sacopoo 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I got incredibly drunk a couple of nights ago and had sex with a really fat chick. Ive known her for awhile and she is quite the slut. I was out with a bunch of friends and she was there. She just kept feeding shots, drinks, beers, nonstop. All my friends left (weekday so everyone had to work in the morning) and we stayed so none of my buddies could keep it from happening.She totally took advantage of me and I only remember bits and peices of what happenned. The next morning was incredibly akward especially since I had to ride back with her to pick up my car I left at the bar. I kid you not I did not say one word to her on the way up there. Luckily it was not to long a trip.I did use a condom thank god, I remember that. No telling what funk she might have. She gave a random guy, she just meet at a bar the last time I saw her a blowjob in his car. Anyway, it was also sad because I didnt even get off. I was so drunk I couldnt climax. She kept on telling me she wanted me to come on her face. This would of made the situation a little better. Nothing like a chick wanting you to blow your load all over her, even if she is grossly fat.Here is link to a pic of a girl who is about the same size. (couldnt get it to upload) Although the chick I banged is slightly smaller but the pic is kind of funny.http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4957/Blending+In/So post a pic of the fatest chick you have had sex with. Hopefully this will help with my self-disgust right now. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I was so drunk I couldnt climax.Nice story.Also, I don't think any guy has used the word 'climax' since circa 1976. So congrats on that too. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Nice story.Also, I don't think any guy has used the word 'climax' since circa 1976. So congrats on that too.Ooooh that's when I was born. Maybe my dad used it.Why did I Just type that? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 So post a pic of the fatest chick you have had sex with. Hopefully this will help with my self-disgust right now. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A buddy of mine had some roomates that would go "Hoggin'" on special occasions, like spring break or Mardis Gras. What hogging is, all the guys put 100 bucks in a pool, about 3-5 guys.. and who ever brings home and ****s the biggest, fattest, ugliest girl wins the money. It wasn't a fun game to get second place in, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Congratulations Speedz. That is the hardest I have laughed at anything I have seen on the internet in months. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Consider this post as my formal accusation that you are a necrophiliac. That chick is a zombie, right? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 This is going to be my new favorite thread.Ok, 2nd fav. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Phone number please? Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy Hillis 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Was it the chick in your avatar? Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I was waiting on this.....nice work sir.Speedz wins this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 So post a pic of the fatest chick you have had sex with. Hopefully this will help with my self-disgust right now.Her, on the right.... Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Her, on the right....Ooooo.... she's hot! Looks smart too.To the OPYour sex stories are just.... nauseating ....My rule is and has always been.... if her underwear is bigger than mine... I'd rather jackoff.Speedz Winz Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Her, on the right....LOLZI bet that's a good looking chick in that wedding picture! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Consider this post as my formal accusation that you are a necrophiliac. That chick is a zombie, right?No, zombies usually get more nutrients from eating skin and brains and such. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A buddy of mine had some roomates that would go "Hoggin'" on special occasions, like spring break or Mardis Gras. What hogging is, all the guys put 100 bucks in a pool, about 3-5 guys.. and who ever brings home and ****s the biggest, fattest, ugliest girl wins the money. It wasn't a fun game to get second place in, I guess.Some of my friends would do this, too, they called it 'Pig Night'. My roommate one time was on the verge of victory with the all time largest contestant yet, but she wanted to stop and eat (at 2AM) on the way back, so he gave up. I think she was just trying to ensure a victory for him, so he should've thanked her. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I guess this will be my new home on the internet. see ya sick thread. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Some of my friends would do this, too, they called it 'Pig Night'. My roommate one time was on the verge of victory with the all time largest contestant yet, but she wanted to stop and eat (at 2AM) on the way back, so he gave up. I think she was just trying to ensure a victory for him, so he should've thanked her.see, that's the trick to hoggin', apparently. You have to get obliteratively drunk, and then you have only a short window of insane drunkness to get the job done.. if you sober up, you start getting cold feet. Speaking off, one time, at a college friend's wedding, I got a blow job from a girl who looked like the spitting image of that fat chick from "The Practice" Not only did I not get a hogger prize... not only did her terrible extensions come off in my hand in a ring of hair ( it looked like, I swear to christ, a scrunchie with hair all around the ring), but the girl didn't finish the blow job, but instead had to run to the bathroom to puke, then proceeded to pass out. If there's one thing worse than fucking a fat chick, it's fucking a fat chick sans fineese. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Her, on the right....Hahahahahahahaha...and you were horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Some of my friends would do this, too, they called it 'Pig Night'. My roommate one time was on the verge of victory with the all time largest contestant yet, but she wanted to stop and eat (at 2AM) on the way back, so he gave up. I think she was just trying to ensure a victory for him, so he should've thanked her.I just don't know what to say to that...Actually, my very first gf was on the chubby side, not obese, Rubenesque, if you will. To this day, she remains one of my oldest and best friends...I've had a couple of other flings with chubs, but not grotesquely fat...Tucker Max calls this "tagging whales", by the way...It's environmentally friendly! Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I got incredibly drunk a couple of nights ago and had sex with a really fat chick. Ive known her for awhile and she is quite the slut. I was out with a bunch of friends and she was there. She just kept feeding shots, drinks, beers, nonstop. All my friends left (weekday so everyone had to work in the morning) and we stayed so none of my buddies could keep it from happening.She totally took advantage of me and I only remember bits and peices of what happenned. The next morning was incredibly akward especially since I had to ride back with her to pick up my car I left at the bar. I kid you not I did not say one word to her on the way up there. Luckily it was not to long a trip.I did use a condom thank god, I remember that. No telling what funk she might have. She gave a random guy, she just meet at a bar the last time I saw her a blowjob in his car. Anyway, it was also sad because I didnt even get off. I was so drunk I couldnt climax. She kept on telling me she wanted me to come on her face. This would of made the situation a little better. Nothing like a chick wanting you to blow your load all over her, even if she is grossly fat.Here is link to a pic of a girl who is about the same size. (couldnt get it to upload) Although the chick I banged is slightly smaller but the pic is kind of funny.http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4957/Blending+In/So post a pic of the fatest chick you have had sex with. Hopefully this will help with my self-disgust right now.Uh huh. Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Walking corpse. If you did in fact do her did she break in half? Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Was it the chick in your avatar?Phil is a golden god. Do not talk shit about him. He is the best poker player of all time, better than DN. Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Ooooo.... she's hot! Looks smart too.To the OPYour sex stories are just.... nauseating ....My rule is and has always been.... if her underwear is bigger than mine... I'd rather jackoff.Speedz WinzI agree my sex stories are nauseating. After atleast 20 drinks in your standards tend to lower. Her underwear no doubt could be used as a beach towel.I had never heard of "hoggin" till this thread. I will bring up with my friends next time we go out drinkin.Am I the only one who has done a fat chick....more pics please. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I agree my sex stories are nauseating. After atleast 20 drinks in your standards tend to lower. Her underwear no doubt could be used as a beach towel.I had never heard of "hoggin" till this thread. I will bring up with my friends next time we go out drinkin.Am I the only one who has done a fat chick....more pics please.That's funny!lol Link to post Share on other sites
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