grocery_mony 8 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Does the shit really work? Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Enhance your desire, pleasure and performance!Is there something you want to tell us? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Actually, kind of (Enzyte, anyway). I have a rather unimpressive penis. It's not like "hahaha"-small or anything, but I would be more than pleased if a product were avalable that were effective to a degree which would allow me to weaponize it. But I'm a cynical man, and simply assumed these products were a scam. That was until the day I saw the offer the an Enzyte energy drink, and thus realized that nothing that funny could be without merit.So, less than four weeks ago my Enzyte and Enzyte energy drinks arrive. I walked around sipping the drink, unable to elicited a reaction from strangers, friends or family, and ended up taking the pills. My penis, which I'd never thought to measure, prior, didn't grow, but for a couple days I was achieving an impressive erection when I so chose. I don't understand if that's the desired goal, a common goal or a medically plausible goal (I might have only imagined it) or if Extenze and Enzyte are similar products, but this was my experience. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 1. lose weight if you are overweight2. operationi think these are the two options for adding length. the operation cuts some muscles, with the side effect being it no longer points up when... up. these people no longer call it an erection. they call it a direction. "i have a northie," or "i have a southie," is the preferred nomenclature in their support groups, depending on which compass direction they are facing. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I have an "average" sized dong, but what sucks is that I'm a very large guy with an NFL offensive lineman type frame (in addition to being fat- 6'4, size 15 shoe, very broad shoulders, etc) so I always used to be a huge letdown for women who were expecting a gigantic wang to go along with the oversized everything else...Still, having my penis cut off and "resized"... like, not even an instant of consideration. Link to post Share on other sites
chaosnhavoc 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Never had any problems, with size, or distance, even after an 18 pack all is good.. Sorry for you Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Actually, kind of (Enzyte, anyway). I have a rather unimpressive penis. It's not like "hahaha"-small or anything, but I would be more than pleased if a product were avalable that were effective to a degree which would allow me to weaponize it. But I'm a cynical man, and simply assumed these products were a scam. That was until the day I saw the offer the an Enzyte energy drink, and thus realized that nothing that funny could be without merit.So, less than four weeks ago my Enzyte and Enzyte energy drinks arrive. I walked around sipping the drink, unable to elicited a reaction from strangers, friends or family, and ended up taking the pills. My penis, which I'd never thought to measure, prior, didn't grow, but for a couple days I was achieving an impressive erection when I so chose. I don't understand if that's the desired goal, a common goal or a medically plausible goal (I might have only imagined it) or if Extenze and Enzyte are similar products, but this was my experience.That is awesome! Walking around with those drinks at a fair or convention.... stuff a sock in your pants... that would be awesome.If you really want to understand about those products... grab a biology book and study the penis. That will make you understand why those products only work temporarily if at all. The flaccid penis is not relative to the size of the erect penis... well, not totally. What makes a penis erect? Blood flow. How does one increase blood flow to the penis. A number of ways... thinning of the blood, increasing the size of the vessels.. etc. That is sort of how Viagra was discovered. It was a blood pressure medication and those people taking it reported in increase in the number of erections while on the medication.I learned most of this stuff while taking a Sex Education course in college. I can't believe I just typed all that on a Poker forum. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 This is probably on my list of numbers I call up when Im drunk and order lol.Last night I was hammered and text one of those things taht text you back for 99 cents a text. I text it to start and passed out, I wak up five hours later and have sixteen dolars at least added to my phone bill lol. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 So it really does work??? Wow Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 the way I see it, if I've got my dick in her, she's already lost, so what do I care? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Why don't you just try making up for your lack of penis size with charm, generosity, kindness, romance, intelligence, and good looks.Yeah, that didn't work for me either. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 the way I see it, if I've got my dick in her, she's already lost, so what do I care?Of course, the problem is that that when you take off your pants and she steps up to the line of scrimmage, if she doesn't like the look of the defense, she still has a chance to call an audible.**Adapted from a Seinfeld bit Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 The vagina is only what? 5 inches deep?You don't need much to get the job done. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 I am just fine...I was asking for uh hmmm, Chrozzo. Link to post Share on other sites
trussdude 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 The vagina is only what? 5 inches deep?That's what guys with small dicks say. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 That's what guys with small dicks say. No I'm serious...I'll be honest, I'm your average white guy, and even I can hit the back of the babymaker.... Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 No I'm serious...I'll be honest, I'm your average white guy, and even I can hit the back of the babymaker....She could take more. Dude babies come through that shit, it expands. Link to post Share on other sites
Shia LaBeouf 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 She could take more. Dude babies come through that shit, it expands.You just ruined his self image. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 You just ruined his self image.I know the little donk can get the job done, I don't need approval from you fags. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 You just ruined his self image. http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/27/shia-labeouf-popped-for-dui/ Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 I know the little donk can get the job done, I don't need approval from you fags.You ever seen Lexington Steele Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 the way I see it, if I've got my dick in her, she's already lost, so what do I care?This is why you're getting my vote for president Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Shia LeBoef uses Extenze Link to post Share on other sites
Shia LaBeouf 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/27/shia-labeouf-popped-for-dui/total frame up job.Shia LeBoef uses ExtenzeYou mean the panties your mother laid out for you. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 You mean the panties your mother laid out for you.You wear panties? Link to post Share on other sites
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