rockstar in Morthern Minnesota). She worked all weekend during the day. I seen her Saturday night like I already discussed, and I didnt make a move but she explained why she didnt ride home with us, she made a point that I know that she didnt ride home with my ride because she had a sober ride home. So actually that was Friday night she didnt ride home form the after party, but I seen her Saturday night and she said she would have been right with us at the bar but she had to work in the morning. Which I believe becasue she used to and still does party like an animal. I saw her tonight and I was at the bar doing my football picks for the week and she showed up and asked me if I wanted to go party with her over to a town 45 miutes away, which I denied and she said, I know you have to work tommorow otherise you would have been there because you are a trooper. And gave me the " I dont really want to go but promised I would go look" which I have seen a couple times and given to her a couple times the last week or so.Anyways to break up the long paragraph nothing happened lately but I feel that she is into me so thats a good thing. I mean if you go back and look at what I originally posted, it was all a joke about the Mac and Cheese, but the point is she remembered it and asked me about it. I am really drunk again i apologize, I had at least 8 Jag Bombs tonight. Forgive me for this thread, TY I am trying to keep this going.Strike 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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