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Man this is so exciting! I got my membership earlier in the week and have been working very hard at becoming a railer like so many others.I couldn't wait to put my new found knowledge to work! So Friday night after work I practically flew to the casino. As instructed in the beans video training I put the car on cruise at 79 mph (As a cop told beans once, 9 you're fine but 10 you're mine!) and slugged down 3 tall boys in route. I headed straight for the bar feeling a little light headed and got a double shot of jack which got things in perspective as promised. I got a tall draft and didn't bother with getting chips, how cool is that! I headed straight for the rail. I had a little trouble finding it though. There were ten tables in action but they didn't seem to be railed off? Then I spotted it in front of the desk where they assign tables. There were only 5 people who looked to be a line facing the desk but with my knowledge, I knew the proper way to face the tables. I wedged my way in only spilling a little of my beer, faced the nearest table about 15 ft away and yelled WOOT! Everyone seemed shocked to see apparently such an experienced soon to be professional railer and entered the room. I didn't really know the players but I say one guy in a hockey jersey and sunglasses that I figured was probably a great tournament player. I started yelling "hockey guy, woot! woot!"He seemed a little confused and weirded it out by it I guess, not quite being a professional and all. I backed off, headed to the bar for refills of Jack and draft beer. Two weird guys with earpieces were following me around. I quickly assumed someone else must have a competing rail book or video and they were trying to learn my secrets.I got back to the rail and had a blast, yelling and wooting and lots of people seemed to join in the fun laughing until apparently some players complained. I'm sure it was because I wasn't railing them, ya know, and some guys claiming to be security asked me to leave. I threw up on their shoes right on que!!What a great night beans, all the money was sooooo worth it.
The first rule of drinking while railing...There is no drinking while railing.newb. :club:
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I would have said grass grow, but i will go for c. 2-d, 3-d, 4-d and 5-f. How did I do?
Hi leftygolfer,You and ouch now have reserved seats* directly in front of Professor Beansregards,
fucking amateurs, all a ya's....
Hi nutzbuster,For being such a good sport and having such a gift for railing, Im offering you a PokerRT lifetime membership**Please consider our offer for employment as the professors assistant***regards,
How much extra is the Poker WT classes?The ones where you spend all your time on a poker player's website and make fun of him?Probably the same price he charges for you to use his site?Maybe I need to open up a Poker FTI got the Fanboy thing down tight!
Hi Balloon guy,We're only having a little fun with this and mean no disrespect**** for those with promotional sites of a similar nature or fictitious portrayals of posters based on actual persons****, dead or alive. Im placing two red carpet access tickets***** to an upcoming blockbuster poker movie****** premier in your account as an act of good will.regards,
Hey, PACTinfo2, my PM about being a rail pro must have been lost in a server-side purge. Re-send?
Hi Cappy37,Your check hasnt cleared yetregards,
Dear Biz Team,If I were able to pay more money, would I be able to get a little more face time with the pro railers?Ron
Hi Ron_Mexico,I'll give you my word******* that you canSend the fundsregards,
So Friday night after work I practically flew to the casino.
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Dear PokerRT Lead Professor,I had one question regarding Poker RT and another with regards to the WSOPR. The first question I have is whether or not Poker RT is going to offer a yearly membership or keep the thrice monthly fees. And the second question I have is how you would like fans at the WSOPR to approach you for autographs. I am going to be in Vegas, on the rails, during the WSOP and would like to get your autograph without breaking the railer/railee barrier. Hope to hear back and good luck at the rails.Ron

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I am interested in your services, but I am reluctant to take the plunge. If I sign up within the first thirty days, do I receive anything special? Would these alleged "charter members" gain access into special railing events and promotions?Regards,JBrad Dawson

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Dear PokerRT Lead Professor,I had one question regarding Poker RT and another with regards to the WSOPR. The first question I have is whether or not Poker RT is going to offer a yearly membership or keep the thrice monthly fees. And the second question I have is how you would like fans at the WSOPR to approach you for autographs. I am going to be in Vegas, on the rails, during the WSOP and would like to get your autograph without breaking the railer/railee barrier. Hope to hear back and good luck at the rails.Ron
Since my instructional railing program is worlds better than the competitions offerings, I feel that an annual membership is necessary as well as a monthly and weekly fee. Im also considering a daily or hourly fee but at this moment my days are too busy trying to come up with enough crap to keep what few members I have already pacified with content. Asking me for an autograph is covered in part three of the "Feeding My Bottomless Ego" section of PokerRT, but Ill post the tutorial for those of you that arent able to sit through the mind boggling insanity of that particular segment."For those of you with nothing better to do than spend time following a professional poker railer around, heres the best way to get my autograph. First off, Im much more approachable when Im actually on the rail between woots. Watch the table or tables Im railing and wait for my idols to fold their hands, then approach with the following items for a smooth autograph experience."1) Clean sheet of paper, preferably heavy stock and no larger than 3"X5". Index cards are not acceptable2) Some sort of backing to place the paper on, such as my latest book sold in most discount houses near you3) A nice pen that you do not expect back4) Moist towelette to sanitize my hands with after personal contactNEVER enter my personal space while a hand Im watching is in progress or the pot is being pushed to the pro Im railing.
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I am interested in your services, but I am reluctant to take the plunge. If I sign up within the first thirty days, do I receive anything special? Would these alleged "charter members" gain access into special railing events and promotions?Regards,JBrad Dawson
Hi JBrad Dawson,The Charter Member promotion was only for that last failed enterprise and is currently just as valid as it was back then, which means,STOP FUCKING ASKING ABOUT THAT CHARTER MEMBER SHIT ANYMORE CAUSE WE'VE MOVED ON TO ANOTHER GODDAMN THING ALREADY AND I'M GETTING SICK OF IT ALREADY! GET IT? OK, GOOD! ahem...If you have any other questions, please do not hesitate to contact us at pokerrtsupport@pact.comregards,
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"For those of you with nothing better to do than spend time following a professional poker railer around, heres the best way to get my autograph. First off, Im much more approachable when Im actually on the rail between woots. Watch the table or tables Im railing and wait for my idols to fold their hands, then approach with the following items for a smooth autograph experience."1) Clean sheet of paper, preferably heavy stock and no larger than 3"X5". Index cards are not acceptable2) Some sort of backing to place the paper on, such as my latest book sold in most discount houses near you3) A nice pen that you do not expect back4) Moist towelette to sanitize my hands with after personal contactNEVER enter my personal space while a hand Im watching is in progress or the pot is being pushed to the pro Im railing.
As a follow up, would this advise work when I bump into* you at1 the port-o-pot outside the tent at the Rio during breaks2. at the gas station, 3. or on the putting green?*when I say bump into I meant stalk
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Dear PACTinfo:Are there separate courses for online railing and live railing? Are the two skills interchangeable? What about a course on using a camera phone to take pictures of your favourite pros while in Las Vegas? Is the proper term 'live-railing' or 'stalking'?I'm very excited about this project and on the verge of signing up!

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As a follow up, would this advise work when I bump into* you at1 the port-o-pot outside the tent at the Rio during breaks2. at the gas station, 3. or on the putting green?*when I say bump into I meant stalk
Hi leftygolfer,Please keep in mind that since Beans is such a big star, he does not use port-o-pots. In fact, he rarely uses public restrooms after the ebay incident in which he did not receive royalties from the whopper that sold for a record price to a customer from this community. Beans has an electric Lamborghini, so gas stations are out.The putting green is acceptable as long as not an indoor simulator located in his home.regards,
Dear PACTinfo:Are there separate courses for online railing and live railing? Are the two skills interchangeable? What about a course on using a camera phone to take pictures of your favourite pros while in Las Vegas? Is the proper term 'live-railing' or 'stalking'?I'm very excited about this project and on the verge of signing up!
Hi jeff_536,Im glad you asked those questions, and yes, there are two separate courses for live and online rail techniques. The live version is titled "Railing In Public: Avoiding The Stares Of Bewilderment"The online version is titled "Yelling Woot When Youre Alone: Everyone Else Is Crazy, Right?"Stalking is usually the correct term, but both are interchangeableregards, In other news, please join our campaign to save the great sport of railing from doom by joining the PRA. The newsletter is free* and donations are always welcome.pra.jpg*there is a catch somewhere but we just havent thought of one yet
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While railing Kathy Liebert I was worried people would be thinking I was railing Patrick Antonius, Mike Sexton or horrors - Phil LaakWhat techniques does your course teach to clarify who I am railing?Also, what is the proper etiquette for me when the short skinny lesbian railer squeezes in front of me? (I'm not sure I could beat her up.)

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Cant stop laughing about BeansWhy the hell does he always think he is on top of his rail game.... each year its just the same thing: "I am on top of my rail game.... looking forward to WSOP...bla bla bla...." He even put himself into his WSOP Fantasy Rail Team.... I bet you $9000 that he wont woot 30 hours in one of those events he is going to rail.... I can see it in his words and his mood.... there is no way he will win a rail bracelett this year.... He is just talking and talking and talking..... And his new book... Its redicolous... like his last book... "Railing for Dummies".... Its so funny...C'mon Beans, when will you start to show us that you can rail poker.... dont just talk,. show some results......Its sad enough you try to betray your fans with your silly books... they are sooooooo funny.......... tz... I love to woot against those railers who use your techniques because they are giving me all their premium spots up close to the prosYou are just trying to make money out of the poker rail boom... you dont even think about your books... Cmon, your books suck! You dont believe the shit you wrote there, do you,,., t take your place, sucker

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Cant stop laughing about BeansWhy the hell does he always think he is on top of his rail game.... each year its just the same thing: "I am on top of my rail game.... looking forward to WSOP...bla bla bla...." He even put himself into his WSOP Fantasy Rail Team.... I bet you $9000 that he wont woot 30 hours in one of those events he is going to rail.... I can see it in his words and his mood.... there is no way he will win a rail bracelett this year.... He is just talking and talking and talking..... And his new book... Its redicolous... like his last book... "Railing for Dummies".... Its so funny...C'mon Beans, when will you start to show us that you can rail poker.... dont just talk,. show some results......Its sad enough you try to betray your fans with your silly books... they are sooooooo funny.......... tz... I love to woot against those railers who use your techniques because they are giving me all their premium spots up close to the prosYou are just trying to make money out of the poker rail boom... you dont even think about your books... Cmon, your books suck! You dont believe the shit you wrote there, do you,,., t take your place, sucker
What part of World Series of Railing did you miss? It's not World Trio of Railing, so I'd say your best bet is to back off the new topic button and relax a little there skippy :club: . Nice try though.
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Beans is moving onto the next event today.GL Beans and any other PACTers railing this!!Beans:8:05 PM EST - "No names around my table. Gonna put on disguise and break the restraining order "8:21 PM EST - "Daniel won a good pot with A10. Yelled woot so loud some woman went into labor"8:24 PM EST - "Slight altercation with competing railer"8:46 PM EST - "Feet hurt"9:03 PM EST - "Gotta go #1 bad but pants just dried from last time"9:06 PM EST - "Little squirt down there from a YOU DA MAN! holler"9:31 PM EST - "Binoculars wont focus."9:45 PM EST - "Bunch of idiots railing here. Thought a heart was a diamond and wooted an amateur"10:01 PM EST - "end of level 2"10:04 PM EST - "Ivey is out of the event but is probably going to bathroom before leaving building"10:30 PM EST - "saved spot at rail with inflatable doll and used same urinal as Ivey"11:38 PM EST - "Back at rail but medicine bottle with urinal souvenir leaking"11:51 PM EST - "AQ again beat QQ so sick"12:19 AM EST - "Wife called from the hospital, kid will probably make it"12:22 AM EST - "Pretty sure Farhas mole is bigger this year"12:57 AM EST - "Newhouse sneezed"1:59 AM EST - "Impersonated massage person and was busted again. GG me"

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Beans is moving onto the next event today.GL Beans and any other PACTers railing this!!Beans:8:05 PM EST - "No names around my table. Gonna put on disguise and break the restraining order "8:21 PM EST - "Daniel won a good pot with A10. Yelled woot so loud some woman went into labor"8:24 PM EST - "Slight altercation with competing railer"8:46 PM EST - "Feet hurt"9:03 PM EST - "Gotta go #1 bad but pants just dried from last time"9:06 PM EST - "Little squirt down there from a YOU DA MAN! holler"9:31 PM EST - "Binoculars wont focus."9:45 PM EST - "Bunch of idiots railing here. Thought a heart was a diamond and wooted an amateur"10:01 PM EST - "end of level 2"10:04 PM EST - "Ivey is out of the event but is probably going to bathroom before leaving building"10:30 PM EST - "saved spot at rail with inflatable doll and used same urinal as Ivey"11:38 PM EST - "Back at rail but medicine bottle with urinal souvenir leaking"11:51 PM EST - "AQ again beat QQ so sick"12:19 AM EST - "Wife called from the hospital, kid will probably make it"12:22 AM EST - "Pretty sure Farhas mole is bigger this year"12:57 AM EST - "Newhouse sneezed"1:59 AM EST - "Impersonated massage person and was busted again. GG me"
LOL at the last line......Beautiful work as always sir.
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Dear PactInfo2,Anything new at the WSOPR?Any chance you could text that lazy Ron Mexico and he can post updates here?Sincerley, Rocco's biggest fan.

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