Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 God... this is sooo many tier levels down now..ugh.. i'm thinking with enough Gin and Tonics, and maybe i sprinkle some collard greens on my diick she'll go down on me.. haayyooo..ok thats mean.but seriously. i dont think i can get hard unless she does go downtown Link to post Share on other sites
tuskEMup 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 this is the funniest shit ever. Just let her touch your penis it happens. close your eyes! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 what is this, 2005? Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 At least you'll meet your racial quota of women:White: 500Slightly Tan: 501Tanner: 502Olive: 503Black: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns, you know she wants it. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Never had a black girl either. Post the pics anyway though, and her friends. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I like black chicks who are in great shape but have enormous asses. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I misdialed my pot guy last year, and after talking to the guy realized that he, too, sold pot. True story. Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Thank you everyone for not making any cracks about her being black and needing her phone bill paid. It would have been in poor taste. Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 good luck getting a beej from a black chick. There are some exceptions, but from my 4 black girls of experience, a couple of em did it, but it was like I had to pretend that my dick was the welfare building and my semen was the check.Ok, that was tasteless. I'm really sorry. It's not tasteless if you eat lots of grapefruit. The check "could be sweet....?"Anyway, good work Royal. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 good luck getting a beej from a black chick. There are some exceptions, but from my 4 black girls of experience, a couple of em did it, but it was like I had to pretend that my dick was the welfare building and my semen was the check.Ok, that was tasteless. I'm really sorry.no it wasn't, your semen is chock full of flavour.edit: dammit petoria, don't you have some math problems to solve? Link to post Share on other sites
j2k99 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Update.She added me to facebook, ... *ahem...cough...anyhow... i could get my black belt for the first time.. and she has hot friends.. or.. well. i saw 1 semi attractive girl.once you go black you never...? meh.. I dont care, i'll eat the shiit.dude, i'm still wondering about this 'once you go black....' does it also apply to the women?? i thought it was just for the dudes.and tell me who this chic is on facebook. would like to check her out. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 :schruteIs this the equivalent of half-a-schrute buck? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 dude, i'm still wondering about this 'once you go black....' does it also apply to the women?? i thought it was just for the dudes.and tell me who this chic is on facebook. would like to check her out.no, you dont want too.. its not worth it. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 You know what they say, the older the berry the sweeter the juice. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 yeah the early bird gathers no moss Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I also just got a text saying ...hey it's Nyomi!!! how are you?so i text back ,,ummm im good who is this?She texts back and said she met a few weeks ago with a bunch of friends at a place called fun factor.I said i havn't been there in years , are you sure?She texts back saying yes you prob don't remember you were pretty drunk.So i say well, do you have msn , facebook ect...( so i can see if she's hot )She texts back and gives me her facebook.So i look her up. AND OMGGGGGGGGGGFattest chick ever. Yes she is from my town and is the same age as me.How did she even get my number?? i know for a fact that a few weeks ago i didn't even go near " fun factor " which is a gaming place because it's on the other side of the city where i live.too bad she's fat and ugly ....................damn i run badBut lol like wtf, how did you even get my number? Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I also just got a text saying ...hey it's Nyomi!!! how are you?so i text back ,,ummm im good who is this?She texts back and said she met a few weeks ago with a bunch of friends at a place called fun factor.I said i havn't been there in years , are you sure?She texts back saying yes you prob don't remember you were pretty drunk.So i say well, do you have msn , facebook ect...( so i can see if she's hot )She texts back and gives me her facebook.So i look her up. AND OMGGGGGGGGGGFattest chick ever. Yes she is from my town and is the same age as me.How did she even get my number?? i know for a fact that a few weeks ago i didn't even go near " fun factor " which is a gaming place because it's on the other side of the city where i live.too bad she's fat and ugly ....................damn i run badBut lol like wtf, how did you even get my number?Do work, son. Fatties will put ANYTHING in their mouth Link to post Share on other sites
Gaffer 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Do work, son. Fatties will put ANYTHING in their mouthlooool Link to post Share on other sites
wwmoon85 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Do work, son. Fatties will put ANYTHING in their mouthYes but it's not an enjoyable experience. Too much teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Jungle fever FTW.TTIWWP, fyi.Give her the Royal Tour.gl Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Do work, son. Fatties will put ANYTHING in their mouthThey swallow because they're HUNGRY. Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Yes but it's not an enjoyable experience. Too much teeth.I hear fat chicks give great head ? Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 They swallow because they're HUNGRY.hahahahahaha awsome Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Give her the Royal Tour.ok...now im curiousis this anything like "the chrozzo"?? Link to post Share on other sites
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